𝕚𝕔𝕖 𝕔𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕞

I want your 𝕚𝕔𝕖 𝕔𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕞 I want it lying in the S U N I want your 𝕚𝕔𝕖 𝕔𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕞 I want it 🅼🅴🅻🆃🅸🅽🅶 on my 𝓉𝑜𝓃𝑔𝓊𝑒 I want your 𝕚𝕔𝕖 𝕔𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕞 I want it, what you ( waiting ) for? 𝕚𝕔𝕖 𝕔𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕞, every bite all I want is ᴍᴏʀᴇ independent multi-muse. penned by justin. ( 18+ )

[loverequest]

let me just say when i saw your promo/icon/all the mika content i was SO excited. i love mika, he means so much to me, always has. so to see him admired & shown off like that by somebody else makes me adore you right away ! i think you liked a reverse starter call or something that in the moment i couldn't find muse for & i kicked myself over it because i really love your blog & i truly want to write with you ! let's please plot or something because you are golden

mika is my favorite and it makes me incredibly happy to hear about other people’s appreciation of him, especially in the rpc!! i actually have a few of your open starters in my drafts so we’ll definitely get to writing in the near future but catch me in your ims sometime soon because i’d love to plot with you as well! 

[loveologys]

❝ what’s on my mind when the light’s out ? ❞    ｉ ｄｏｎ＇ｔ ｔｈｉｎｋ ｙｏｕ ｗａｎｎａ ｋｎｏｗ．

  + for future writing together. ↻ to support. ( template credit. ) 

[loverequest]

𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐈𝐄‌.

“Hey now, that part isn’t your business. It’ll be fun anyways.”

❝ please don’t tell me you tried to drown someone. or worse, you took a shit in the shallow end. ❞ 

❝ yeah, i’ll bet. swimming within ten feet of screaming children and creepy sunbathing old men is how everyone wants to spend their summer. ❞

[loverequest]

𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐈𝐄‌.

“It’s Friday and I’ve got shit all to do, so yes, I am going to sneak into the community pool to swim. Didn’t say you had to come, but you’re invited.”

❝ the hell you sneaking in for? you get banned or somethin’? ❞ 

[loverequest]

𝐒𝐄𝐇𝐔𝐍‌.

       “Alright, stop.” The male huffs, walking slowly from the restaurant towards his car, assuming the other would follow him. He just wanted one dinner – ONE DINNER that didn’t lead to an argument or a bitter silence between the two. He was realizing that know that had to be just wishful thinking. “Just stop talking. You already embarrassed ourselves by starting a fight in there. I don’t want this the whole ride home.” Sighing, he rounds the front of the car and opens the passenger side door for the other. “Are you going to get in or not?”

he is trudging behind his boyfriend, arms flying into the air. no, he would not stop. he’s just getting started. ❝ oh, of course. i’m the one at fault here. you could never be the instigator. ❞ regardless of how many times they’ve landed themselves in this situation, the outcome was always the same. gabriel found himself giving into his emotional outbursts and all rational thinking was left at the door. he stands perfectly still, scowling at him before reluctantly climbing in. a ❛ thank you ❜ is grumbled before he commences again. ❝ do you even care that you’ve upset me, or is the opinion of strangers more important to you? ❞ 

[loverequest]

here’s a permanent plotting call ! 

[saddest-cat-hours]

[loverequest]

my muse is so high when i have to leave for work snsndjsj 

[loverequest]

𝐘𝐄𝐁𝐈𝐍.

❝ oh, ❞ that’s what she does, she pushes and pushes until someone cracks. a dangerous game she’s got into the habit of playing. ❝ come on now, let’s not be a hasty little boy ~  hm?  we have fun together. ❞ she giggles out, eyes rolling to his speech before she can’t help but break out into laughter. ❝ thanks coach, when’s the next big game? ❞ yebin teases, poking against his shoulder just to further his annoyance. ❝ you know, if you keep this up i might cry. do you really hate me that much? i’m just having a little fun, do you know what fun is? ❞ she smirks, trying her best to keep herself from laughing once again. ❝ being engaged to me isn’t all bad, you know, my appa is the police chief. you could get away with murder ~ ❞

❝ don’t call me that. ❞ he barks. he doesn’t take lightly to being disrespected, but he’s trying ( perhaps too hard ) to give her the benefit of the doubt. believing that under her devious facade, there must be a human being with hopes, dreams, and fears just like him. his features twist into a grimace. ❝ i’m serious, yebin. ❞ he emits a low groan, barely flinching at her touch. ❝ i don’t hate you. i’m just hoping that through some form of witchcraft, we’ll end up on the same page. is that asking for too much? i do know what fun is. my kind of fun does not involve making life altering choices for unconsenting individuals. ❞ he brings two fingers on each hand up to rub against his temples. he swears this whole ordeal is producing a migraine. ❝ you know, not everyone is scheming something. i agreed to abide by the rules of my chosen career, which are in place for my safety and the safety of others, and— ❞ he pauses, a small puff of air leaving his mouth. forget it, he already tried that approach. she isn’t listening. ❝ we’re going to get out of this. ❞

[loverequest]

𝐘𝐄𝐁𝐈𝐍‌.

she pauses for a second, eyes widening as she turns to face him. ❝ you’re not actually mad at me, are you? ❞ puppy - dog eyes form as she stares up at him, a soft whine leaving her lips. ❝ i don’t know, i found it quite amusing. besides, you’d miss me if i wasn’t by your side, jagiya ~  admit it! ❞  yebin teases, giving a few playful hits to the male’s chest. ❝ it’ll teach you not to upset me again though, won’t it? ❞

❝ fuck yes, i’m mad at you. ❞  his eyes are already rolling into the back of his head. ❝ i’m so glad you get a kick out of ruining my life. ❞ he scoffs. ❝ i wouldn’t place any bets on that if i were you. ❞ his arms dangle at his side as he takes the hits. slowly, he clenches and unclenches his fists in attempt to ground himself. ❝ you know what would have really taught me a lesson? you communicating like a normal person. i’m a professional, and last time i checked so are you. for every flawed resolution you make, there are consequences. i’m not trying to downplay your feelings, but you can’t always get what you want. ❞ team captain lecture mode activated. 

[frankoceahn]

[trcshymemes]

GAME GRUMPS SENTENCE STARTERS. 

❝ God, what if we just fucked one day? ❞

❝ Don’t sass me in front of the internet. ❞

❝ Follow your stupid fucking dreams. ❞

❝ Come at me scrub lord, I’m ripped. ❞

❝ I just wanna have sex with space. ❞

❝ Get in the tub with me, daddy. ❞

❝ Will you just relax and let me kill for money? ❞

❝ That sounds like your problem. Fuck you. ❞

❝ Stay in school. Don’t do drugs. Eat your teeth. ❞ 

❝ Make like a tree and fucking die. ❞

❝ Dude just…just pity laugh at least. ❞

❝ Man, Club Penguin’s gotten weird. ❞

❝ We are like the Stephen Kings of stupid. ❞

❝ Why do you enjoy watching me suffer so? ❞

❝ Do I have to jerk you off to blow your mind? ❞

❝ I haven’t had so much fun since I killed my parents. ❞

❝ Unfortunately I had sex with a guy/girl over the weekend. ❞

❝ What’s a vegetarian zombie say? GRAAAAAAAINS. ❞

❝ Revenge is a best dish served fuck you. ❞

❝ Who wears pants anymore? So 2015. ❞

❝ I need an ice cream sandwich and a gentle blowjob. ❞

❝ Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya. ❞

❝ The bananas has gone bad! ❞

❝ I cared for those bananas! I raised them with my own two feet! ❞

❝ Did you know I’m a professional joke? My life is a joke. ❞

❝ What if everyone just had constant helicopter dick? ❞

❝ [ name ], does getting me wet fill you with determination? ❞

❝ I can’t prove that someone ISN’T a reptilian. ❞

❝ Wouldn’t it be funny if, like, you lost a family member? ❞

❝ These balls are coming at me fast and furious. It’s like that movie, ‘Speed’. ❞ 

❝ Call me One Direction ‘cause my relevancy is dropping by the day. ❞ 

❝ One time I killed a person and I didn’t report it to the police. ❞

❝ I wanna take a girl to the Grand Canyon, fuck her, and throw her in. ❞ 

❝ Nothing like a gunshot wound to the face to really mellow someone out. ❞ 

❝ If I can’t be the best, I sure as hell can be the worst! ❞ 

❝ [ name ], I’m on a date with a guy/girl right now and you’re embarrassing me. ❞

❝ I’ve made a decision. I’m gonna in the kitchen, gonna open the dishwasher, and I’m gonna climb inside. ❞

❝ I do apologize for my actions, even though they were totally and completely justified. ❞

❝ I could pee on this couch, right now, no problem, while looking you directly in the eyes.❞ 

❝ Look, you tell a couple jokes as a dad and suddenly everyone’s like ‘you’re making dad jokes.’ ❞

❝ All of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are blue, except for three of them. And there are four. ❞ 

❝ And Abraham said unto Moses, ‘Bro, dude, aliens.’ ❞

❝ I’m gonna throw you out the window. We don’t even have any windows in this room…I’m gonna carve out a window and throw you through it. ❞ 

❝ DO IT YOU SACK OF SHIT! – Sorry. That didn’t come out as encouraging as I meant it to. ❞

❝ [ name ], if there’s one thing I can be totally honest about, it’s that I would happily lie to your face.❞

❝ If I took pole-dancing, I would be worried that it would be too erotic for everybody else. ❞

❝ Next time we make love, [ name ], would you please refer to me as your sweet cakey treasure? ❞   

❝ I try to show at least one other human-being my butt hole every single day. ❞

❝ The only people who don’t like sluts are the people who don’t get any. ❞ 

❝ Have you ever though of a career in driving people fucking insane? Because you are already a PRO at it. ❞ 

❝ I am actively looking for ways to get you to shut the fuck up. ❞

❝ First of all, you have to stop calling it ‘Mary Jane.’ That’s the first rule of stonerdom. People will think you’re a fucking narc. ❞

❝ First of all, no one says ‘pot-eyes’, you fuckin’ narc. ❞

❝ If by OK you mean like on the inside I’m just going ‘AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!’ then yes, I’m quite OK ❞

❝ When you walk outside there are three elements of nature that you must avoid: snow, wind, and bees. ❞ 

❝ Could you imagine if you unlocked outfits in real life? Like, “Congratulations you wiped your ass, here’s a new shirt.” ❞

[mariodaymiller]

[invera]

me

[loveologys]

ΓΩΔ — the brothers of the most chaotic fraternity going, gamma omega delta, also known as 𝔾𝕆𝔻. / ft jonnor ( @versicnofme ) & bently ( @loverequest. )

[spiritscalling]

Headcanon Meme Time!

⌆ a nervous tic or habit they do

⏀ describe their usual smile

⇅ do they look up or down while thinking?

❧ describe their usual sleeping position

✑ describe something they like without naming it

✜ what’s their posture like in a normal situation?

❖ describe their hands

❞ write a quote they would find themselves saying

§ how would their hair gray? or would they lose their hair first?

❤ describe how they show affection.

✭ what is one of their favorite items?

[rpmememaker]

Send “✆” for a MORNING text. Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT. Send “☎” for a RUSHED text. Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text. Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text. Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text. Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text. Send “#” for a RANDOM text. Send “@” for a SCARED text. Send “&” for a LOVING text. Send “%” for a CURIOUS text. Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text. Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text. Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text.