[rubyfruitjumble-deactivated2016]

Psychic: reads my mind My mind: waelcome to my kitchennnnnn…. We have bananis…… And avocadi

[eatpizzas]

[randomwordgeneratorr]

[teesadutta]

[mylowmilo]

For the record, they were arguing over *whether or not they should get married*. She was pro, he was con, saying that if they loved each other the ring and the marriage certificate were unnecessary, that their love would be the commitment they needed. This was a fight they’d had for weeks. He didn’t just propose to shut her up in a totally unrelated argument…. him proposing was also him saying “you’re right, you won the argument” and that’s why this is cute.

[caden]

[xetl]

the cat is controlling him

[gjsjsifisjdkeoskhqudidbwjsidk-d]

[catchymemes]

[ginger-ale-official]

why don’t any of the wrestling men just bring a glock into the rink

[goolfriend-moving]

[no-chill-at-all]

[watersport5-deactivated20180924]

…

[bugsoftbinbows]

ugly little man

[bitbats]

DO NOT CALL HIM UGLY

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

BABY BOY

good and cute

[the-tiny-dragons-tea-room]

[of-roses-and-stars-deactivated2]

Well hey, that’s fitting.

[matberninger]

[saltrat88]

[killin-the-machine]

These people went from lifting chips to pulling off some action movie shit

[summer-rose-isms]

Chaotic good

[sweetiebutter]

[diarrheaworldstarhiphop]

HE FUCKING GRINDED THE ENTIRETY OF YHE GRANVILLE BRIDGE OFFRAMP

THATS A LONG ASS RAMP

[grownthot]

GOT DAMN

[milknjuice-deactivated20190908]

i’m trying a new thing called activities

[milknjuice-deactivated20190908]

“activities” is where you do different things like play an instrument or plant a garden

[flashfuneral]

tell me more

[milknjuice-deactivated20190908]

i’ve said too much already

[toritheestallion-deactivated201]

me at Olive Garden at 11:02 am staring down the elderly people impatiently waiting outside knowing we should’ve opened 2 minutes ago but my boss is in the back cheating on his wife with the girl who makes the salads and he has the key to unlock the doors

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

Into the Spider-Verse spoilers