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speakerofdreams:

“how does one do something atrocious in the best way? like i get what you’re saying but.. but i don’t actually. at all.”

“Isn’t that the Cardinal Rule of all puns, though? ‘clever-but-cringe-worthy’?

I thought the point of pun-making was to make everyone in the vicinity groan.”

dxxggers:

lovesiin liked this for a starter.

“I’ll thank you to stare after my husband more discreetly.”

“Oh — ! Oh no, I, ah — I wasn’t staring after him... ... at least, not intentionally!”

me: *sits down at mcdonalds to write replies* me: *gets into a heated argument with old white republican men*

why does the new tumblr update hate me why does it hate the way i want to format my posts

speakerofdreams:

can’t appreciate genius:

“this is so sad… i’ve never met someone with such bad humor before.”

“Ouch! My sense of humor is excellent, thank you very much. I can pun with the best of ‘em. That one was just atrocious...

. . . in the best way, though, of course.”

What is your muse's full name?

State in the tags below!

my aesthetic

⚘ — speakerofdreams liked for a starter

“I’m sorry, but that’s probably the worst pun I’ve ever heard.”

Starter Call!

Since at the moment I only have like, one follower, anyone can like this! (And please do because I am a lonely bab in need of threads)

Othello: Desdemona, I should have listened to you.

Desdemona: Yes, everyone should listen to me all the time about everything.

just let me casually follow every shakespeare blog i can find even if they’re probably not active anymore nbd

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