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Orne - 24 years old - Argentina - Taken

[chaylani]

Jikook moments that will make your heart soft ✧ (Park Jimin being the cutest little monkey 🐵)

[lovetorne]

en la vida soy Jimin con mi novio, bien mamoncita uwu

[nhamilk]

⠀⠀▬ ᴊɪɴ + ʙᴛs ᴘᴀᴄᴋ ɪᴄᴏɴs  • ᴅᴏɴ·ᴛ ʀᴇᴘᴏꜱᴛ ! ⠀⠀♡ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴏʀ ʀᴇʙʟᴏɢ ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴜsᴇ/sᴀᴠᴇ｡ ☾

[lovetorne]

Hobi: Namjoon, wake up

Namjoon: What?

Hobi: When butterflies get nervous, do they feel humans in their stomach?

Namjoon: ...

Hobi: ...

Namjoon: What the heck...

[lovetorne]

Y/N: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I weak or strong?

Jungkook: Strong

Jin: Weak

Taehyung: An idiot.

[lovetorne]

Y/N: Would you rather stab Yoongi or-

Jin: Stab Yoongi.

Y/N: But I didn't even say the other option.

Jin: I know.

Y/N: ...

Jin: ...

[lovetorne]

Jungkook: Bro let me tie your show laces for you

Jin: But why bro

Jungkook: So you won't fall for anyone else bro

Jin: bro

Jungkook: bro

[lovetorne]

Y/N: Can you describe the guy who shot you?

Yoongi: Yes. He wasn't very friendly.

Y/N: I give up.

[lovetorne]

Jimin: If I were a gardener, I'd put our tulips together.

Y/N: Awww

Hobi: If I were a gardener, you'd be my hoe

Yoongi: Thanks...

[lovetorne]

Jin: *Highlights an entire page of notes*

Y/N: Bro, you know you are only supposed to highlight the important parts?

Jin: *makes a highlight mark on y/n arm*

Y/N: Why'd you do that bro?

Jin: Because you're important to me, bro

Y/N: b r o

[lovetorne]

Taehyung: I'm not going to be mad, just tell me why you have a fake ID.

Y/N: *mumbles*

Taehyung: What?

Y/N: You have to be over 18 to hold the puppies at petco...

Taehyung: *sighs*

[lovetorne]

Yoongi: I've changed all my passwords to 'incorrect'.

Jimin: Why?

Yoongi: So if I forget them, my device will remind me 'your password is incorrect'.

Jimin: This is the most genius piece of idiocy that I've ever heard. Also thanks for the password.

[lovetorne]

Jin *a genie*: you get one wish.

Yoongi: I wish to be a caterpillar

Jin: May I ask why?

Yoongi: Eat a lot, sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful.

Jin: You know they have a lifespan of like 2 weeks...

Yoongi: ... crap

[lovetorne]

Taehyung: Explain to me how you two got in an accident.

Jimin: Well we were driving and there was a deer on the road and Hobi didn't notice, so I said "Hobi, deer"!

Taehyung: And?

Jimin: Tell Tae your answer Hobi

Hobi: "yes dear"

[lovetorne]

Yoongi: My bf/gf is too tall for me to kiss him. What should I do?

Jin: Punch him in the stomach, then when he crouches pain, kiss him.

Y/N: Tackle him.

Jungkook: Dump him

Namjoon: JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN FFS!

[lovetorne]

Yoongi: Move out the way, I'm claustrophobic

Y/N: What does that mean?

Jimin: It means they're afraid of santa claus!

Yoongi: No what-

Y/N *trying to act like santa claus*: HO! HO! HO!

Jimin: STOP! YOU'RE SCARING HIM!

[lovetorne]

[Y/N and Taehyung getting married]

Yoongi *the priest*: Repeat after me

Y/N: After me

Jin, at the side: Are you sure you wanna marry them?

Taehyung: Definitely

[lovetorne]

Baby: [cries]

Namjoon: It's okay, you'll learn how to do that on the inside when you get older

Y/N: [picks up baby and walks away]

Jin: Dude are you okay?