The New Me

Sasha. 18. Straightedge. She/her. I am a dancer at heart. Music fuels that.

[loveneedsmusic-blog]

This is my last post. Thank you to my followers and the friends I have made.

[loveneedsmusic-blog]

I no longer know who I am. Or what I want.

[mccalacheyenne-deactivated20200]

[ruinedchildhood]

man she put up with a lot of shit

[now-that-is-immortality-deactiv]

For all of you going back to school:

I wish you Spencer’s smarts, Emily’s athletic ability, Hanna’s fashion sense, Aria’s fearlessness, and Alison’s confidence.

[dreams-over-reality]

[depressed-reaper-deactivated201]

[drowning-painfully]

[dreams-over-reality]

[thinkphilo-unactive]

[the-perks-of-being-black]

[kingrudegyalchina]

Boost this

[achillesvevo-deactivated2020090]

ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS LISTEN UP.

YOU SEE THAT SHIT UP THERE THAT’S FUCKING CHOCOLATE LAVA CAKE

DO YOU WANT TO MAKE A CAKE COVERED IN HOT GOOEY CHOCOLATE FROSTING IN LESS THAN 15 MINUTES? 

THE CORRECT ANSWER IS A VIKING WAR CRY AS YOU CHARGE INTO BATTLE.

STEP 1: COMPLETE A VIRGIN SACRIFICE. (SATAN MUST BE PRESENT BECAUSE THIS CAKE IS SO DELICIOUS IT’S PROBABLY A SIN.)

STEP 2: PREPARE GENERIC BOX CAKE RECIPE ACCORDING TO BOX DIRECTIONS. BACK TO THE CLASSICS MOTHERFUCKER. MIX USING THE SPINE OF YOUR ENEMIES. 

STEP 3: POUR INTO A LARGE MICROWAVESAFE CONTAINER (LARGER THE BETTER, BUT IT NEEDS TO BE DEEPER THAN THE MARIANAS TRENCH FOR OPTIMAL LAVA)

STEP 4: TAKE A SMALL TUB OF GENERIC FROSTING FROM YOUR LOCAL SUPERMARKET OF SIN. SWIPE A MACHETE AROUND THE INSIDE OF THE TUB LOOSENING THE WHOLE TUB FROM THE SIDES AND PLOP INTO MIDDLE OF YOUR CAKE BATTER. DO NOT MIX. 

STEP 5: PUT INTO MICROWAVE FOR EIGHT MINUTES AND SET THE TABLE USING CHINA YOU RAIDED FROM WEAKER VILLAGES. 

STEP 6: REMOVE FROM MICROWAVE AND LET SIT FOR ABOUT THIRTY SECONDS. THIS IS BEST SERVED MOLTEN LAVA HOT ACCENTUATED WITH THE TASTE OF BLISTERS ON YOUR TONGUE. 

STEP 7: GET A SERVING DISH WITH A LIP THAT CURVES UPWARD SO LAVA DOES NOT OVERFLOW AND PLACE UPSIDE DOWN ON TOP OF CAKE AND FLIP OVER.

STEP 8: LIFT SLOWLY, COOKED CAKE WILL SIT ON PLATE AND LIQUID FROSTING WILL SPILL OVER SIDES. 

STEP 9: CELEBRATE WITH VICTORY SEX. 

STEP 10: EAT. 

[fuckingrecipes]

IF YOU’RE ONE OF THOSE GORGEOUS FUCKERS WHO DON’T ACTUALLY LIKE SEX, YOU CAN SUBSTITUTE WITH AGGRESSIVE CUDDLING OR NEON-COLORED POST-IT NOTES FULL OF ADMIRATION FOR SOMEONE’S EXISTENCE. 

[hashtagloveloses]

did fuckingrecipes just equalize this post for the asexual population gallifrey bless fuckingrecipes

[gothicprep]

too much art that’s about sex, not enough art that’s about how mini m&ms taste better than the regular ones

[sexual-passion]

[chaz]

why do homework when you could do me

[loveneedsmusic-blog]

what she says: im fine

what she means: in the animal crossing series, there are an assortment of anthromorphic animals live in the same town as you, such as frogs, dogs and hamsters. There is also proof of non-anthromorphic characters. One of the dog characters has a dog house. When clicked on the dog house, an angry growling and slanted eyes comes from it. It's also known theres an item resembling a hamster cage, with a small rodent in it. It is also possible to catch frogs. If non-anthromorphic characters exist in the series, what determines how they become anthromorphic? Did anthromorphic dogs, frogs and hamsters branch off from a normal hamster to create a different evolutionary path? Is Animal Crossing the aftermath of a twisted genetic experiment, or a nuclear accident which caused animals to be able to do advanced human tasks animals could not ususally do, such as gardening, shopping, fishing and bug catching? Why do the anthromorphic characters think it's alright to enslave the non-anthromorphic characters?

[cravings]

dad: are you learning french

me:

[wasforcenturies-deactivated2016]

don’t treat your followers like fans you’re literally a kid with a blog calm down