Helo

abby / 28/ usa

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

I just have a sort of “Lust” for Minecraft instead of jerking it

[dogpuppy]

[stroebe2]

[segamascott]

imagine if during the holocaust every time you were critical of nazi germany people were like "okay but we need to be careful not to be anti-christian" "yes hitler is bad but it's dangerous to lump all germans together" like we are how many years into an active genocide and antisemitism is still the pressing concern for you and not the actual racism at play here like idk the genocide?

[bgm05]

[sailermoon]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[evilrashida]

[absolutegibberishandnumbers]

jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

[deadandphilgames]

i was speaking with a guy i work with and when leaving i said okay see you monday and he went oh no i wont be in monday. im going bald. and i said ?you're what? and he just repeated im going bald monday. wont be in

[deadandphilgames]

update: he didn’t show up on Monday and on Tuesday he was bald

[kaijuno]

[pangur-and-grim]

my boy