A pretty little heist

✨ beat your ass and hide the Bible ✨

[stillgotscars]

you know what’s exceptionally impressive? taylor was not only ranked the 7th greatest living american songwriter in a poll conducted by the new york times, she’s also the only person under the age of 75 in the top 10. she’s in a league of her own among her contemporaries, and it’s time everyone accepted it.

[petrel-va-line]

Love how there are like three main genres of PHM fanart:

Gorgeous full color paintings that may or may not have heavy religious imagery

What if Grace and Rocky could HUG

Grace doing something stupid (in front of Rocky)

[kaijuerotica]

sorry im on tumblr literally all day and reblogged your post within 43 seconds. it will happen again

[cheaphalloweencostume]

“be gay do crime! but sex is yucky and crime is wrong!” ass website

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i appreciate this, but in a world where your gay brothers and sisters are being actively punished if not outright killed for having sex—in a fascist society that is trying to make gay sex a crime and has successfully done so in the past, in ways that still harm us today—we have GOT to be there for gay sex and the people having it. it doesn’t make you any less gay not to have sex, but that’s not something bigots are going to take into account, and if they do, it only stands to make you “one of the good ones” and pit you against your siblings and loved ones. whether someone personally wants sex or not, i think we have a responsibility to defend the people who do just as much as the people who don’t.

[usertaylorswift]

♪ I feel a lavender haze creeping up on me So real, I’m damned if I do give a damn what people say No deal, the 1950s shit they want from me I just wanna stay in that lavender haze ♪

[ohmyweepingheart]

The Bloody Mary deserves a Manip Moment

anyone that tells you they don’t belong together is in denial

[netherworldpost]

"does it have to be queer"

yes, next question, unless the next question is "why", in which case I am pulling the lever

[sea-salted-wolverine]

Could it be more queer?

[netherworldpost]

(To my personal assistant) Increase the sea salted wolverine’s budget

[azaablue]

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

[taistrap]

and when people say an age gap ship is predatory….IDC!!! III DONTT CAREEEE!!!! *snoressss* BORINGGG!!!! YES I WANT THAT MED STUDENT MANHANDLED!!!! CALL ME PERVERTED !!!! SUE ME !!!! IIII DONTTTT CAREEEEE YAWNINGGG

[unspeakablearchives]

[dearreader]

[bramblebeau]

arise queers

[sadbeautifutragic]

I Knew It, I Knew You TAYLOR SWIFT ★ Toy Story 5

[yesornopolls]

Would you consider the hate for AI at the moment “excessive”?

Would you consider the hate for AI at the moment “excessive”?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 3 days 9 hours

[verlierer-is-lost]

I’m gonna keep drawing the Hollanov kids until my fingers fall off

[angieflynns]

Look man, the ONLY valid source on who Noah Wyle is as a person and what he was intending with Robby is cast interviews from people who actually know him.

No, your Twitter thread based largely on your feelings is not a genuine source. No, I do not think you throwing around scary words makes it less anti-semitic. No, articles from websites that seem to have a bias are not a source. No, you do not speak for any of the cast members about how they mean the opposite of what they say in interviews. No, any source on how Robby, the fictional character, acts is not proof of anything about who Noah is as person.

And well, the sources from people who have actually met the man, including actresses all think he's funny, thoughtful, kind and lovely to be around.

No, matter how you spin it I think you're just spouting a hate campaign against a Jewish man...often using rhetoric that is famously anti-semitic. And I do think you're weird and deeply parasocial towards a man who has no reason to know you even exist.

[tinymintywolf]

king of using hand sanitizer