In stardust we trust

My name is Mercedes, an aspiring something with no real direction in life beyond forward.

[fungusamongusblg2]

[caesxr]

‘beyond the scope of this paper’ is a dear friend to me. I Am Not Fucking Talking About That

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the thing about being "good with kids" is all it takes is literally just not trying to control and mould them with every interaction. it's just being a normal person and engaging with them through normal interactions like having conversations and playing games. it's just being genuine and friendly and not perceiving them as lumps of wet clay you are there to shape. "oh you're so good with kids" thanks it's because I think they are people

[memorycycle]

me: man where is this bus lol it feel like weve been waiting forever

guy whos eyes have been sealed shut with concrete and rebar: i can feel it coming soon

[mosslingg]

My liege im sorry to break it to you but your advisor that's actually evil and wants you dead turned out to be straight. I know you really wanted to have an enemies to lovers situation with him. Yeah I'm afraid the poisoning didn't hold any romantic intent behind it. The king of the enemy kingdom is bisexual though, I could send him a letter? Yes, I'll make sure to include multiple threats of homoerotic nature. You will have your toxic yaoi, my liege

[liirker-at-thresholds]

I really like how the scientology speedrunning trend is developing, in this clip we see that the participants are

Not deterred by the closed door

Working as a group

Protecting their identities

Inflicting material costs to the institution via property destruction

Getting away at the end

These ideas were not all here from the beginning. They are genuinely gaining experience that can be applied elsewhere

[liirker-at-thresholds]

The church of scientology is on tumblr and they are sending me anon asks telling me that they can't even commit to reporting a post

[invinciblerodent]

[invinciblerodent]

you guys are so right, I should have added the best part

[askrobouteguilliman40k]

This meme ages like a fine wine every year that passes.

[notlayingroses]

Everything I read about recovering from burnout is like “it takes months or even years to fully recover” and it’s like okay…. I have a weekend before I gotta clock in on Monday

[sophie-frm-mars]

whether american leftists should get guns is such a boring discourse (yes, obviously) why aren't you all talking about how to feed each other your economy is about to turn to liquid shit

yankee you cannot just have gun to have freedom! you must also have burger!!! what about burger!!!!

[gogogadgetgolem]

I saw this on Reddit and fucking cackled.

[mohelconvention]

[meshaamem-li]

secular Jew here can anyone explain the funny?

[writing-biting]

"Shehechiyanu vekiyemanu vehegi'anu la'zman ha'zeh" translates to: "that we lived, existed and arrived at this time"

The blessing is said for eating things for the first time, or for the first time in over a year.

[busket]

daily affirmations

I am the best person

I am the best at being a person

I am unkillable

I am good at everything

I am protected by divine forces and I am their favorite

I'm cute

[zendayacolemann]

Do you have a moral problem with what you're doing?

[slitherpunk]

hey sorry yeah this is suuuper embarrassing but like. i freakin. i left all my pages out in the scary forest. yeah the pages with the creepy drawings on them. it would really do me a solid if you could go collect those. im sssooo sorry i know i always fucking do this

[atomicjeallyfish]

God. take all of meg thee stallions pain and return it to drake tenfold

[a-light-seeking-dream]

alice pagani styled by riccardo maria and captured by ilaria biffi

[kosmogrl]

[bungerc0re]

it's normal to like blood it's very normal