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[ms-demeanor]

hate it when I'm doing things I really want to do and I encounter the tiniest speedbump in the process and my brain goes "I shan't!" and fucks off for a month at a time to avoid those speedbumps.

[wizardpostsdotorg]

apparently “”limiting my emotional range” and “crushing my libido” are symptoms of the wrong medication, and not, in fact, the sorcerers curse

[fundamentalpowers]

[scientologyposts]

Honorary Scientology post

[wizardpostsdotorg]

[cannibalchicken]

[idiot-haul]

Why is it referred to as coming out of the closet? 

[idiot-haul]

It could be coming out of anything. What wasted potential.

[idiot-haul]

Coming out of my cage and I’ve been doing just guys

[suck-it-and-see-16]

This whole thread has killed me

[thoodleoo]

jesse we need to stop cooking. a historian thinks they've rediscovered the previously-thought-extinct silphium plant. the greeks and romans ate it to extinction in antiquity. we need to convert the lab into a greenhouse. jesse

[mcafan12345-deactivated20250317]

im like a cd player you can fuck

[predatory-lesbians]

hey um bestie? what does this mean

[mcafan12345-deactivated20250317]

im like a cd player you can fuck

[princess-strawbebbie-soda-deact]

Hmmm...yes i see. Well have you tried eroticizing the problem?

[thoodleoo]

greek mythology dating sim

bad ending usually ends up with you getting turned into a tree or some shit

romancing zeus permanently locks you out of the hera good ending route

and most of the other good ending routes bc hera will probably try to get you murdered during those too

don’t romance zeus

don’t interact with any animals either because they’re probably zeus

make sure you interact with the horse though because otherwise you can’t get poseidon good ending

be careful about initiating dates with too many goddesses at once lest you end up with a 10 year war on your hands

romancing artemis not recommended if you don’t want to end up turned into a deer and eaten by your own dogs

no matter who you romance, it inevitably ends up being zeus in disguise

[something-existing-somewhere]

Sorry I Spent all mY spoons this week already and it's fucking Tuesday. We're heading to the knives

[frightstricken-deactivated20260]

jeff the unaliver doing tiktok dances over my dead body after stabbing me thirty eight times in the chest

[the-gay-jatsby]

[chartedterritory]

[o6eiyrskb4hg7rix8hih-deactivate]

just ate an orange… no scurvy for me thank you… #NoScurvy

[lakevida]

i have to get into bed twenty times a day or ill start following through on various threats ive made

[teennewssource]

hot girl summer is over it’s scary woman winter

[scared-aquarius]

signs as extremely cursed images

Aries

Taurus

Gemini

Cancer

Leo

Virgo

Libra

Scorpio

Sagittarius

Capricorn

Aquarius

Pisces

[yeoldeyandere]

i don’t dress for men, i dress to bewilder & frighten the conservative locals in my hometown