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A plea of horn i beg from thee, a bowl of bloody burning gold. A bag of beads from which to pull, the crowning tooth upon my soul. Your tongue a fire with the sun, like aired country make-pretend, On Godly monolyth foretold, fold the earth to my defend.

[mlkseok]

[luciferrous]

every monday my friends and I get on call and do studies of each others saved photos of whatever but usually our blorbos. welcome to: Yaoi Mondays.

some personal faves

[i-am-the-oyster]

[luciferrous]

yaoi mondays selection part 2

[kosmogrl]

oooh I get it it’s always gonna be because of the environment I grew up in

[aceofpans]

it’s because of the curse

[ghostlybluetrain]

it’s because of the curse

[alexanderwales]

If I had been in charge of The Office, the last season would have seen the release of the "documentary", and it would be a massive hit on Netflix or wherever, enough so that there was demand for a second iteration of it. But the impact of the fame would have completely warped all the characters, and all their interactions with and comfortability with the camera. Jim would be doing his smile at the camera in a self-conscious way, knowing that this was essentially his catch phrase. All the characters would change their appearance, and they would become influencers just because you can't not accept $10K to make a TikTok for Kraft. And the drudgery of working at a paper supply company would become the drudgery of working at a paper supply company while also being a public figure whose income from Cameo dwarfs the office worker money, but where continued employment is more about maintaining a brand identity. There'd be episodes about stalkers, obsessive subreddits, getting stopped by people on the street, and the whole thing would become an ouroboros of self-reference. And it wouldn't be funny at all.

[adastrabbit]

fucking the everything bagel for everything

[eategg24]

everything? including war?

[adastrabbit]

fucking the war bagel for war

[thekinglemingle]

I referred to something as a "real Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra moment" in conversation with someone who has never seen TNG, and let me tell you, that was a real Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra moment

[lsorenl]

The pernicious bug that guides the dart-ball.

[lsorenl]

The bug is inside of the dart, guiding it like a bird in flight. You can whisper to the bug and befriend it so that it will fly true on its course to the center of the board.

[lsorenl]

You have to find out what the bug likes. Maybe by whispering things like “purple?” Or “smelling?”

[nanaosdailylife]

I'm adapting to life down here.

[hypokeimena]

[omnia-mors-aequat-nstrwa]

Les Fleurs Animées (The Flowers Personified) — J.J. Grandville (1847)

[tamamoland-of-destinys-demise]

jojos sucks because none of the protag dudes ever summons his stand for the first time and is like hhey avdol why is mine a girl

[fatherjohnmisty]

I WOULD HAVE DONE TONS OF COCAINE WITH YOU, AND KEPT YOU ALIVE FOREVER.

[cator99]

Bed Upgrade

[openingadoor]

[newyorkthegoldenage]

Targeted advertising, 1941. The ad agency apparently wasn't savvy enough to use "Brooklynites" instead of "Brooklyn People."

Photo: adsR/Alamy