[hoppip]

💛

[moveslikekeithrichards]

every morning when i go in the kitchen she yells at me nonstop so i have to put the spoon on her head

[grgrn-ghanghus]

are we not all camgirls in a mass surveillance state

[unclefather]

[ink-the-shitposter]

dude being a little kid during an election year was THE funniest thing. kids were all just repeating their parent’s political beliefs verbatim without understanding any of what they were saying. My elementary school did a mock election and I didn’t know what was going on so I just voted for Obama because thats what everyone else was doing. My friend and I were chatting on a swing set and she said to me “I hope Mitt Romney gets elected because I don’t think Obama will get anything done” bitch you are 9

[ink-the-shitposter]

[jwb6-deactivated20211231]

This made me remember we had a mock election in kindergarten and I voted for George Bush because he had the same first name as George Washington.

[alisonzai]

[toshio]

due to personal reasons i’ll be

[guccifloralsuits]

me n the gals passing around the same reblogged post like bread n butter at the dinner table

[jayce]

[crocodilianilian-deactivated202]

Hiiiiiii ! (threat)

[tauremornalome]

you know what? fuck this. fuck you *uncarves thy name from the moss-covered stone*

[dslur]

mentally eel

[dslur]

mental eelness

[blackpyrefly]

makes your puppy dusty

[himborc]

ahh fuck!!!!! my puppy!!!!!

[mjalti]

some “doctor” peoples who went to “medical school” and “understand the functionings of the human body”: Diet Coke isn’t good for you bc the chemicals destroy ur body

me: 🙄 okie dokie … quack…

user truewarrirorslight on page 48 of a forum I’m reading at 2:45 am: Diet Coke can interfere with how you develop ur psychic powers bc of the chemicals in it

me: yoooooo Diet Coke is Not Healthy!!!

[amygdalae]

idk who needs to hear this today but under the ocean there live many chitinous creatures and if you manage to get past their defenses you’ll find so much succulent meat inside

[sa2ha]

Noooo dont burn and stick to the bottom of my pan youre so flavorful and essential to my cooking process haha

[catwithaknife]

standing up too quickly gives me temporary access to shrimp colours