It's like some weird... girl thing...

@kaosuqi

Suqi ❣ 21 ❣ they/them ❣ potentially plural ❣ I love Phonetics, Quantum Thingamajigs, Queer Mechanics, & Space ❣ I eat Chaos, Sushi, & Sweets ❣ Inspired by Deltarune, Steven Universe, The Dark Crystal, & Undertale ❣ Every person is a story, so don't treat them like a word. If you don't want to learn new perspectives, don't pretend to be genuine.

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isawken

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

Blue Lois

can i help you

Red Marge

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

isawken

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

markovchaingang

americans are a saudi oil baron's idea of classy. brits are an american's idea of classy. the french are a brit's idea of classy. unfortunately the chain ends here since the french's idea of classy is also the french

i-am-a-fish

I've been sending beams and rays at random passerbys for years now

avatarofthewriting

w-what kind of beams

i-am-a-fish

yknow like lasers

twicejoyhalfpain-deactivated202

penultimate is such a good word. its like....maybe the second best word

dimonds456-art

i had to

i-am-a-fish

I've been sending beams and rays at random passerbys for years now

ratbastarddotfuck

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

chongoblog

It’s fun to use contractions inappropriately, but it’s hard to explain why that’s

lunarthesugarglider

thats a common interest we've

chongoblog

Yeah, but people get annoyed by it, like when you throw soda cans in the trash can’t the recycle bin

alphabetizing-posts

annoyed bin but by cans can't get in it, like people recycle soda the the throw trash when Yeah you

lifeafterpsychiatry

It's always "stop harming yourself or we'll have to lock you up!!!" and never "what do you need to change to want to harm yourself less and how can we help you make some of these changes?" and that's why we're not getting anywhere

lifeafterpsychiatry

It's always "stop harming yourself or we'll have to lock you up!!!" and never "what do you need to change to want to harm yourself less and how can we help you make some of these changes?" and that's why we're not getting anywhere

lifeafterpsychiatry

It's always "stop harming yourself or we'll have to lock you up!!!" and never "what do you need to change to want to harm yourself less and how can we help you make some of these changes?" and that's why we're not getting anywhere

lifeafterpsychiatry

It's always "stop harming yourself or we'll have to lock you up!!!" and never "what do you need to change to want to harm yourself less and how can we help you make some of these changes?" and that's why we're not getting anywhere

ratbastarddotfuck

*putting my hand in the cavernous space between what you are and what you pretend to be, and wiggling it around* woah haha is there meant to be that much emptiness here? lol are you like okay bestie? omg this kind of tickles my hand does this tickle your nothing? #yournothing <3

ratbastarddotfuck

it's okay for you to find this post sexual. I put the sensual feeling in there on purpose. you don't need to do weird posturing about it.

ratbastarddotfuck

a friend has informed me that this post made its way to bluesky. they're putting pieces of my soul on other websites. I want to hear about it any time you see one. collect my evil screenshots, like a slenderman but I'm fat.

solarifle

"we have to accept the fact that the r word is coming back" NO WE DONTTTT NO WE DONT

janmisali

here's another idea for a poll! I think this will have some interesting results. this sentence is here to pad out this paragraph so people who don't read posts will be more likely to accidentally miss these instructions. if you're reading this, please select option eleven. here's another sentence to make this block of text look longer. anyway here's my fun poll idea!

try to create a normal (bell curve) distribution

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Remaining time: 4 days 5 hours

greatlordfluffernutter

Now, one might look at these numbers and be lead to believe that half of all tumblr users don't read posts. However, in the replies to this post you will find over a hundred users who will happily clarify to you that actually the reason why they voted the way they did isn't cause they didn't read the post but actually because they didn't bother to look at the words in the post and process them as language, a technique commonly referred to as reading the post.