Rip Arthur Morgan you would’ve loved therapy horses
Rip John Marston you would’ve loved going for a long drive at night while listening to Creep by Radiohead after Abigail left you
Rip Dutch Van Der Linde you would’ve loved standing behind the couch with your arms crossed while your kids watch TV after you said you weren’t interested in watching their show
Rip Hosea Matthews you would’ve loved saying “they’ll just let anyone in here these days” when Arthur, John or Dutch walk up to the booth at Applebees
Rip Abigail Marston you would’ve loved a nicely painted little sign that says “bless this mess” to hang up in the dining room
Rip Jack Marston you would’ve loved getting post-therapy Olive Garden as a treat
Rip Tilly Jackson you would’ve loved having alt accounts to gossip, vaguepost, and read fanfiction on
Rip Karen Jones you would’ve loved editing stock photos of people holding magnifying glasses over unsolicited dick pics
Rip Mary-Beth Gaskill you would’ve loved AO3
Rip Susan Grimshaw you would’ve loved passive aggressively vacuuming around people who are sitting down on the couch until they feel guilted into helping
Rip Kieran Duffy you would’ve loved My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Rip Lenny Summers you would’ve loved moderating for micro-niche forum communities
Rip Javier Escuella you would’ve loved girl dinner
Rip Charles Smith you would’ve loved leaving people on read
Rip Micah Bell you would’ve loved ragebait
Rip Bill Williamson you would’ve loved getting a job as a professional dog walker
Rip Sean Macguire you would’ve loved reddit stories over subway surfers footage with family guy highlights in the corner and soap cutting on the side
Rip Josiah Trelawny you would’ve loved running Nigerian prince email scams
Rip Molly O’Shea you would’ve loved empowering breakup content on tiktok
Rip Orville Swanson you would’ve loved posting half coherent attempts at bible verses on Facebook
Rip Leopold Strauss you would’ve loved crypto
Rip Sadie Adler you would’ve loved rage rooms
Rip Uncle you would’ve loved bitmoji
Rip Simon Pearson you would’ve loved Donald Duck
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