[lowkeygarbage]

i feel like ive gained 20 lbs in a day

[daydreaming-of-puppiess]

[lavenderfables]

Plants are just like… Too much sun. Not enough sun. Ground too wet. Ground too dry. The pH balance is wrong. There’s not enough drainage. I don’t like terracotta. Feed me. Stop feeding me. God was killed here. I do not vibe with this soil.

[babyangel-jpg]

Guys really be out here thinking I won’t smash a wine bottle over their head

[najaaozixxjsiaaiaiia]

i love how safe it feels when you are only surrounded by women

[jumex]

me at the bar: hey ill have two on the rocks Bartender: two what? me: thanks :)

[maisonderriere]

[programmerhumour]

Once upon a time…

[friendly-neighborhood-ehrhardt]

[1-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

gay people

[1-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

could u be one of them ?

[1-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

you may be entitled to financial compensation

[oysters-aint-for-me]

[askinnyblackman]

[stcviebudd]

alternatively

[driflloon]

my experience as a girl has just been “I just wanna be beautiful” for 20+ years it really is the root of all evil

[helloitsbees]

me: *shaves legs* hehhee i am slippry like dolphin

my brain:

me:..............slippry like dolphin

[fishingboatproceeds]

As I near 200,000 followers here at fishingboatproceeds, I just wanted to say Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.

[arkham]

this how we lost post editing and it was still worth it

[lowkeygarbage]

love pretty girls. would love to be one one day.

[shefalo-deactivated20150722]

me: *on the verge of tears* ok not that i care but, 

[deathdeal3r]

I’m in the mood to be cuddled kissed & fucked

[cherishedwifey]

a winter makeup mood