SWEATER LORD

נחשון || עם ישראל חי Nachshon || Mathematics B.S. || Owner of at least 18 cardigans || This blog has nothing to do with sweaters

[mohelconvention]

Call Fred at 202-762-1401 for a good time

[themoonandmyman]

Guys. Come on now. I don’t want to make things too serious but here’s something you really have to remember:

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[aholefilledwithtwigs]

I have never read or watched Death Note and i know the whole ‘book that kills people’ premise but from all the shit i see on here it seems to be two teenaged boys acting out this scene over and over

[unstablecryptid]

[still-homophobic]

hey quick question what does this mean

[thatguythatlikesmgsandthenewyear]

Watch out boys we got a city slicker

[holomoriarty]

[foone]

the important thing to remember about preserving the integrity of the timeline is to just have fun and be yourself

[itseasytoremember]

(To the tune of Rasputin): BLEH BLEH DRACULA, KING OF TRANSYLVANIA, HE IS A BAT AND ALSO A MAN

[itberice]

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine I 3.15 Destiny

[red-mercer]

For more information search for "Star Trek Rule 34"

[jadeinretrogrde]

can you imagine if your biggest legal culpability was that you got no game? three out of three lawyers agree on this and one of them is your own personal legal representative

[tulipseason]

don’t bring a knife to a gun fight. unless of course you are summoning the ghost of a legendary swordsman who can deflect bullets with his blade and help exorcise the gunwoman from your river bubble. then it is appropriate

[mohelconvention]

harrow & gideon

@pelennorfeels

[sevenfactorial]

Guess I'm against including applications of mathematics while teaching.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

This is really clever. I wonder how long it took her to find all of these.

[catdotwav]

for folks concerned its AI, i'm pleased to report its not only legit, she has a whole ass burger coord to go with it and its delightful

check out more of her work on her reddit !!

[maimonideznuts]

I know where you can get thigh high burger socks

Borgar Thigh High Sockies

Grab my buns and give a gentle squeeze, look at that, I'm dripping already.  I love being full of meat and sauce, but don't worry, there's s

[mohelconvention]

[thememedaddy]

[animentality]

[earhartsease]

okay huge shoutout to our not jewish belovèd who was messaging someone jewish and wrote "RIP me" but then changed it to "may my memory be a blessing" - this is genius and we think it needs to catch on

[costumersupportdept]

i am going to add this to my "drama monarch" file cabinet of gender neutral yet still hilarious changes to phrases, as it feels like it lives in the same world.

[pseudomantis]

Some of my favorite NBA player tweets