CODE.CODY

18 | he/him | horny simp final boss no. 2 | no. 1 jinu apologist | yumeshipper!!

[lovelylixie]

what if i made a side account and did headcanons and oneshots for nero...

probably only nero, maybe some dad headcanons for dante but nero's the only one that's on my mind 24/7 lol

[lovelylixie]

i did it 🧍🏽 @basically-neroland

[rbvcdeluxe]

there are only two genders btw. people who are alive and people who are fucking dead

[ifellbecausegravity]

[sirsoso]

Nero’s devil spawn (✿◡‿◡) I just want to see the twins further-fumble their extended family lol

[sapphireh3arts]

i know folks are gonna call me a pedo for this one, but i grew up seeing my mom and grandma naked. they had health issues and at times needed care and help showering. and i truly think more kids need to be shown the nonsexual reality of naked women at a young age. there is nothing sexual about my grandmothers breasts, they were simply body parts. more women die of heart attacks because people are too afraid of breasts to do real chest compressions, because they are scared to touch their breasts. the sexualization of our bodies literally kills us. i need people to be more normal about naked bodies and i'm 100% serious.

[battarts]

HAPPY PRIDE 2026

[sweetyart]

Nero 0.5 seconds into the church:

[akyonceyar]

Tim: Bro, you know how applying pressure to gases creates heat, right? Kon: ye. Tim: And vice versa. And you know how density is directly equal to the mass over the volume of something, right? Kon: ... that sounds- that- that's right. Tim: So this dude gonna say the way that we view equilibrium in stars is wrong because they found 'conflicting evidence' using the theory of consigliothesis. Like bro, what?! Tsk. Come on! Stop! Kon: ...why would they say that? Tim: EXACTLY- That's exactly what I'm saying, like, how many times do I gotta spell it out? That's like saying the constraints of distortional drift doesn't actually hinder the progression of faultian push field energy conversion?! Because they found 'evidence' against kalkestic studies?? Like, make sense! Stop. That's dumb. Kon: Alright. That's enough! I won't have it. Tim: What? Kon: You made up those words to make me feel STUPID, didn't you?! Tim: What are you- Which words? Kon: ALL OF THEM! All of them...

[pocket-luv101]

Kon: Top reasons to get married?

Kon: Firmly saying “That’s MY Robin!” and knocking someone out in one punch.

Tim: ...

Kon: And love~

[pocket-luv101]

Tim: I wasn’t sure what kind of chocolates would be best. So, I got them all.

Tim: I know these are your favourite. This box is fancy but they might be too much for a first date. Alfred suggested I try making some. Oh, I found some chocolates with authentic ingredients from Hawaii.

Kon: Sweetheart, there's like 300 boxes here.

Tim: I panicked! Valentine’s can be very stressful

[ilytimdrakeugayball]

kon:ow shit

kon: hey babe do you have a band aid? because i just fell hard for y-

tim hyper focused on his computer: kon your kryptonian im pretty sure you hurt yourself more when you fell down the stairs last week, maybe save the bandaids for someone who isn't invincible? like me? and even if i did fall i would just simply get up and walk it off stop being a pussy

kon:

kon: i love you

[lovelylixie]

i got a build a bear isn't he cute!!! everyone tell him he's a cutie!!!

[yusech1]

Redraw of my old TimKon kiss

[heliostarrs]

timkon my beloved

[dishdrawer]

Tim is 100% professional tsun exterior and 1000 % panicked dere dere interior

[madhatter1208]

That's gay, I say as I read the yaoi that I specifically searched up on Ao3.

THAT'S GAY! I shout as the gay couple I searched up kisses.

[pangur-and-grim]

I think some of the loneliness of autism is that you feel like you hurt people just by Interacting Wrong, but you don’t know how to Interact Right, and the more effort you put into it, the more exhausted you are and the more artificial it comes across (with the end result of people still being upset with you). and it’s not anyone’s fault for not liking Being Interacted With Wrong, and it’s not your fault for doing it so wrong, but it is very, very lonely.

[joeyclaire]

person who’s listened to one fall out boy song: dude you gotta listen to dance dance

person who’s listened to ten fall out boy songs: dude you gotta listen to dance dance

person who’s listened to a hundred fall out boy songs: dude you gotta listen to dance dance