Hiii.. love ur blog! Was wondering if you could write NSFW headcannons for aph switzerland spanking/punishing their (female) S/O? Or even general NSFW switzy headcannons bc i never see anything for Switzerland and I feel like he must be a kinky bastard deep down. Thank you so much!
you have no idea what kind of headcanons i thought up for this man, especially nsfw ones...whew 💨 you are in for it anon. hope you like it!
{ request } switzerland's NSFW headcanons ♡
type • nsfw content , switzy's a FREAKK , mentions of guns , gun kink , gunplay
switzerland is a man of action. if he were to punish his partner, he would simply deny them everything that gets them off. he'd do it mercilessly. delightfully. without ever saying a word. those emerald eyes say enough.
his hands wander up and down their body. side to side they go, dragging his fingertips. it feels like torture, but it also feels like he's trying to tickle them. it's all intentional, of course. he needs to warm them up...and he's very skilled in using his hands and fingers.
one thing that he likes seeing is anyone he finds attractive handling a gun. doesn't matter what kind of gun it is either. sure, he likes carrying them himself but─the image of someone he's attracted to holding or, better yet, shooting his weapon of choice makes him feel a type of way. (he'd most likely be attracted to a badass femme fatale type of girl)
he's hardcore into this, but always plays it safe. keeping the chamber of his gun empty. by the time he really gets into it, the weapon is discarded anyway. switz needs his hands to be free for how much he is going to be touching his partner.
Hiii.. love ur blog! Was wondering if you could write NSFW headcannons for aph switzerland spanking/punishing their (female) S/O? Or even general NSFW switzy headcannons bc i never see anything for Switzerland and I feel like he must be a kinky bastard deep down. Thank you so much!
you have no idea what kind of headcanons i thought up for this man, especially nsfw ones...whew 💨 you are in for it anon. hope you like it!
{ request } switzerland's NSFW headcanons ♡
type • nsfw content , switzy's a FREAKK , mentions of guns , gun kink , gunplay
switzerland is a man of action. if he were to punish his partner, he would simply deny them everything that gets them off. he'd do it mercilessly. delightfully. without ever saying a word. those emerald eyes say enough.
his hands wander up and down their body. side to side they go, dragging his fingertips. it feels like torture, but it also feels like he's trying to tickle them. it's all intentional, of course. he needs to warm them up...and he's very skilled in using his hands and fingers.
one thing that he likes seeing is anyone he finds attractive handling a gun. doesn't matter what kind of gun it is either. sure, he likes carrying them himself but─the image of someone he's attracted to holding or, better yet, shooting his weapon of choice makes him feel a type of way. (he'd most likely be attracted to a badass femme fatale type of girl)
he's hardcore into this, but always plays it safe. keeping the chamber of his gun empty. by the time he really gets into it, the weapon is discarded anyway. switz needs his hands to be free for how much he is going to be touching his partner.
rod and gil sometime in the 16th century or whatever… rod wears quite a beautiful spanish ring and gil has questions about it. this is 5 minutes before gil ends up with a scratch on his cheek bc of rod backhanding him with his ring hand, all cuz gil was like usual! being a prick!
based off conversations and ideas ive discussed with @edelscribe
my home country sometimes has inches of snow and my mother told me during her college years sometimes they had to shut down school becouse students could not leave their houses........so......
Do you have any headcanons for Russia, Canada, Norway, Denmark and Finland getting snowed in with their partner (assuming they live together with reader or that their visiting) like what would they do to pass the time? hot milk? cuddling under a thick blanket🤭
love your blog and hope you have a happy december!!!!! 💙💙💙
{ request } snowed in with the hetalia men ❄️
type | snowed in trope , cute , lighthearted , platonic relationship , romantic relationship , scenario format , imagine format , they/them pronouns used
author's note* getting this posted before december is over !! sorry that it took so long anon...hope this month treated you well, and if it didn't─i hope this makes it just a little bit better!
russia/ivan braginski ♡
he is quite used to the heavy snow, so this type of weather doesn't bother him in the slightest
he'll invite them to watch the snowfall outside as he rests his elbow on the windowsill, chin in his hand
he's quietly reminiscing about all those times he spent running around in snowy forests and sliding across icy, frozen over lakes as child (not without falling down a couple of times, of course)
it'll take a while for this snow to melt anyway...why not get comfortable next to him and listen to all the bittersweet recollections of his childhood memories?
canada/matthieu williams ♡
being snowed in leaves you with a lot of time on your hands
canada takes this as an opportunity to make some mini pancakes, cover them with warm maple syrup and serve it with hot cocoa
the food is good and helps warm up their bodies...but it leaves the two feeling punchy
canada (shyly) makes an offer to share a blanket while sitting on the sofa together
their shared bodyheat makes it hard to resist sleep; soon, the two of them drift off while the snow starts falling again outside
(taking a nap together can be considered a date!!! >_<)
norway/lukas bondevik ♡
he does what he can to pass the time, doing what he usually does on a day to day basis
reading magazines , books and, random articles he found on the internet
norway feels like a lifetime will pass before the two can step outside again
they offer to do something he doesn't regularly do; play a board game
feeling this unusual sense of listlessness due to spending a full afternoon indoors, norway becomes determined to win a round in this board game
(not so) surprisingl, he finds it fun─and time flies when you're having fun
denmark/matthias køhler ♡
he finds himself pacing around their house, looking for something, anything, to do!
he snacks out of boredom sometimes, but since it's so cold out, he'd prefer to eat something hot
even eating has become boring for him
denmark goes to them for something to do, asking silly questions to help pass the time
feeling bold, matthias asks them for a kiss
...and like the weather outside, once it starts, it's hard to stop
a simple kiss turns into the two making out. (that's one way to kill time 🫣)
finland/tino vanaimoinen ♡
being snowed in with finland can be kind of fun
he gets a little a worried in the beginning, expressing his concerns on how long the weather will last and how it will affect the food supply
that is, until he remembers he can hunt and he can handle snowy climates (no matter how harsh they may be)
he's a natural born storyteller, making up things in his head in an instant
sometimes, he'll tell them a story that sounds so fake but then reveal that it really happened
this skill of his takes both of their minds off of the fact that they are snowed in
he kindly gives them his winter coat to wear as he recalls the time he had to become santa claus one year during christmas
my home country sometimes has inches of snow and my mother told me during her college years sometimes they had to shut down school becouse students could not leave their houses........so......
Do you have any headcanons for Russia, Canada, Norway, Denmark and Finland getting snowed in with their partner (assuming they live together with reader or that their visiting) like what would they do to pass the time? hot milk? cuddling under a thick blanket🤭
love your blog and hope you have a happy december!!!!! 💙💙💙
{ request } snowed in with the hetalia men ❄️
type | snowed in trope , cute , lighthearted , platonic relationship , romantic relationship , scenario format , imagine format , they/them pronouns used
author's note* getting this posted before december is over !! sorry that it took so long anon...hope this month treated you well, and if it didn't─i hope this makes it just a little bit better!
russia/ivan braginski ♡
he is quite used to the heavy snow, so this type of weather doesn't bother him in the slightest
he'll invite them to watch the snowfall outside as he rests his elbow on the windowsill, chin in his hand
he's quietly reminiscing about all those times he spent running around in snowy forests and sliding across icy, frozen over lakes as child (not without falling down a couple of times, of course)
it'll take a while for this snow to melt anyway...why not get comfortable next to him and listen to all the bittersweet recollections of his childhood memories?
canada/matthieu williams ♡
being snowed in leaves you with a lot of time on your hands
canada takes this as an opportunity to make some mini pancakes, cover them with warm maple syrup and serve it with hot cocoa
the food is good and helps warm up their bodies...but it leaves the two feeling punchy
canada (shyly) makes an offer to share a blanket while sitting on the sofa together
their shared bodyheat makes it hard to resist sleep; soon, the two of them drift off while the snow starts falling again outside
(taking a nap together can be considered a date!!! >_<)
norway/lukas bondevik ♡
he does what he can to pass the time, doing what he usually does on a day to day basis
reading magazines , books and, random articles he found on the internet
norway feels like a lifetime will pass before the two can step outside again
they offer to do something he doesn't regularly do; play a board game
feeling this unusual sense of listlessness due to spending a full afternoon indoors, norway becomes determined to win a round in this board game
(not so) surprisingl, he finds it fun─and time flies when you're having fun
denmark/matthias køhler ♡
he finds himself pacing around their house, looking for something, anything, to do!
he snacks out of boredom sometimes, but since it's so cold out, he'd prefer to eat something hot
even eating has become boring for him
denmark goes to them for something to do, asking silly questions to help pass the time
feeling bold, matthias asks them for a kiss
...and like the weather outside, once it starts, it's hard to stop
a simple kiss turns into the two making out. (that's one way to kill time 🫣)
finland/tino vanaimoinen ♡
being snowed in with finland can be kind of fun
he gets a little a worried in the beginning, expressing his concerns on how long the weather will last and how it will affect the food supply
that is, until he remembers he can hunt and he can handle snowy climates (no matter how harsh they may be)
he's a natural born storyteller, making up things in his head in an instant
sometimes, he'll tell them a story that sounds so fake but then reveal that it really happened
this skill of his takes both of their minds off of the fact that they are snowed in
he kindly gives them his winter coat to wear as he recalls the time he had to become santa claus one year during christmas
- This man struggles to settle down in a committed relationship, preferring flings and quick one-night stands. It's not because he's against it, but rather he thinks it's hard to find someone to accommodate his… specific tastes in the bedroom; plus he's so busy he can't imagine fitting a partner into his life. But once he has a partner, he is SO committed. Like planning-your-one-year-anniversary-getaway-a-month-into-the-relationship kind of committed. He tries not to go overboard with it, but he does enjoy thinking about hitting these milestones.
- Ironically he ends up getting in relationship with friends, his coworkers, people he spends the most time around with, most likely in a work setting. He’s a stickler for the rules though, which makes him hesitant to blur the boundaries between work and his personal life. However, once he starts really noticing this person--maybe the way they're always dressed nice, or hardworking, or always has a smile for him--he's fucked. They invade his thoughts at the most random moments, and it makes him want to avoid them. Thankfully he has friends (cough Italy cough) who notice his little crush and persuade him to do something about it.
- Please don’t even mention wanting to get fit to this man. He goes overboard, devising a workout plan, a nutrition regimen, etc. He can be a bit draconic with it too, wanting to push you to be your best.
- While he's not the most emotionally available partner, he is the most reliable. If you complain that your heater not working, he's fixed it by the next day. If you're nervous about approaching your boss about an issue, he suggests you practice with him. If you're sick, he's getting you all the Vitamin C packets, soup, and tissues he can find, stocking you up with them before leaving for work.
-He's rather touch-starved, so he appreciates a partner who is more tactile. He loves when they hug him from behind, or let him rest his head on their lap and card their fingers through his hair. It's the one moment where he doesn't feel like he has to be quite so uptight.
prussia // gilbert beilschmidt.
- He is so the type to be in a friends with benefits situation. He's pretty clueless about romance. 💀 Or not clueless, but... willfully ignorant. He’s more likely to fall into a relationship by being buddies with someone, then sleeping with them, and a few months in realizing oh shit. He actually really likes them. Like more than as a bro.
- Gilbert is nothing if not crafty, so he wants to figure out what you think of him first. He asks around--your friends, other nations, etc. If you ever talk about him, if they know if you're dating someone else, etc. It's so funny because it's painfully obvious to everyone else that he has a thing for you. In fact, Gilbert is possibly the last person to realize you two are a thing...
- He is actually very easy to please. Just praise him. He’s used to hyping himself up to make sure no one forget him. It means the world when someone genuinely thinks he’s great or awesome. A sure fire way to get him emotional is if you cancel plans with your friends to hang out with him. Of course he’s old and he wants you to go have fun! To live a little. But saying that he’s exactly your kind of fun is enough to have him getting a misty-eyed before hurriedly saying that it’s allergies or something.
- He's a very fun boyfriend. He's never quite let go of his childish side. He is very much the type to make pillow forts with you and/or play co-op with you video games. For movie nights, he enjoys picking movies that he thinks will scare you so you'll end up clinging to him, asking him to protect you. The reality is, if anything he is the one getting more disturbed by the kinds of movies they put out nowadays, more than you do. 💀
- In public, he's definitely walking around with an arm around your shoulder. He's just so excited that everyone will know he has such a smoking hot partner.
-You know what, Gilbert is surprisingly good at comforting you. Part of it is experience, but if you're upset, he's not letting it go. He'll keep pestering you to open up to him. And when you finally do, he'll hug you to him, stroking your hair and calling you affectionate nicknames while reassuring you that as your great boyfriend, he'll certainly deal with any of your problems...
austria // roderich edelstein.
- He composes songs about you. He can get quite in a tizzy due to his perfectionist streak, appearing visibly agitated if the song isn’t going exactly how he wants it to.
- He is a strong believer in having dinner together if you’re living together! he thinks it’s a good habit to get into.
- Roderich is actually quite sweet. He sends you good morning and good night texts, and always texts you throughout the day on your lunch breaks, etc., asking how certain appointments or events went in your life.
- Roderich is a fan of appearances, and he is definitely getting you several high-quality Swarovski gifts. It doesn't matter that he's secretly a cheapskate who patches holes in his underwear--he wants you to only have the finest.
- Do you know those people who flirt via critiquing you? That's Roderich. With you, he's never actually cruel though.
-He is the perfect gentleman when dating you. Always pulling out the chair for you, paying for you, etc.
-He likes receiving massages from his partner. He's also a fan of relaxing in the tub, with scented oils and incense.
- He likes people who are quick-witted, fast enough to catch onto his sarcasm.
- He enjoys taking you to the opera, or to see plays or theater performances. He feels like the arts are not nearly as important as they once were.
- One of his favorite hobbies is to people watch with you. The two of you will sit down at a cafe, have some tea, and just make observations about the people around you. For him sometimes it’s great inspo for music. Other times it’s just great fodder for gossip lol.
switzerland // vash zwingli.
- His love language is definitely acts of service and gift-giving. He likes making you gifts or bringing you gifts his country specializes in. Watches, chocolates, etc.
- Of course you’re going to have to have annual trips to the Alps. He’ll do his best to teach you how to ski, but he’s not exactly the patient… he’ll be damned before Italy or that damn France try and teach you though.
- On the rare occasions he goes out to eat, he likes to get fondue. He thinks it’s somewhat intimate to eat with another.
- When he gets drunk, he’s actually kind of a sloppy drunk. He never really gets drunk though; he can hold his beers. He also tends to be the one to keep things together if you get too tipsy. He wants to ensure he can take care of you.
- He is very impartial, so if you want an honest opinion he’ll give it to you. Even if you’re his partner, he will call you out on your behavior as a neutral third-party💀 In his opinion it’s more important for you to grow than for him to coddle you.
- He has such a hard time with letting people know you’re dating. He doesn’t like other people getting in his business; he prefers his privacy. At first, he refers to you as a business partner, then as Lily’s friend, and then as his friend… and then eventually, when he sees another nation flirting with you, he decides it’s time to make it clear you’re taken for, and wraps a protective arm around your waist.
- He likes giving forehead kisses. Sometimes regular kisses feel almost too intimate for him. Plus when you make eye contact after ending a kiss… he gets a bit flustered. He likes that a forehead kiss is quick and easy but does the job. It’s… efficient even.
- He would definitely teach you how to shoot if you were up for it. He wants you to be able to defend yourself.
- The biggest indicator of whether you two will last in a relationship is if you get along with Lily and treat her like your own little sister. If not, Vash doesn’t see this relationship progressing and will cut things off.
When your married boss pays you crazy money to distribute and attain illegal weaponry but he ends up obsessed w/ you and you accidentally fall in love with him but you’re friends with his wife and make the worst choices ever anyways
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