yeehaw

[sliversoakley4]

prescription basketball shorts

[podcastwizard]

NO DAD, air brushing unlicensed images of spongebob smoking weed on to t-shirts and selling them at a boardwalk was YOUR DREAM. i'm going to be a PROJECT MANAGER.

[thefoxconfessor]

the characters of seinfeld could kill the characters of friends with their bare hands

[thefoxconfessor]

i think we should give elaine a crowbar and lock her in a room with ross just to see what happens

[toastbutteregg]

[ovur]

My bisexual boyfriend and I in our straight passing relationship

[backfliips]

Peepy

[calamitysong]

i don’t know what a boat is

[icarianarts]

[bathroomcube]

[ojnah]

You think I’m not a goddess? [inspired by x]

[brazenbulls-deactivated20230228]

[wizardpotions]

Girls will scuttle around under leaf litter and prefer cool and damp environments

[wizardpotions]

Ah fuck I was thinking about woodlice again.

[wizardpotions]

hang on i think ive got it this time

Girls will have armor plating and have 14 legs

[wizardpotions]

Shit that's woodlice again.

[frightstricken-deactivated20260]

the year is 2026. you're getting married to your wonderful partner. it's the happiest moment of your life. as you say the vows and kiss as a married couple for the first time, you freeze in shock. you see him in the crowd

[fishing-lesbian-princess]

Tumblr is the only site I know of where you can make a post like “me and my girlfriend love to drink water” and someone will reblog it and tag it with some shit that is so divorced from the actual post like “frunkus and grinky except instead of drink water they love to play jenga at girgalon’s tower”

[catcrumb]

[catcrumb]

[bluestarsbumblesocks]

goodbye gender