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Put it in your ass
“Why would I do that...?”
“What even is this?”
have a mushroom buttplug instead of a m!a
“What am I supposed to do with this...?” you never said it was in him.
He’s.... worried about the dash.
“You’re scaring me!” ~lowlyredheart
My muse just drank a love potion, but it’s causing them to become dangerously obsessed with your muse | Accepting.
"I’m scaring you, huh?” Choromatsu’s voice was dangerously deep, his eyes looking straight at Alice who seemed to be cowering in fear. The fear amused him, she looked honestly cute like that.”What happened to liking me? don’t you love this? don’t lie to me, you want this don’t you.”
A part of his mind was screaming at him-- Stop staring like that! Fight! You’re tougher than this O-- but it was fuzzy, like everything was fuzzy, and he found himself ignoring its call. Instead he took a step back, obviously afraid. Of course there wasn’t much of a place for him to go-- considering where they were.
“Leave me alone. I don’t want anything.”
@lowlyredheart is annoying him once again
⊱ ⋮ 🌿 🐛 🌿 ⋮ ⊰ God damn it, what did she want now? pulling the hookah away from his mouth, Choromatsu did a frown as he stared at Alice who was standing right in front of him. He does a sigh, gripping the bridge of his nose.
“What do you want now? did you get lost again? “
Why did he always have to be so negative? Alice huffed and crossed her arms over her chest, pouting as she did. This male was always so mean– she didn’t get his sour attitude at all! Couldn’t he lighten up some…?
“I decided to visit you, is that so bad?”
⊱ ⋮ 🌿 🐛 🌿 ⋮ ⊰ Only decided to visit him, huh? that’s surprising to him. Despite how rude he acts to her all the time, Choromatsu wonders why she ever visits him when all he ever does is insult her. Maybe she’s too stupid to understand? Who knows, Alice was a mystery to him. Were all humans like this?
“Why would you wanna visit me? “
“Because I can? You ask such silly questions of me, you know.”
Maybe thats almost teasing of the way he treats her-- like some odd sort of mystery that he has to try and unravel. Alice doesn’t know how she feels about that, but she finds herself becoming more and more passive as she spends time in this strange world. The fire hse had slowly burning out, leaving her feeling... odd.
@lowlyredheart is annoying him once again
⊱ ⋮ 🌿 🐛 🌿 ⋮ ⊰ God damn it, what did she want now? pulling the hookah away from his mouth, Choromatsu did a frown as he stared at Alice who was standing right in front of him. He does a sigh, gripping the bridge of his nose.
“What do you want now? did you get lost again? “
Why did he always have to be so negative? Alice huffed and crossed her arms over her chest, pouting as she did. This male was always so mean-- she didn’t get his sour attitude at all! Couldn’t he lighten up some...?
“I decided to visit you, is that so bad?”
@purple-sadist has stumbled
“I don’t remember that.”
Does she know this person? They somehow seem familiar, but it doesn’t come to mind really. It’s actually really upsetting, especially considering how similar they looked.
“ Don’t remember it? Tch. How could you not remember? It wasn’t that long ago. Remember, you guys called him ESP Kitty? I can’t find him, Osomatsu. ”
“I... I really can’t help you... Ch-- Ichimatsu. I told y-you, I don’t know what you’re even talking about. What cat?”
❝ Choromatsu, two things okay? Shut… up! ❞ { Any verse~ }
Shrek Sentence Meme
“…how rude.” The caterpillar huffed, blowing smoke directly into Osomatsu’s face. Choromatsu hadn’t been disrespectful this time, had he? Why was Oso behaving so meanly toward him? “You don’t have to say it like that, you know. Please be quiet would have sounded much nicer.”
lowlyredheart:
“Yeah, I know you don’t. You ask things of me then get mad when I don’t answer, but you can do whatever, right?” Why was he such an ass!? “Where I come from people are much better at listening.” She added for good effect, glaring. “Try harder? Why don’t I just fucking punch you and see if you listen then!?” She wouldn’t actually do that, but it was a nice threat and an even better image.
“Oh dear! My my my, where’s all that anger coming from? You really ARE a hothead! Funny, considering I’m the one who’s blowing smoke.” He raised an eyebrow. “Alright, alright! I promise that I’ll listen.”
"From a rude bug who seems to like riddles." She immediately responded, bitter. When he complied she seemed less annoyed though and sat down proper. "Honestly, working a lady up like that is rude!" As if it was not her fault.
❝ Choromatsu, two things okay? Shut… up! ❞ { Any verse~ }
Shrek Sentence Meme
“…how rude.” The caterpillar huffed, blowing smoke directly into Osomatsu’s face. Choromatsu hadn’t been disrespectful this time, had he? Why was Oso behaving so meanly toward him? “You don’t have to say it like that, you know. Please be quiet would have sounded much nicer.”
lowlyredheart:
“Maybe I can learn manners when you learn to stop doing that!” an irritated growl left her, mixed with several coughs as she cleared the air around her face, mood already declining. “It seems you never listen when I’m nice, so it’s your own fault.” Why did she even come here again? He was such a pain.
Choromatsu rolled his eyes, puffing out another cloud of smoke. “On the contrary, I do listen! …most of the time I just never answer you.” Okay now he was being an asshole. “I might have answers you seek, but you’re going to have to try harder to get me to listen to you.”
"Yeah, I know you don't. You ask things of me then get mad when I don't answer, but you can do whatever, right?" Why was he such an ass!? "Where I come from people are much better at listening." She added for good effect, glaring. "Try harder? Why don't I just fucking punch you and see if you listen then!?" She wouldn't actually do that, but it was a nice threat and an even better image.
❝ Choromatsu, two things okay? Shut… up! ❞ { Any verse~ }
Shrek Sentence Meme
“…how rude.” The caterpillar huffed, blowing smoke directly into Osomatsu’s face. Choromatsu hadn’t been disrespectful this time, had he? Why was Oso behaving so meanly toward him? “You don’t have to say it like that, you know. Please be quiet would have sounded much nicer.”
"Maybe I can learn manners when you learn to stop doing that!" an irritated growl left her, mixed with several coughs as she cleared the air around her face, mood already declining. "It seems you never listen when I'm nice, so it's your own fault." Why did she even come here again? He was such a pain.
Where had he stumbled off to, this time? Didn't look like any part of earth he'd been to before. Just great. Wait until the others heard. He was so wrapped up in his thoughts that he hadn't been paying attention to where he was headed, bumping right into someone else. Ametrine stepped back and frowned, watching the other carefully. (i wanted to do something on this blog so why not)
This place was so vast it was hard to tell where you had been and where you hadn’t been, but Alice was pretty sure she was getting used to it. Despite that, she was still mostly lost. She was sure she had just known where she was a moment ago. She bumped into the male and fell back a bit, nearly falling over completely. She looked up and blinked. She hadn’t seen someone like this before. “A-ah, sorry, sorry...” she muttered, brushing her dress off.
He’s really nice, and she feels relieved. She has not been around other people in so long, she was worried she’d stand out as strange to them.
“I-I actually happen to be lost, yes...” she trailed off, laughing nervously. “I have literally n-no idea wh-where I’m going...” she wished she could stop stuttering, but she just can’t, she was getting too flustered for that.
Ichimatsu laid in a tree, his tail swishing lethargically, "Lost again, or have you come for a chat?" (bane-ofthe-uninformed)
@bane-ofthe-uniformed
“Hello, Mr. Cat.”
She may sounds as pleasant as she wants, but honestly shes simply tired. She does not wish to speak to the odd feline, but she does not truly have a choice. She learned her lesson on being rude to the citizens of this land after that snooty caterpillar.
lowlyredheart:
Okay, screw past experiences. If this guy really wanted that bad to ask him so many questions, he’d just answer.
“Alice, and I’d assume for the same reason you’re wearing that god-awful, ugly flannel, and I’m a person, what the fuck are you?”
“This is NOT ugly, how dare you!” Good god, now he was in a shitty mood. Hopefully he wouldn’t start throwing punches.
“Alright Alice…” He grumbled, folding his arms across his chest. “Do you even know where you are?”
“Oh right, sorry then. It’s hideous, is that any better sweetheart?” she scoffed, glaring as she did. “It’s not my fault you can’t learna lesson.”
“No, I don’ti know where I am. I was trying to figure that out before someone flagged me down.”
@criminalosorpblog has stumbled
“I’m sorry! I–”
She stopped, blinking a few times. This guy seemed off to her, but she couldn’t quite tell how. She slowly cocked her head to the side curiously, frowning.
“Hmmmm? Oh, that’s alright. We should both watch where we’re going huh! Haha! Though, I guess I’m lucky to bump into a cutie such as yourself~!” He grins with a soft blush to his cheeks. Rubbing the back of his head, he gives them a wink.
“I’m Osomatsu Goutou! What’s your name, sweetheart~?”
She blinked at the compliments, taking a moment before the red came to her own face. She was barely used to interacting with others, let alone with them flirting with her like this. It was... oddly nice. “O-oh, right, right... we should, h-heh, both watch...”
“A-Alice, it’s... nice to meet you..”
lowlyredheart:
“If it’s a joke, you’re the one telling it.”
She doesn’t even bother to get angry, it’s never helped her before. “I told you, I don’t know you. Sorry.”
“Really?”
He sighed, rubbing at his temples. “What’s your name, then…? Why are you wearing that? Who the hell are you if you aren’t my brother?”
Okay, screw past experiences. If this guy really wanted that bad to ask him so many questions, he’d just answer.
“Alice, and I’d assume for the same reason you’re wearing that god-awful, ugly flannel, and I’m a person, what the fuck are you?”