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@ltcolonelfamilyman
Hughes: [lost in a crowd]
Roy: This calls for extreme measures.
Roy, yelling: GRACIA'S COOKING IS SHIT!
Hughes, running out in a rage with a knife: WHO THE HELL DARES TO INSULT MY PERFECT WIFE'S PERFECT COOKING?!
Roy: There he is.
So I know I’ve been pretty non-existent around here for a bit. Things have been hectic at work (has been put in for a promotion because he’s been busting his ass) and there’s just been a lot going on in general. Not to mention the ol’ head space hasn’t been all that great lately.
I did want to drop in and at least let people know I’m still around. Things are only going to get more crazy for at least the next month or so too… I still want to write, I just need to find a way to get more spoons in the proverbial drawer to pull from though.
Some of you have me on Discord and I’m honestly usually able to talk more there and can usually get up to a little light RP from time to time. If you’re not on my list and want to poke me, you’re welcome to add me so long as you let me know who you are first. Dusty Qrow#6861 is my handle.
When I find the energy, I will still be replying to things here so if we have something going, it’s not lost. I’m holding on to it, unless you don’t want me to. Just let me know. I’m more than willing to do other things later too if you’re up for it.
That about does it for now I think. Thanks for putting up with my crazy attention spans and energy levels. I love you guys and miss you.
~Dusty
From ltcolonelfamilyman: “ oh god you’re really gonna do the whole rocks against the window at midnight boombox thing aren’t you? ”
@burningflamesofhell
“Well at least half of it. Don’t exactly own a boombox.” He smirked turning to actually lean against the windowsill. It was little dorky moments like this where Roy felt at ease and more free to be himself.
“Besides you like it when I do things like that.” Roy laughed waving him over. “Don’t just stand there, I can’t exactly do all this rocking by myself, would look too awkward.”
“That’s beside the point,” Maes sighed with a hint of a chuckle. Roy was just lucky that his place was on the first floor and he could even do this silly stuff to begin with. “You do realize what time it is don’t you? Aren’t good ravens usually safe in their nests at this hour?”
Of course he was taking the opportunity to give Roy crap for this little, cheesy stunt. “But, since you’re here... come around and come inside before I change my mind about liking your shenanigans. I mean, that IS why you were trying to get my attention weren’t you?”
roleplay-abiogenesis2:
A mix of surprise and annoyance framed Roy’s stare as he did a double take on his friend. Maes really had some guts to be bringing up that subject as a joke! Staring him down for a moment, contemplating whether to actually get mad or not, he gave in and let it go as the subject returned to the damn envelope.
The glass found its way to his hands again. The Flame Alchemist held it to his face with an empty stare. “Weddings are depressing.”
He drank, and the glass emptied before it could satisfy him. The man tapped his finger on the counter to catch the bartender’s attention for a second as he scrambled for some good excuse.
“… And besides I have nobody to go with, now.” Which was totally intended. He had dumped her so she wouldn’t see the invite and plead him to go with.
It really shouldn’t have surprised Roy that Maes was willing to make that sort of joke. They had their different coping mechanisms after all and brushing that awful time aside in such a way, well, that was his. Put on the good face, make light of it all, just like he’d done with every miserable thing that had happened to him or that he’d had to do.
But this wasn’t a time for dwelling on such things, there was a happy occasion to be discussing. Though... Maes hated to admit it, there was a part of him that wasn’t looking forward to this particular get together either but for a whole different reason.
“They’re only depressing if you let them be,” he laughed, taking up his own glass, the brandy in the glass swirling a bit in his grip before the rim found it’s way to his lips. “You know what... I don’t have a date for this thing either. What do you say we go together? Will definitely help having my best friend there, especially with Gracia and Elicia being there. I’m glad my girls are happy but after everything... well...”
Taking another sip, Maes looked into the glass for a moment, shrugging with another laugh though a far more sad one this time. “Well we all just need to move on don’t we?”
roleplay-abiogenesis2:
“I was more thinking along the lines that maybe you’re some kind of calamity howler or something.” The reply was sarcastic, and bitter, immediately followed by a quick gulp from his strong drink that made his throat burn. Roy grimaced, settling the glass back down on the counter, hunched over with a dull expression.
Not that his friend was wrong, but being called out like that in the open wasn’t great either. It was true though, it had been him to call it quits with his flavor of the week, and not really because it was her fault or anything. It was him who had completely lost any will to entertain her company further. And the reason was, well..
He sighed dejectedly, one hand going inside the pocket of his coat just long enough to produce the slip of paper that was inside it. He let it slide in front of Maes. An invitation to a wedding, location: Resembool.
“Why are people so quick to settle down these days?” He scoffed, not even looking at the thing. Reading through it once had been enough.
The invitation was very familiar to him. One just like it had been delivered to him as well. Honestly, he was glad to see Ed settling down with Winry after everything that had happened. They both deserved to be happy.
But then, didn’t every one of them?
“I’m hurt,” he laughed. “I’d say I’m usually just a pawn in the calamity endgame... a means to an end if you will.” There was a knowing glint to his eye as he grinned at Roy. Of course he was referring to the fact that he’d been held to use as a weapon against Roy during the darkest days of this country’s history.
“But, that aside, why do I get the feeling you have no inclination of going? It wouldn’t be bad to see them, congratulate them. I mean, it’s about time if you ask me.”
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@burningflamesofhell sent: “You’re always there. I didn’t used to see it before, but I do now. Every time I’ve ever needed someone, you were there.”
“And just why do you think that is?” he smiled tenderly, a hand reaching out to brush wild strands of raven hair from Roy’s face. “I believe in you Roy, believe in what you want to do, believe in the kind of man you are. I saw it that day when we were still at the Academy, when you stood up for Heathcliff.”
For a moment his tender smile turned slightly more into a smirk. “Plus, I knew a man with as much of a soft heart as you had was going to need someone to make sure he stayed that way, and didn’t get hardened by the abuses of the world...”
Much like he believed his own heart had been, despite the persona he showed the world.
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@roleplay-abiogenesis2 (Roy) sent: “Why is it you’re always the one to pick up the pieces every time my heart breaks?”
“That’s what your best friend is for Roy,” he laughed, pulling his glasses from his face and cleaning the lenses with his shirt. “But... for someone who tries so hard to put up a façade of being some sort of playboy, well, getting attached like that just doesn’t seem to fit in with that persona.”
Putting his glasses back on, mossy green eyes fell on him, gentle but piercing. “Come on Roy, what aren’t you telling me?”
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“ i had a dream about you. ”
“ i’ve never cared about anyone the way i care about you. ”
“ i know it’s not fair to ask you to wait for me, but i can’t bear the thought of seeing you with someone else. ”
“ i’m not really good at this sort of thing. i never really had much luck with relationships before but i wanna make it work. i want us to work. ”
“ i love you. you don’t have to say anything, i just thought you should know. ”
“ i do care about you i’m just. i’m not good at talking about it. ”
“ i didn’t like seeing you with them. ”
“ you’re my person. you’ll always be the one i go to. ”
“ i could have lost you today! do you know what that would have done to me? ”
“ do you even know what you do to me? ”
“ i can’t stop thinking about you. ”
“ you’re the most amazing person i’ve ever met. ”
“ i don’t deserve you, but i want you anyway. ”
“ you’re safe with me, you know that right? ”
“ please just tell me how you feel. ”
“ just say the words. tell me you want me and i’m yours. ”
“ you’re always there. i didn’t used to see it before, but i do now. every time i’ve ever needed someone, you were there. ”
“ you had a dream about me? ”
“ i guess i always kinda had a little bit of a crush on you. ”
“ you thought i never noticed you, but i did. i always saw you. ”
“ oh my god please don’t tell me you tried to make breakfast again, the stove hasn’t recovered since last time. ”
“ you waited for me? ”
“ i was always kind of hoping we’d give it a shot one day. ”
“ you were always my maybe, ya know? ‘maybe they’d finally ask me out.’ ‘maybe when i wasn’t the one looking, they were noticing me too.’ i know it’s silly, but. you were always in the back of my mind. ”
“ oh god you’re really gonna do the whole rocks against the window at midnight boombox thing aren’t you? ”
“ i’m gonna wait for you, as long as it takes. ”
“ loving you saved me. ”
“ why me? out of everyone you could’ve chose. ”
“ i’ve always loved you. ”
“ i know it’s late, but i just needed someone and. i guess you always answer when i call. ”
“ i brought pizza and wine and a horrible movie so in the words of rory gilmore, i’m ready to wallow now. ”
“ you didn’t have to come ya know? i’m glad you did though. ”
“ if we could run away together and go anywhere, where would you take me? ”
“ what are you doing here? it’s the middle of the night. ”
“ i dont want to go back to how we used to be. i want more. i want you. ”
“ you’ve had every piece of my heart since the moment i met you. ”
“ why is it your always the one to pick up the pieces every time my heart breaks? ”
“ are you gonna keep looking at me like that or are you actually gonna kiss me? ”
“ i’m gonna marry you one day. ”
“ i used to think about what it’d be like if we got together. ”
“ yes, of course i love you, you idiot. ”
“ just stay this time. stay for me. ”
“ don’t you dare give up on us. ”
“ i always come running back to you. i can’t help it. ”
“ you deserve someone who always puts you first. ”
“ you were never my second choice. ”
“ they don’t deserve you. and i’m not— i’m not tryna be that asshole that says i do. but sure as hell would never hurt you like that. ”
“ i’m never gonna let you go. ”
queenhawkseyes:
“Fair enough. That man never rests.” She couldn’t help but let a small smile work her way onto her face. “Plausible deniability indeed. And I doubt the Court Martial Office would do much about this anyway. Harmless pranks help with the office atmosphere.”
“Sometimes I swear he’s inhuman.” There’s a laugh and a shrug. “Oh well, you know what they say about mice when the cat’s away right? They will play. And play they shall, they’re just not going to be able to drag me down if they do get caught, that was more what I meant. I even made sure to get slip the receipt from the store into Havoc’s locker before I came up here. This was technically his idea after all.”
queenhawkseyes:
“Well, I’m glad he has a day off then.” Riza sighed. Hearing his other plan she shook her head. Could never talk them out of their hijinks, could she? “Fine. I guess that could work. As long as you don’t get in trouble, I can turn a blind eye this time.”
“Oh I never said he had a day off, just that he wasn’t at Command,” he laughed, glad that he hadn’t wasted the cens on this mask after all. “He’s in the South for a few days conducting an inspection. Why do you think I’m so willing to go along with this to begin with? Besides, once I give it to Havoc, I’ll be back in my office. Plausible deniability. Can’t get one by the Court Marshal Office remember.”
queenhawkseyes:
“As much as I would honestly love to see that…” She sighed a bit before glancing to the mask. “Who’s to say it won’t be the Führer that walks through the door? Plus, Hayate isn’t enjoying it that much.”
“Because the Fuhrer isn’t at Command right now,” he laughed, rubbing at the back of his head. “But I guess we can’t upset Hayate. Oh! How about we do it when Fury takes him out for his walk! Then we won’t upset him and we still get to have a little fun!”
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@queenhawkseyes sent: “Get rid of the dog mask.”
“Aww... but Hawkeye,” he sighed, holding it loosely at his side. “Havoc was going to wear it when Breda came in. I think a bit of shenanigans in the office makes for a better team. I’m sure Roy would agree. Come on, a little fun can’t hurt... right?”
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@chiisaikintsukuroi sent: “Do I sound cynical? I’m trying to be nice.”
Maes laughed knowing full well that Ed didn’t always have the best time properly expressing himself. “Well maybe if you actually sounded like you believed what you were saying Ed, people wouldn’t think you’re being cynical. Maybe it’s just how blunt you are, who knows.”
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random things my professors have said (starters)
Just a bunch of random quotes from my professors during my first semester of college. Enjoy and feel free to make any changes !
“The heart is a dramatic organ. The bowels are also pretty dramatic.”
“I don’t remember why I put that picture of a water slide there.”
“By that time, you’ll have figured out my brain. I haven’t yet.”
“Woah, you have big shoes.”
“Zero is hero.”
“Make sure you don’t take my picture. I’m copyrighted.”
“We don’t really know what it’s like to be a rat or a pigeon.”
“Hello. Welcome to the planet.”
“I set you up.”
“You wouldn’t be able to tell if your toe fell off in the middle of the night.”
“I know you are a millionaire. I don’t want to talk to you.”
“You don’t have a clue.”
“I’ve taught you to see the fun in pain.”
“Get rid of the dog mask.”
“I actually think nasty things when I smile.”
“I know you don’t want to see me. I don’t want to see you too.”
“I’m just making stuff up.”
“The other day, someone called me nurturing. I was like, ‘you’re ruining my reputation’!”
“I said the exam is NEXT Thursday. Don’t scare people.”
“I wasn’t drunk, but I was acting like it.”
“Are you glaring at me?”
“I profoundly believe that humans are absurd creatures.”
“It’s my job to embarrass you.”
“When I was young–I’m still young, right?”
“Uh oh. [grunt] I’m okay.”
“If you solve this, I’ll buy you lunch.”
“I’m going to tell you a story about farts.”
“I know a lot about corn.”
“Wow, you are super. *high fives*”
“I didn’t do that!”
“I saw you walking past the library, and you looked as though you were lost in thought.”
“I’m glad to see that you’ve decided to stay.”
“In the game, you can die many times. In life, you can die one time.”
“This is just dessert. There’s a banquet coming.”
“What do you call it? A ‘snake’, right?”
“Don’t yell at me.”
“Impossible means ‘I am possible’.”
“You’re completely aroused.”
“There’s a stop sign. You have to stop.”
“I like sleep.”
“No one likes to feel pain. Actually–never mind, I don’t want to ask.”
“Do I sound cynical? I’m trying to be nice.”
“Dude, you wanna compete with Jimmy Hendrix? Fuck you.”
“I don’t want to talk to most people. It’s not a gender thing, please just go away.”
“We’re making tortillas now.”
“I’m not very nice.”
“Be careful, somebody might beat you up.”
“I can say nice things, but if you remind me, I’ll deny it.”
“The world’s fucked.”
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