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21^ . he they. i like cats

[freakyloserdogboy-deactivated20]

Smut writers i am begging you to stop stealing queer terms for your straight smut. She's not a pillow princess if she's straight that's a queer term, he's not a twink if he's a straight bottom, that's a queer term. As a queer person, it's really disheartening to see queer only terms being used with straight couples, it's just getting really tiring Seeing queer lingo being stolen. And before anybody says yes, it is actually that deep 🥀

[herbarimoon]

Twin stars

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

It's a lot healthier to go for a daily walk than to sign up for a gym membership you won't be using because you hate that kind of exercise. It's a lot healthier to eat a frozen meal than to skip a meal because you were too tired to cook something healthy. It's a lot healthier to take a quick shower than to procrastinate an elaborate routine for days. Don't aim so high that you won't be hitting anything!

[creamypancakebatter]

this is actually really helpful and affirming thanks

[breelandwalker]

[jetblkhotelmirror]

sims4 added a custom relationship label, you know what that means-

[niconicorose]

[fanonical]

me playing the sims is always like, you are not allowed to talk to each other or have social interactions, you must ACHIEVE YOUR ASPIRATIONS as QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE

[maplesuna-deactivated20231218]

this just made me think of so many of my faves

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I had a nightmare that Goncharov (1973) dir. Martin Scorsese wasn’t a real movie.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[blanchebees]

Bear lady very cool

[linndrum]

“In my youth,” reminisced the old man, scratching his beard thoughtfully, “I was quite the quirked up white boy. No one in the village could best me at busting it down sexual style.”

“And were you goated, sir?” the young boy queried.

“My dear boy, I most certainly was!” The old man chuckled, a merry twinkle in his eye. “With the sauce, I daresay.”

[rogha]

tumblr comedy I haven’t seen in a while and I kind of miss: when someone says like ‘smoothies are great’ and then someone else says ‘juices are great too!’ and the first person says ‘make your own post’ and then the second person says ‘okay’ and then you scroll down and theres a second post.

[ishouldreallygetofftheinternet]

I also love seeing posts where someone says something that clearly sets up a joke and then has very obviously messaged their friend to question it in a reblog so they deliver the punchline with maximum impact. Haven't seen that in a while

[rogha]

make your own post

[ishouldreallygetofftheinternet]

I love seeing posts where someone says something that clearly sets up a joke and then has very obviously messaged their friend to question it in a reblog so they deliver the punchline with maximum impact. Haven't seen that in a while

[ishouldreallygetofftheinternet]

[yorusylph]

[arirna]

[yorusylph]

[escapefromcamazotz]

fellas is it gay to be unable to tell your girlfriend you love her, then go to your homie for advice and tell him that the town you both grew up in isn't the same without him and that the two of you work better together but you feel like you've lost him

[hhuhh]

it is not blood that runs through these veins but glitter gel pen ink

[eilooxara]

y'all there's something wrong with my pen