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[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

❤️

[microwave-rice-bag]

[a-french-guardsman]

when will people use the anon function to send passionate, homosexual anonymous love letters

[rlckygoldsworth]

reblog if you want a passionate, homosexual anonymous love letter

[anikotakacs]

[kemetic-dreams]

[sexualpres]

Capoeira.

[doubledoseofdopamine]

That’s probably a superpower.

[jamaicanamazon]

Fuck it up !

[sallgud]

Disguised as dancing African slaves in Brazil would practice this capoeria as a fighting style

[africanaquarian]

christie monteiro

[endlessins]

[ddrvbiblgigb]

[garfield-baybee]

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

[luckyluxbaby-deactivated2018090]

I need to be juggling more men, bad things happen when I start to focus on just one

[brownbarbiesugar-deactivated201]

I felt that.

[psychofactz]

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

reblog or the gods of glo up will not bless you

[doctorproctorr]

Can’t take that chance

[oraclesofnorway]

Your body is an incredibly bizarre machine.

“What you see is a myosin protein dragging an endorphin along a filament to the inner part of the brain’s parietal cortex which creates happiness. Happiness. You’re looking at happiness.”

[andrewbelami]

Look at her STRUT!!! She is dragging that endorphin for filth and using that filament as her runway, bitch.

[deactivatingrealsoon-deactivate]

6 inch heels…..she walked in the club like nobody’s business…..godam…..she murdered everybody and i was her witness

[citycrowdpleaser-deactivated201]

Single handedly the best result of tumblr today.

[flyingpurplepizzaeater]

be the surreal nonsense you wish to see in the world

[chicken-nuggets-galore]

Do twins have the same sized dick?

[hey-doesnt-he-rap]

now we’re asking the real questions

[dejacoendou-deactivated20161110]

As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.

[resonance-of-libra]

This is the Lucky Ace. Reblog to recieve a wad of cash that is oddly specific to your current needs.

[s7eep]

[madddscience]

Me immediately before and after sending an important email

[niggazinmoscow]

IMAGINAAATION

[pipistrellus]

the case of gollum is so bewildering imo because it highlights so much like HOW DOES THE ONE RING EVEN WORK? like okay yes you have the shitty Symbolic White Christian Guy thing johnald ronald does of like, physical disfigurement denoting ~Evilness~ and the … horrible mutant-ness + “”darkness”” etc etc being straight up bc of “”corruption”” , right, sure, but then you ALSO get like

his… hands are webbed??? he… like… he like legit has mutations that DONT MAKE SENSE even under Shitty Racist Christian Supremacy Able Bodied Person Whatever Johnald Fight Me magic, HIS EYES GLOW, IT IS EXPLICITLY STATED MULTIPLE TIMES THAT THEY DO NOT MERELY *REFLECT* LIGHT BUT ACTUALLY *EMIT IT*, WHAT IS GOING ON MISTER RONALD RONALD, HOW DOES THIS JEWELRY ITEM FRICKING WORK

[pipistrellus]

i mean in my head this is just because the one ring has some vague wish-granting capacity and gollum just really really wants to be the kind of guy who has webbed hands and eyes which fucking… emit light… but you gotta wonder

[another-normal-anomaly]

So I think the Ring is supposed to give the wearer a sort of generalized power to do shit, thus Sam getting the option to make the world a garden and whatnot. And Gollum lived in a dark semi-flooded collection of tunnels, and used the ring to get himself adaptations that helped with that. Which is a far cry from reshaping the world in one’s image, but consider: maybe Smeagol was able to live with the Ring for so long and retain some amount of his original personality because he didn’t want to reshape the world at all, on any level. He just wanted to reshape himself to suit the world better.

[argumate]

is Smeagol actually kind of unusual in that he only wants the ring for itself, or did I just imagine the scene where he pictures himself kicking ass with it and refers to himself as The Gollum?

[loyaltomyself]

didnt gollum really like swimming, and eating fish? maybe he wanted to join the predatory fish community ...i vaguely recall that the friend he drowned for the ring was from a community that rejected him.