why iS the text so fucking small

hi im red! him/her (415): HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE

[lowkeyass]

everything is

1) blue.

2) goo.

3) poo.

[lowkeyass]

my favorite one is the one where there’s like 100 urinals a dn he just uses the one right next to the other guy and i’m so

[luvs2sp00g3-blog]

that’s literally all of them

[lowkeyass]

REALLY really far.

[lowkeyass]

my favorite one is the one where there’s like 100 urinals a dn he just uses the one right next to the other guy and i’m so

[suchearlysummershowers]

i acceidently broke eveyrhting and its not my fault

[lowkeyass]

I’M BORED AND I WANNA DO SOMETHING.

[luvs2sp00g3-blog]

[lowkeyass]

now i’m thinking about the urinal meme.

[lowkeyass]

(kenny voice) do you want to pee on somebody like me.

[cantbelieveitsnotbuttersarc-blog]

lonely farts club

[thatfunnyblog]

[fbheakeakeakeakeakeakeakf-deact]

i’m going to fight red.

[lowkeyass]

catch me if you can.

[lowkeyass]

near...far....wherever you are... 

[luvs2sp00g3-blog]

@lowkeyass don’t go breaking my fart

[lowkeyass]

when jar of hearts came out stan wouldn’t stop texting me the lyrics but with hearts replaced with farts.

[luvs2sp00g3-blog]

collecting your jar of farts…tearing your ass apart

[lowkeyass]

never speak again.

[lowkeyass]

no offense but squash tastes gross.

[fbheakeakeakeakeakeakeakf-deact]

who do you think you are.

[lowkeyass]

runnin’ round leaving scars.

[fbheakeakeakeakeakeakeakf-deact]

STOP.

[lowkeyass]

collecting your jar of hearts. tearing love apart.

[psychotic-feels-blog]

Tpfw disorder speech leaves you talking like the "man door hand hook car door" meme

[lowkeyass]

when jar of hearts came out stan wouldn’t stop texting me the lyrics but with hearts replaced with farts.