[raylangivins]

has everyone seen the website that gives you a rothko for your local weather?

[finalfantasyvii]

logged the fuck in

[darkmutiewerewolf]

Winghead 💙 and Shellhead ❤️

[feminarchyboss]

we all got that 1 friend that brings a sadomasochistic vibe 2 the hangout

[hachinana87]

Helmet off

[wordfather]

do you fuck with my unwritten story

[wordfather]

do you fuck with the weird guy i made

[important-cat-pics]

[sea--burn]

Friend: dude could I have some of your fries

Me: ( assenting hand gesture, managmaniously): until you are satisfied

[possessable]

?

[noelledeltarune]

"you can jack off you can eat grapes all else banned" is kind of the post of the summer because literally wtf else are you supposed to do once it’s 30°C outside

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[animentality]

[error-404-fuck-not-found]

used to think it terribly silly (and kinda funny) when fantasy or sci-fi stories would have people refer to major recent historical events as The Flood or The Incident or The Revolution, and im sure historians fucking hate that because it's not helpful or descriptive, but we sure do be calling it The Pandemic

[chronicillnesshumor-deactivated]

Doctors are like: ughhhhh. You're confusing. Come back if you die

[raylangivins]

has everyone seen the website that gives you a rothko for your local weather?

[greelin]

remembering you have organs inside of you is so sickening like man i do NOT need to be fully aware of the fact that like. my appendix is just IN there. doing fuck all

[greelin]

jinxed myself with this one bc my appendix decided Brother, I’m Going To Start Doing Something (Today) and now it’s gotta come out

[greelin]

thanks to everyone who’s said any variation of “happy pride month to your appendix” in the tags. really appreciate that.

[asmrgaret]

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

[asmrgaret]

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position