Top 5 taz fics (other than ur own we know they’re great)
anon you are So Bold as to think i read anything else other than my own shit at this point. that being said, i will only be talking abt grad fics i like bc Who Fucking Cares About Balance Or Amnesty At This Point
also these are not ranked in any specific order bc my friends wrote these and i’m not gonna pit them against each other. they’re all good and you should read them!
1. a mouthful of lines that you’ll soon forget by electrahartley aka @wakkoswish
“YOU SUBMITTED MY POEM TO PENIS MIGHTIER?! MY VERY PRIVATE POEM WITH MY VERY PRIVATE THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS?!”
“It’s Pen Is Mightier! But yes! I’m sorry, okay? I didn’t know. I thought you would like to have people fawn over your work.”
“Well, Rainer, you know, normally, I do. But not about this particular thing!”
During this whole conversation, the Firbolg had been silently rereading Fitzroy’s poem.
“...Who give a shit,” he finally spoke up.
one of the orig maplekeene fics, and one of the goodies as always. hartley writes such funny dialogue and he honestly inspired me to write more maplekeene once i got back into the hyperfixation. “who give a shit” is more of an iconic firbolg line than anything justin has ever said in the podcast, and you can fight me on that one. if you haven’t read this fic then you are Late. absolutely adore all of hartley’s maplekeene fics too, so if you haven’t read his work start w this one and then read all of them <3
2. one thought, head empty, hands full by trees_so_thin aka @accesscodex
fitzroy has thoughts he wont think and argo runs his mouth.
OR i use a motif too many times for paragraph structure
MATURE RATING ON THIS ONE SO IF UR A BABYCHILD MAYBE DON’T READ. it’s not Explicit explicit but it Kinda references fucking. honestly a staple of the magcu set of fics, and personally one of my favorites. matthew writes internal dialogue really well and i enjoy his use of motifs. i return to this fic whenever i’m feeling down bc i just. idk i really like matthew’s writing. also magcu maplekeene just feeds the pining brain hehehehe helps me w ssoss mindset tbh. very good fic!!!!! highly recommend
3. All I ever wanted (it’s always you) by Ember360 aka @keenie
Argonaut Keene Gay Pining Compilation (GONE RIGHT?? WRONG??? WHOS TO SAY) Not Clickbait!!!
VERY GOOD FIC!!!!! i miss pebble’s writing so much. i read xyr fics Long before i actually met xem, tho this is one xe wrote later on when we were already friends. lil m’s fics are just so heartwarming oh my goodness. xe also write argo really well!!! you can feel the kinnie in it ghrbjhbgrrghj. honestly i just really love character studies and this is a really good one!!! it’s also pining which is swag! read pebble’s fics!!!!!!! support my little me <3333
4. four slurred words by trees_so_thin aka matthew again
fitzroy takes a key. argo takes a drink. the firbolg takes argo upstairs.
this is how episode 17 should have gone
an episode 17 re-write that is gayer and much better than canon imo. once again, i just really enjoy matthew’s writing for fitzroy (and for argo!!!! he has a very solid grasp on both characters). i really appreciate the silent pining and conflicted feelings ohhhhh it makes me go insane. everyone likes to say im the god of maplekeene pining, but matthew will drag these two boys along until the heat death of the universe. very good fic 10/10 love my bestie’s work <333333
5. Bloom by Ember360 aka pebble again
A world where you are born with a tattoo of your soulmate's favorite flower. The state of the flower (blooming or wilting) is based on the emotional state of your soulmate(s). When you meet your soulmate, the flowers printed on them grow among yours.
Argo has snapdragons along his upper body.
Fitzroy has a single daylily on his wrist.
THE ORIGINAL LONGFORM MAPLEKEENE FIC. god honestly if you haven’t read Bloom then you are SO SO LATE!!!! i’m just putting this one here bc honestly i’ve loved seeing pebble’s work grow and develop as i’ve known xem. i wish i had the kind of drive xe had when i was xyr age, so i will cheer xem on as best i can!!! this is a soulmate au so Obviously good shit. and it’s a modern au!!!! check it out please if you haven’t already!!! i know it isn’t completed but i think it’s still worth the read!!!! love u lil m <3