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A plea of horn i beg from thee, a bowl of bloody burning gold. A bag of beads from which to pull, the crowning tooth upon my soul. Your tongue a fire with the sun, like aired country make-pretend, On Godly monolyth foretold, fold the earth to my defend.

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[shelbybunny]

teaching a baby to talk via morshu youtube poops in an attempt to create a “morshu accent”

[s-u-f-j-a-n-s-t-e-v-e-n-s]

XO

[saltedume]

[cutecipher]

[3000s]

[animentality]

[catsandwich-deactivated20240213]

This is a literal sexual harassment training video we had to complete

[desolatus]

Victor Nizovtsev

[ryangoslingofficial-deactivated]

I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!

[wayneradiotv]

I OWN NOTHING

[amazoogle]

i set my name to Paul Enis in the app because then the stickers they put on my grocery deliveries would say P. ENIS. it was like this for months, but now all the sudden they say PAUL E. instead

i can't have that. i won't let that happen. what they could have never predicted is that a beautiful woman named Peni Sausage is about to log on

[rpfofficial]

5 pm thought: he's gay lol

11 pm thought: unfortunately the sad but logical reality is that he is straight and just kind of a weird freak and also a misogynist but it's still beautiful how romantic his obsession with his best friend is and how its psychosexual nature haunts all his creative work

2 am thought: he's gay and he wants to fuck men and i know this for a fact. and also a misogynist

[human-pet-they]

i could go for that right now actually

[badassdemonsword]

Steely Dan sucks!....

on opposite day!

[lsorenl]

The pernicious bug that guides the dart-ball.

[lsorenl]

The bug is inside of the dart, guiding it like a bird in flight. You can whisper to the bug and befriend it so that it will fly true on its course to the center of the board.

[lsorenl]

You have to find out what the bug likes. Maybe by whispering things like “purple?” Or “smelling?”

[mccleans]

for example nothing

[mlkseok]