SKAM FRANCE S7E1 lundi 8h53 transcript
anais: oh no why are you looking so sad/tired/upset? i missed you so much, my (little chicken/term of endearment) i'm so afraid of appendicitis!!! you can't just disregard my messages and leave me like that for over a week. i thought you died!!!
tiff: i'm sorry, they gave me too many medications and so i slept all week.
anais: you look so pale. but it's ok, even without forcing your complexion, madame always looks pretty. me, i had a bad night, i used the whole container of foundation, that's for sure. either way, i have new concealer. i can give you references, it looks incredible. well, we're going to motivate ourselves! let's go! i can't wait! MOTIVATION!! we're going to have a great day, it will be incredible.
anais: absolutely nothing. this school, it's a black hole. but can i tell you something funny anyways? here's lola's group squatting here again. the work on this school, it is never finished girl. it's a catastrophe. and next we are going to see them typing all year (???), i know it. and now the ghosts of the (seniors in english, like final years?) that haunt us always. fuck, but you know the guy over there, he made me almost want to work? (quick interlude, it’s bc he’s retaking the school year) i swear, just the idea that i'm going to retake and you're going to pass the bac, it's so depressing. do you swear that you'll wait for me to be your roommate?
tiff: yeah, nothing has changed. you're always a drama queen.
anais: yeah, but me, madame, i bought a new push-up bra to show off my boobs in
anais: but no! you know your boobs are better than mine. they're twice as big. what's wrong with you?
tiff: stop, that's enough
tiff’s other friend: you've come back! do you have your appendix? my uncle, he kept his kidney stones. i won't judge you. they say the little crystals are very pretty.
tiff’s other friend: nothing!  that's all!!