a few little things
🪼

Discoholic 🪩

titsay
Sade Olutola
No title available
cherry valley forever

pixel skylines

tannertan36
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
No title available
Jules of Nature
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Today's Document
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
dirt enthusiast

No title available
One Nice Bug Per Day
DEAR READER
No title available

seen from Türkiye

seen from Malaysia
seen from Malaysia
seen from Brazil

seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from Malaysia
seen from Singapore
seen from United States

seen from Malaysia
seen from United States

seen from Indonesia

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from T1
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from Italy
seen from United Kingdom
@lqvyy
a few little things
🗓 ca-dmv-bot ✅️✅️ Follow
Customer: GETS SO FUCKIN DARK IN HERE, COME COME FUCK APART IN HERE
DMV: I DIE IN THE PROCESS. YOU DIE IN THE PROCESS. KETTLE DRUM ROLL HARD SHIT
Verdict: FUCK I SAID FUCKER DON'T START SHIT
When Everything Everywhere All at Once said “The only thing I do know is that we have to be kind. Please, be kind, especially when we don’t know what’s going on"
When the Good Place said “Why choose to be good every day when there is no guaranteed reward now or in the afterlife… I argue that we choose to be good because of our bonds with other people and our innate desire to treat them with dignity. Simply put, we are not in this alone.”
When Jean-Paul Sartre said ”‘Hell is other people’ is only one side of the coin. The other side, which no one seems to mention, is also ‘Heaven is each other’. Hell is separateness, uncommunicability, self-centeredness, lust for power, for riches, for fame. Heaven on the other hand is very simple, and very hard: caring about your fellow beings.“
there should be a sex ed program called ‘are you fucking serious’
Unit 1: Are you fucking safe? - an introduction to safe sex practices for protection against disease, injury or unwanted pregnancy (all genders in all configurations covered)
Unit 2: Are you fucking with me? - an ethical and legal discussion on issues of informed consent. Rights, responsibilities, and a brief summary of the basics of communication including body language. Includes discussion of the challenges involved in monogamy, serial monogamy, polygamy and casual encounters.
Unit 3: Go fuck yourself- methods of safe and effective masturbation that will not end with a trip to the ER to extract or remove foreign objects from your person
Unit 4: Are you fucking kidding me? - common myths and misunderstandings about sex and relationships and how to avoid them. Themes will be revisited in Units 5-10
Unit 5: What the Literal Fuck - a technical guide on how to properly execute foreplay and common sex acts (all configurations of genitals included, with a brief foray into techniques appropriate for people with varying physical capacity)
Unit 6: What the Actual Fuck - a brief introduction to fetishes with references featuring common examples such as body part fetishests, costumes and various levels of BDSM
Unit 7: We aren't fucking about - Asexuality, an introduction
Unit 8: Why the Fuck (Not)?- An introduction to relationship types including cisheterosexual, queer, platonic, queerplatonic, monogamous, polygamous, reproductive, non reproductive, and combinations thereof. Some case studies of cross cultural relationships included and examples of common pitfalls created by poor communication practices.
Unit 9: Fuck Around and Find Out - reproductive sex, a guide on fertility and fertility interventions, including the features of pregnancy that should be watched out for and how to have safe and enjoyable pregnancy sex
Unit 10: Fuck this I'm out - Course Conclusion, including pass/fail exam
some kakapos from a while back
mods are asleep for xmas, time to post hole
Growing up is actually all about realizing people don’t inherently dislike you and it’s a bit odd to assume they do
This
there are more tweets in this thread
fucking SLAY
smth smth vampire and werewolf narratives are two sides of the same coin of the horrors of the gay experience smth smth its abt the shame of who you are and the grief that comes with desire
vampire media is abt isolation and alienation and the journey of finding community (see: interview with a vampire, lost boys, etc.) and werewolf media is abt the terror of realizing you are the monster and you won’t get to live the life you wanted to (see: ginger snaps, american werewolf in london, the it novel), they are stories abt acceptance
november mood board
I think this might be a masterpiece
I LOVE BED
I LOVE PILLOW
I LOVE BLANKEY
losing my MIND
hey sorry, your girlfriend is corrupting the fabric of reality again. yeah, she's broadcasting her pain and illness onto the whole facility and trapping everyone in a time loop. yeah, it's because you couldn't keep your promise. no, she'll never dance with us again, no matter what we do. she doesn't even want us anymore. sorry
mutuals dont worry im going to eroticize horror and gore with you and keep you alive forever
"Friends with benefits" and the benefit is being my friend :)
We can also fuck nasty or whatever