"Bitter? Or Sweet?" @lovesick-lying - Tumblr Blog

As the camera flickers to life, a living room came into view. It wasn't too extravagant, and it looked to be an apartment. Boxes were scattered everywhere, so whoever lived her most likely had just moved in.

Suddenly, a boy with purple hair and cloudy, murky eyes entered the frame of the camera, seemingly checking if it was on or off, and if it was grainy or not.

When he speaks, he sounds bored and almost uncaring for the situation. He should probably be doing something with those boxes, but who am I to tell him what to do in his own home?

"Is it on?"

Once he sees that the camera is, in fact, on, he says another statement in his continuously monochrome tone.

"Oh... Fun..."

He plasters a fake smile onto his face, eyes still murky with an unreadable emotion as he jumps up with an aura of faux interest, smiling coyly.

"I'm obviously Kokichi Ouma, the Ultimate Supreme Leader! But you can all call me Ouma unless I give you permission to use my first name, 'kay? As you can see if you aren't a total dummy, I just moved in here, and I wanna make some friends! Don't worry, I don't bite... much~."

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#💜🎲 Kokichi Ouma 🎲💜#Promo Post!

human-monodam

Christmas day, and all was quiet at the Mono household... until a doorbell rang. Standing there in front of the door, out in the snow, were the Monos' friends and family, including Sayaka, Monaca, Kotoko, Komaru, Emma, Kanade, Hibiki, Sora, Yoruko, Tsumugi, Angie, Miu, Hiyoko, neko Shuichi, Sonia, the Council Of Sin, Kyoko, Kaito, heroine Ibuki, Sayori, Yuri, Natsuki, Monika, Maki, Chiaki, Chihiro, Nagito, pregame Kaede, the Mastermind group, even Tenko. And of course, the numerous Kokichis Dam has managed to befriend (Heir, Assassin, Incubus, Yande, Neko, Gambler, the two versions of Child, and surprisingly, even Remnant) and romance (Original, Pre, Pop, Prince, Nurse, Fem, TD, Villain, Animal Caregiver, and even Vamp has returned). A few Kokichis who haven't yet debuted aren't present but still left gifts. They've got a huge sack of presents for the Monos, and standing at the front of the crowd… is Junko.

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*And just the sheer sight of it left everyone speechless, Monokuma,most especially. Motherkuma gets over the surprise and greets everyone as Taro jumps on Miu and starts hugging her. You can hear him chucking and giggling with glee.*

“Hehehe. Looks like someone is happy to see his mother again. Merry Christmas, everyone!” @ask-sayaka-maizono

the-real-kokichi-ouma

(( Trim! ))

“I hope to tell this really amazing girl how much I like her…”

“Aww~! Who knew big bro was such a sap~?”

“Sh-Shut up…”

“I wanna finally beat Monaca with the war on who has the cooler favorite person!”

Monaca rolls her eyes.

“I want to protect more girls from the wrath of more degenerate males! Minus one, of course…”

Seems she still holds disdain for Motherkuma. It’s a wonder why she’s even here.

“Ibuki wants to get closer with her brother… and convince him to join the hero course again. Make amends for everything she’s done wrong.”

Villain Kokichi takes three steps away from Ibuki, to signify how much that is not going to happen.

“I… damn it, I just want to get over my relationship.”

Ah, right. He’d been dating that now-inactive Shuichi blog. Maki and Assassin Kokichi nod, both of whom have had partners that became inactive.

“Funny… I want to get into a decent relationship… With someone who can actually look past the barriers and see me as a person instead of just a child…”

That seemed to pique Tenko’s interest. She always did have a thing for lolis- *gets gunned down-*

“…I want to convince Hajime to give me another baby.”

The others all look at Chiaki.

human-monodam

*Motherkuma winces at Tenko’s last remark. She almost got over it when Chiaki wanted another baby with Hajime.*

“Well you’ve already proven to be a great mother, Chiaki. I’m sure you’ll become an even greater mom if you got another baby in your life. Maybe you can have play dates with Auntie Usami’s daughter, Unity.”

“I think that would be pretty delightful actually, Monophanie.” *Phanie chuckles.*

“Well baby talk aside, if Kaito wants, we can sing kareoke together. Maybe it’ll help him, and by extension, Maki and Assassin Kokichi, let out soem steam. singing is good therapy you know.”

lethal-liar

“I could break every bone in your body without the use of either of my hands.”

“Stop it.”

“No, you stop it!”

…

“PINK HIPPOPOTAMUS RIDING A BICYCLE!”

And then at that point, both assassins dart to the opposite ends of the room.

human-monodam

“You know, you two a-” *Suke covers Kid’s mouth.*

“Kid. Before you say ANYTHING else, think about what you want to say, think about how your gonna say it, think about who you are talking to, think about if THEY WANT to hear it or not, then consider if you REALLY want to say it.” *He removes his hand as Kid takes that as a que to just keep it to himself.*

“That being said, if you’re looking for Hajime, he’s at Shirokuma’s Orphanage with some FF agents. They agreed to watch the place while Auntie Shiro celebrates Christmas with us. Auntie Shiro is just gathering a few things first.”

sinless-slaughter

“Let him speak. I want to hear what he had to say.”

Luckily, she shows no intentions of getting violent. She just doesn’t appreciate being chickened out on. She firmly believes in not pussyfooting around something.

human-monodam

“…………………………..You two can date each other if you’re lonely…..” *Monokid hides behind Nano…..and then holds him as he scoots over to hide behind Monodam as well.*

lethal-liar

“Not permitted. Different groups. You date someone inside the group or not at all. With my last relationship, I lied. But I don’t think I could pull off the same with a rival assassin.”

That implies that they considered it! But there would have to be some chemistry first.

“Stop hiding behind your siblings like a cowardly little bitch. If we wanted to skin you, we would’ve done it before you said it.”

human-monodam

*Monokid eventually stops hiding behind his siblings and sits back down.*

“Glad to see that everyone’s having a good time. So who wants try some of Motherkuma’s famous seafood gumbo, grilled salmon, and some tasty tasty tuna salad? We also got fried chicken and ham.”

“Hehehehe. Oh I wouldn’t say it’s famous for anything. Just something I got better at making over time.”

“It’s true. Mom’s first few attempts at cooking when she first got her human body along witht he rest of us were…..not great.”

“Oh. You’re back. Are you going to clean out that attic?” *Monotaro was silent as he does the smoke thing again and flees back to hsi room with Miu.* “Sigh.”