[mandyidk]

when you’re out with your friends and someone really hot walks by 

[lizziemcguirevampireslayer-deac]

Meme is a stupid word.

[menotthatkindoforc]

It’s especially stupid when people mispronounce it.

[mothmanwashere]

[capillaryspice]

jesus christ we really do have a gif for everything…

[jenixi]

[bey]

art

[syntheticbeauty-deactivated2020]

[lips-smacker]

[heavybucks]

[mordecai-put-your-phone-away]

Do not let Tumblr make you think:

That doing drugs makes you cool.

That being rude to your parents is okay

That being straight means you aren’t a person

That being controversial all the time is cool and will get you friends

That being blatantly rude to people to get your point across is okay

That being white makes you by default evil

That having a mental illness is cool

That cutting yourself is okay

That being a male means you are a rapist

That all men are evil, misogynistic monsters

That misandry is okay

That doxxing people’s personal information is okay if they said something you don’t like

That tumblr should be your vital source for controversial issues

That school doesn’t matter

That being narcissistic is cute

That making a minor mistake on a post will make the world hate you

That the world is a horrible place

[gluttonys-blog]

shit man this is goddamn important because there are so many young and impressionable people on this website

[listhacks]

Microwave snack hacks you can make in a mug - If you like this list follow ListHacks for more like it

[tra-nsparent]

[consciouswellbeing-deactivated2]

[lsheer99]

Why I don't like talking

Other People: you should talk more!

Me: *tries to talk*

-gets ignored

-gets interrupted

-gets talked over

-no one pays attention

-no one cares

[awesome-picz]

Puppies That Can Sleep Anywhere And Anytime

[doctorbuggs]

Remember my pet caterpillar Shane? Found him at church during a sermon about Satan XD. He was such a fun pet in his larval stage. He used to love to swing from my hair.

[doctorbuggs]

Then everything changed when he pupated. He never touched me. He just spent several months looking and acting like a turd

[doctorbuggs]

But it was worth it! Look at him now! He’s so fluffy I’m gonna die!! And the friendly disposition has returned full force! Now he sits on my shoulder watching The Sing Off with me. Also, he’s a she! and she just laid eggs! I can’t wait for the 2nd generation!

[rawed]

do you let her go outside?

[doctorbuggs]

ofcourse, how do you think she ended up pregnant? She summoned a fancy suitor to my backyard with her feminine lady smells

[jumpingjacktrash]

real life pokemon trainer

[shubbabang]

funny story my 5th grade elementary school teacher was the one who figured out i had crazy bad adhd

i hope she’s doing well

[princessnitty-deactivated201904]

It must be really nice to be a man. I saw a shirtless man with ear buds in, jogging by himself at night. I can’t safely do anything like that.

[takeyou]

I live for the applesauce

[californaia]

*applause 

[takeyou]

I know what I’m about son