We are broken

*.:｡ ♡ you can't wake up, this is not a dream, you're part of a m a c h i n e, you are not a human being, with your face all made up, living on a screen, low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline.     i think there's a flaw in my code

[lstmisfits]

I wanna add Selena Gomez to my muse page but I feel like no one will reply if I use her??? Also I want to play her in a way that's not overused??? Someone pls help

[lstmisfits]

banned fcs: someone i don't know

me: bitch how the hell am i supposed to know who you do and don't know? I ain't a psychic

[lstmisfits]

Munday funday

[memesfrommenace]

Fluff Starters

“You’re hair is really soft after you wash it.”

“Ssh. Stop fussing. I’m just braiding your hair.”

“You smell really nice.”

“Would it be all right if I borrowed your sweater? It smells like you.”

“I might have slept with your robe when you were gone.”

“If you steal the blankets, I am going to put my cold feet on you.”

“Here, let’s share the blanket.”

“You’re comfy.”

“You are my new pillow.”

“You are very endearing when you are half-asleep.”

“But I want to hear you sing.”

“We can talk over dinner.”

“Don’t be stubborn. Try it!”

“Don’t get up - I’ll do it.”

“Will you let me rub your back?”

“Care to give me a back scratch?”

“Star-gazing was a good idea.”

“You look beautiful/handsome in the moonlight.”

“I’ll always be here for you.”

“I’ll be here to protect you.”

“I think I love you.”

“You are my love.”

“How about something warm? It will will help you sleep.”

“It’s okay. I couldn’t sleep anyway.”

“Don’t be silly. I want to stay up with you.”

“It is not morning yet.”

“Shush and go back to bed.”

“I heard you talking in your sleep.”

“Your bed head is really cute.”

“We’ll do dishes together.”

“How about a kiss?”

“I love your hugs.”

A few were inspired by these.

[lstmisfits]

“will you stop that--no--stop recording me.” andie made an attempt to cover the phone with her hand. “i look like shit and it’s bad enough you dragged me out in public.” 

[meowindie]

“because I wanted to be the one that you feel good.” she pouted, crossing her arms over her chest. “not her..”

[lstmisfits]

“You do make me feel good.” He protested. “I promise. There’s no one else.”

[lstmisfits]

✣ [willow to q!}

✣ bringing them food

Quentin raised a brow at the girl before hesitantly grabbing the bag of food from her. “What did you and Andie do now? Are you moving in? Did Andie finally ask you out? Why are you randomly bringing me food?” He asked this series of questions as he opened the bag to see what was inside. “OH! Curly fries!” Reaching his hand in to fish out some fries, he looked back at the femalt in front of him. “Seriously though, tell me.”

[lstmisfits]

hey lil mama lemme whisper in ya ear

Send one of these to my muse and they'll react to having it whispered in their ear. It's a mix of fluff, angst, and nsfw.

"I'm going to kill you."

"You're mine, and mine alone."

"No one's gonna harm you."

"Stay away from me."

"Watch your back."

"Kiss me or kill me, the choice is yours."

"I'm going to make you tremble."

"I love you."

"I hate you."

"By the time I'm done with you the whole block is going to know my name."

"What's that? Cat got your tongue?"

"If you don't leave right now I'm going to kick your ass."

"I want you, now."

"I need you."

"You can't touch me."

"Promise me you'll be gentle."

"You don't make the demands here."

"Stop me if you hate me so much."

"I'm going to tear you inside out."

"Say my name."

"Stay with me, please."

"Don't leave."

"You're the best thing I have."

"Please don't hate me."

"You're all I have left."

"Say that you love me, please I need to hear it."

"Just leave I don't need you."

"Hope is a lie."

"I want to have your babies."

"I want you to have my babies."

[a-crimsonmalice]

SEND A SYMBOL FOR MY MUSE’S REACTION TO YOURS:

▼ kissing them

♢ stabbing them

♞ shooting them

✖ punching them

➶ slapping them

☠ poisoning them

☎ hugging them

☂ picking them up

✗ bringing them alcohol

✣ bringing them food

☯ coming home late

♀ proposing marriage

[meowindie]

“Hm,I don’t think so. These walls are really thin you know, and I didn’t like what I heard coming from them.”

[lstmisfits]

“i think you’re wrong. why would it matter anyway?”

[meowindie]

“I heard you moaning her name last night, and I didn’t appreciate it.”

[lstmisfits]

“...Are you sure? Are you sure that’s what you heard? Maybe you were dreaming.”

[lstmisfits]

reverse starter call!!

[wildstcrs]

  “I promise I won’t make fun of you when you have helmet hair,” Tony repeated dutifully, smirking slightly. “I’ve never even seen a two seat bike in real life, but maybe we can try that next time.”

[lstmisfits]

“Good.” She nodded as a large grin had appeared. “I’ve only seen them. Never been on one.” She stated. “Could we really? That’d be so fun, actually. But are you sure your poor old man legs won’t get tired?”

[lstmisfits]

Hi babes! Guess who’s back!!! Me.  Sorry for being on such a long hiatus, i was dealing with my personal life for quite some time and yeah.  But my college courses start again on Monday and I’m super excited.  Also if you’d like me to continue any thread that we may have had going, please like this. Thank you. You’re all lovely.

[inspirxdesire]

Carter looked at her, “You had two brownies?” He questioned shaking his head and grabbing the pot of brownies and putting them in his room. “Alright enough for you.” He spoke looking at her, “Logan, that’s a lot of weed. You should have just let it hit you with one full brownie.” 

[lstmisfits]

Logan nodded slowly as she tried to comprehend every word that was coming out of her brother’s mouth. “i’m impatient and didn’t think i’d get this high.” a large cheeky grin was planted on her face. “why would you put them away? i’m gonna need those later! fun sucker.”

[lstmisfits]

yo im trying to apply for jobs so replies will be fairly slow.

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if u think i forgot to reply to u pls just remind me because im a piece of shit tbh (: