i know you wanna slump up on these lumps

but you can't coz you're a chump he/him i am a 25 yr old gay dude who thinks men are assholes kik: pottsylird

[blairwitchh]

goals: getting as fucked up as christine is in this video

[nova-cayne]

Oh. My god

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

My lg chocolate

[quiznaps-deactivated20171212]

I had a realization...

So, I’ve been reading through Harry Potter theories recently, and the one that always struck me as fascinating was the one that theorizes that Dumbledore is repsresentation of death, and that Voldemort (The Elder Wand), Harry (The Invisibilty Cloak), and Snape (The Resurrection Stone)  are the three brothers (pictured above).

I’ve always looked at Voldermort’s name and thought: ah, it means “fly from death”, vol meaning “flight” in French.

But “vol” can also mean “stolen”. “Stolen from death”.

If Dumbledore himself is a symbol for death, this makes sense in a whole new way. Because Voldemort stole the Elder Wand from Dumbledore’s grave. “Stolen from death” indeed.

[bearcraft]

“Nerd alert!”

I fucking love them both so much I’m so happy I’m dying.

[caitmayart]

I LOVE THIS GIRL

[veeranger]

Masterpost

[m3atbuff3t]

I like the idea that sorcerers think wizards are nerds

[m3atbuff3t]

Magical jocks : sorcerers Magical nerds : wizards Magical theater kids : bards Magical goths : warlocks Magical hippies : druids

[draikinator-archive]

X X X X X < Sources on alpha wolves being a myth

be nice to puppers

[cloudfreed]

This goes for the weird guys who adapted this shitty theory to human behavior… there’s no such thing as alpha males, just assholes who try to get their way with aggression.

[jinkies-binx]

me, holding my thumb over my laptop’s power button: do you need a time out or are you done

[taplaos]

✿ Commissions info ✿  Twitter

[michigatita]

This poem broke my heart

[brujajodida]

What’s this from?

[michigatita]

Its from Hispanic, female and young: an anthology. I highly recommended.

[tobeagenius]

relatable

[derpomatic]

[bitchycode]

[little-vvitch]

this is the 2016 apology post. reblog in 45 seconds and 2016 will apologize to you in the form of money.

[stephenraygarza]

not risking it.

[autumntipsy]

Not even scrolling past it

[avatarparallels]

[lgbtjazzy]

doodlebonez:

fiddleabout:

avatarparallels:

little gifts for the bae.

#and then there’s asami

Bolin: Classic romantic Aang: Thoughtful romantic Sokka: ‘I tried’ romantic Zuko: ‘I literally just found this next to me’ romantic Asami: Fuck y’all I’m rich romantic

[mettic]

My ireland native father once told me that the first time he ever saw people use water for hot chocolate was when he came to america, and said that it was then that he “knew this country was doomed”

[bravo-zulu-blog1]

Well how the fuck do you make it then

[mettic]

you know i made this post fully knowng that someone would reply in exactly the way you did but i am still in disbelief that you actually admitted to using water for hot chocolate. 

[chrisintegration-deactivated202]

ok but i still do not get why Yuna became a pop star

[gaystation-4]

what the fuck else was she gonna do? go back to besaid and live in one of those stupid little mudhuts and get piss and vomit all over her clothes everyday while helping take care of wakka and lulu’s son? 

like gurl…why you gotta hate on her when she was just trynna feel her (final) fantasy??? she was feeling her vocal oats…she just saved the world…everyone was GAGGED…they were LIVING for her!! It was her moment and your judgmental ass can’t even let her have some fun for two minutes

[whawtwhohow]