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WHEN I'M NECROMANCIN', EVERYONE'S DANCIN' NO ONE CAN STOP ME, I DARE YOU TO TRY THE DEAD ARE INFUSED WITH SENSATIONAL GROOVE AND THEY'RE COMIN' FOR YOU NOW THERE'S NOWHERE TO HIDE

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Written by Hebby, follows back from @hiss-and-vinegar

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sexycraisinthanos

All the gays right now

sexycraisinthanos

I posted this at 12 am with no tags how did you guys find this are you ok

sexycraisinthanos

IT’S HALLOWEEN

passion-of-l0vers

why does evwrythng sucks

passion-of-l0vers

the world is so beautiful through your eyes,,,,,

lrony

🦇 SO, the epipen DIDN’T work.

autokrates

But was it delicious?

lrony

🦇 It was so very delicious.

#🦇 text #🦇 OH! HA! Hells no! I'll handle it!!

🦇 SO, the epipen DIDN'T work.

#🦇 text #🦇 The doctors here are treating me with grabber sticks out of fear but at least it's treatment!#🦇 And a nice bed.

lrony

🦇 At first I was willing to stop reading at “stab yourself” and agree wholeheartedly, for not being able to eat garlic is truly miserable. I was a VERY good cook!

🦇 Unfortunately, I don’t think an epipen would solve my predicament! Well, that is, I haven’t TRIED…?

autokrates

Who knows, maybe you’re missing out on unlimited garlic bread…?

lrony

🦇 Should I end up terribly ill in the hospital, I will send YOU the bill!!

#🦇 text

lrony

🦇 I understand completely and I can’t even have the stuff.

autokrates

Do you ever get the urge to stab yourself with an epipen and demolish a plate of garlic bread anyway?

lrony

🦇 At first I was willing to stop reading at "stab yourself" and agree wholeheartedly, for not being able to eat garlic is truly miserable. I was a VERY good cook!

🦇 Unfortunately, I don't think an epipen would solve my predicament! Well, that is, I haven't TRIED...?

#🦇 text

autokrates

Cried for almost an hour because we were out of garlic. I’d blame the pregnancy but I think honestly that’s a pretty normal reaction to being out of garlic.

lrony

🦇 I understand completely and I can't even have the stuff.

#🦇 text

duckdotcom

assistant: and don't forget sir that you have a meeting this afternoon with the stakeholders

dracula:

vixvigil

tired of being brave about things i will now be openly pathetic

oh-good

This is exactly what I look like when I open this webbed site and read ya'lls posts

🦇 Another year, another cleansing...

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martian-sharkgirl

Sometimes I think the reason they scrapped the original hotel Transylvania dracula design was because they knew that if we got that on the big screen you guys wouldn’t be able to handle yourselves.