The LS Comedian

Where the Lifestyle isn't off limits

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Shit... just got out of surgery! #kneecap #profilepic #iwillbeok #shaftzilla #funnyshit

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Share this... Keep you're Rass hands off of your partner unless there is a safe word. Women are delicious... just saying. #treatherright #shesaqueen #shesaprincess #beautiful #ourwives #ourgirlfriends #ourfantasies #kingloveshisqueen #queenlovesherking #datenight #flowersforher #loveyourwomen

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A freak in the sheets! A skateboarder in the streets! Can't lie... she was very sexy but knew she was special by her parking spot. Those ain't calves those are steers! #BrittanySteers #freakinthesheets #skateboarder #michaelkorsshoes #sexyheels #blackheels #fetishes #smelledsogood #alienperfume #mrmacafee (the guy from in living color with one left longer than the other)

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That a boy! Getting it in!! #pimpingainteasy #lactoseintolerant #toogoodtopassup #elfsmashesbarbie #deliciousness #mistletoebelt #eatbox #yamher #dairyking

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All Balls No Glory! Don't flick! Just hit... why does the flick hurt more??? Please knock gently! Oh please knock harder! Pineapple pineapple pineapple! Slow down! That hurt but felt so good! Ok... do it again! #allballsnoglory #batwings #wingsuit #slapit #alittleharder #fuckasafeword #justgiver #gentlyplease #safeword #shavedballs #hitdontflick #fettish #3balls #lendyouone

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NO DEAL! Short shaft and belly is a disaster! Don't get mad and cut your dicks wrist! Bro... you short because she's cold? You're getting it in but missing.... #nodeal #allballsnoglory #shortshaft #hopetomakeyoulaugh #justyanking #laughatsexy #lscomedian #hedonism2 #couplesresort #blisscruise #jaynangie #sleevedick

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#grapefruited #Thegreatestthing #tosssalads #buffingwood #roomtemp #tuglove #yesplease #differentbutequal #googleit #amustdo @savagedesires69 post. #savagedesires #@organicloven #royalfetishfilms #hedonism2 #couplesresort #blisscruise #clubozone #club4m #laughatsexy #lscomedian

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Your girlfriends girlfriend! #justsayin #voyeur #deliciousness #dontjudgeme #doyourthang #whatbaitdoiuse #cuttinggrass #teamnohair #boxcollection

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If you are easily offended... please let me know asap so I can roast your ass! #growacet #growapair #pickedlast #participationmedal #bubblewrap #paperthinskin #dontlisten #justlaugh #itsnotaboutyou #lscomedy #lscomedian #laughhard #tearsoflaughter #laughatlife #laughatsexy

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Own your freak! #grabafoot #voyeur #sexybucketlist #safeword #paintednails #lingerieforher #lingerieforhim #sexytimes #couplesgames #foreplay #fiveplay #whateverjustplay #whipsandchains #exciteme #pineapples #mommasaymommasahmumacoosah #imnotpaying #shithurts #lscomedian #hedonism2 #couplesresort #blisscruise #jaynangie #jetsettingjasmine #kingnoir

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#shitsorry #mybadbro #ididntseethesign #lockthedoor #cockblock #blueballs #cantunseethat #sorrybro #waitthatsmom #bedsarockindontcomeaknockin #lscomedy #lscomedian #hedonism2 #couplesresort #takeovers #playboyradio #slsprofile #kasidie #grownandsexycrew #organicloven #adultvacationparties

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Hey you! Obviously you're here because you are not offended. #thanksforthelike #thanksforthefollow #thanksfortheshallow #lscomedy #lscomedian #hedonism2 #couplesresort #takeovers #playboyradio #slsprofile #kasidie #grownandsexycrew #organicloven #adultvacationparties

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Know where your driving bro! 😂 Accidentally small hole action can end in a complete blueball session. #knowwhereyouare #SMALLHOLEACTION #blueballs #sessiondone #sutures #flowers and #sheabutterwipes #sorrysorrysorry 😉 #babeitsok #turnover #ithurts ? #comeonitsok #ooops I did it again.

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#pornhubandchill #phoneafriend

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I tugged in the booth! I selfishly voted for Trump! Because I want my American peeps to move to Canada! BBQ sessions! Dominos, Cuban Cigars and high octane beer! Fyi: I can't vote. #trumpsabully #hillaryisathief #cometocanada #cubancigars #lscomedy #boothtug #erection2016 #pulltherightone #openborders #friendstothesouth #USA #election2016 #demoncrats #rapepublicans #laughatlife #laughhard #tearsoflaughter #lscomedian

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Babe! You awake? Dam... had a session planned! Oh well... I'm giving myself a treat! #5knuckleshuffle #selflove #realselfie #tuggin #romancingthestone #solosensual #handsolo #meattenderizer #noaction #wheresherunderwear #idontcare #thatshitissweet #pheromones #gotmethrough #tomorrowsanewday #blueballs (at Blue Ball Inn)

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You're at a LS parry and you didn't lay the ground rules. #lsparty #reacharound #notmythingbruh #inthepinkdonttouchthestink #junglelove #ohisthisyourwife #damvoyeur #notouch #safeword #pineapples #pinkeye #tickletickle #whoinvitedhim #prostatecheck #lscomedy #lscomedian #hedonism2 #couplesresort #blisscruise #clubozone #club4m #laughatsexy