o! worm!

[thebootydiaries]

this just in …. i have Feelings For u guys …. breaking news …… i would die for u …..

[maxeth]

you will

[thebootydiaries]

[coltre]

there’s some kind of magic feeling about cities at night I can’t explain with words

[tredlocity]

she

[spitblaze]

who

[tredlocity]

girl

[quiggyballs]

[iskwekan]

ah, the crescent moon….the tasteful sideboob of the lunar cycle, 

[pinkfemmeprincess]

I’m sorry but being called “my girl” is so wonderfully dizzying and incredibly romantic and you can’t tell me otherwise

[scrapnick]

“Mixologist” shut the fuck up, say boozewizard like a fucking adult

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[dhovorei-remake-deactivated2022]

batman villains are funny bc they all end up in arkham over and over so its just like

killer croc, painting a beautiful and sensitive portrait representing his inner turmoil: i had no idea (insert plant) was an invasive species in gotham

poison ivy, painting a photorealistic fern: they are! they’re so widespread that its almost impossible to contain, and it really hurts my heart

joker trying so fucking hard not to call them homophobic slurs because the therapist told him he’d get extra joker mush if he behaved for once in his fucking life:

[dhovorei-remake-deactivated2022]

at this point the toxic waste he fell into fucked him up so bad he wont eat anything that hasnt been mashed up and irradiated so the arkham doctors just throw random shit in a pot and mash it up for him. he loves it

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

“First of all” I say indignantly, with absolutely no idea where i’m going with this

[circus-fellow]

i say “first of all” with an immense amount of confidence and then immediately forget what i was about to say

[theoverthinkingoctopus]

I say “first of all” even when I have just ONE SINGULAR point to make

[thebibliosphere]

“Second of all, fuck you,” is a valid follow up.

[gretagerwisg]

please watch betty on hbo 

[twitblr]

It’s like your ears shut

[whitepeopletwitter]

[tenderstems]

shubham saraf as ophelia how we feelin about this lads

[softchad]

[memesupremo]

[anxietyproblem]

[thewriterkb]

The Plunge of Oil Prices Into Sub-Zero Worth.

Via DanClark93 on Reddit

[thewordywarlock]

[drtanner-dickery]

[caught]

it’s almost like if we weren’t all systemically forced to commute and drive everywhere by urban planning that’s impossible to navigate without a vehicle or public transportation the fossil fuel industry would be useless and worth nothing

[creylune]

i can’t stop thinking about this tweet