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My housemates never clean because they havent realised they are now in a human life. They still believe they are in a farm...

#reincarnation #karma #housesharing #fun #blogger

My reaction when I learn that somebody has been shot dead one street away from my house.

#murder #woodgreen #london #scared #scary

When neighbours are doing a BBQ.

#the neighbourhood #bbq grills #bbq #summer #london #Houseshare #poverty

Breakfast time. No bowl cause all dirty. What is so complicated in cleaning YOU FUCKING DIRTY DISHES?? BUNCH OF DISGUSTING PRATS!!

#housemate #houseshare #coloc #colocation #londres #london #vaisselle #dishes #fuck

When my housemate is about to go out, all freshly shaved and perfumed... And I realise how hot he is.

#flirting #sexy #marilyn monroe #housemate #yousexything #london #life #star

New House Share New shits!!

I now live with 3 guys and one girl. And it seems we don’t have same notion of respect and “cleaning rota”.

When I run to the toilet, open the sit lid and see a nice surprise waiting for me.

#houseshare #poop #surprise #flatmate #housemate #london #colocation dégueu #caca #popo #toilette #menage #mecs

When my flatmate lies about really weird stuff. But like really weird... like pretending she didn't see my new hair cut for me not to believe she copied me when she had one.

#flatshare #flatmate #girls #stupid #complicated #strange #folle #bizarre #sournoise #colocation #coloc #gif #reaction #reactiongif #what #wtf #mensonge #mentir #suspicious

Having a flatmate that always talks about herself. Always. Thinking all what she says is smart and funny.

#love #house #home #flatshare #flat #rent #flatmate #friend #boring #stupid #lol #nul #débile #gif #fun #maison #colocation #coloc

When I wait near the sink to see WHO THE FUCK LEAVES HIS DISGUSTNG dishes during FUCKING AGES.

#flatmate #flatshare #pigs #share #live #london #clolocation #coloc #sale #londres #flingue #pistolet #gun #anger

"-Don’t worry, the tube is going to be less busy at the end…

-Why?

-Because nobody lives in Walthamstow."

#london #walthamstow #far #east #desert #bad #buses #soon #placetobe #shorditchification #is coming #londres #est #loin #E17 #awesomestow #stowers

When the decision has been taken.

Bye bye Blondie.

#gtfo #love #flatshare #hulk #thors #avengers #getout #gif #funny #byebye #bitch #new flatmate #london #flat #living #people #colloc #chiant #blondasse

Spending my time waiting the buses because i live too far away.

#love #flatshare #london #far #away #cold #storm #rain #snow #jon snow #thewall #winter #is still here #GoT

When our trav blonde flatmate try to make the law.

#love #flatshare #flatmate #bad #bith travesti #blonde #stupid #mean #man #caked #in makeup #useless #superficial #ugly #funny #gif

When all the bad flatmate says is absolutely mean and stupid and nonsense.

#blonde flatmate flatshare gif stupid funny TV

When everybody run out of toothpaste, so they use mine.

#flatshare #love #sharing #flatmate #assholes #tired #depressed #anger #angry #hades #hercules #funny #gif #trust #noone

When I pray : "Please give us back Philip Seymour Hoffman and take my Blonde useless FlatFuckingMate instead!"

#love #Flatmate #Flatshare #newgirl #hate #philip seymour hoffman #praying #god #crying #tears #unfair #justice

25 billets !

#25 posts #tumblr milestone

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