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im gonna die ? probably

oh hey whats up

i’m in a perdicament and idk how to spell that word

Predicament?

What happened?

i got caught with a little, no a l o t of “product” on me

Oh shit, need someone to bail you out of anywhere?

nah, it wasn’t like cops or anything but it was my dad so i can’t decide if that’s better or worse

Oh Shit

Good luck

Thank you :) I may die as i said

Please don’t, I don’t want to have to avenge someone when I’m only eighteen

awww you’d avenge me? how soft

I mean, we’re friends, right? And what are friends for if not to avenge you after you’ve been murdered

yeah that’s fair

Thank you, I think

anyways, how are things over where you are

They definitely are

is that bad or good

im gonna die ? probably

if you do, at least make sure it’s like. cool

i can make you a mystery if you want

you’re a real one but also

may die

n o

bury me somewhere nice :)

of course

actually no i want to be swung from the fan at my funeral

we can do both, and possibly a cannon, if you’d like it

CANNON

HELL YEAH

WE’LL SHOOT YOU OUT OF IT

HELL YEAH

DO. DO YOU WANT US TO LET WHOEVER CATCHES SOMETHING GET TO HAVE THE OMINOUS “YOU’RE NEXT”

ABSOLUTELY

FUCK YEAH

PART OF ME WANTS IT TO BE MATT BUT ALSO YOU DON’T DESERVE THAT

if matt dies next then i can annoy him in the afterlife with no consequences

…you’re right. Do It

pros: i can annoy him

cons: he can annoy me

fight him if he tries to

duct tape his dead mouth shut

do you think they have duct tape in the afterlife?

im gonna die ? probably

if you do, at least make sure it’s like. cool

i can make you a mystery if you want

you’re a real one but also

may die

n o

bury me somewhere nice :)

of course

actually no i want to be swung from the fan at my funeral

we can do both, and possibly a cannon, if you’d like it

CANNON

HELL YEAH

WE’LL SHOOT YOU OUT OF IT

HELL YEAH

DO. DO YOU WANT US TO LET WHOEVER CATCHES SOMETHING GET TO HAVE THE OMINOUS “YOU’RE NEXT”

ABSOLUTELY

FUCK YEAH

PART OF ME WANTS IT TO BE MATT BUT ALSO YOU DON’T DESERVE THAT

if matt dies next then i can annoy him in the afterlife with no consequences

…you’re right. Do It

pros: i can annoy him

cons: he can annoy me

im gonna die ? probably

oh hey whats up

i’m in a perdicament and idk how to spell that word

Predicament?

What happened?

i got caught with a little, no a l o t of “product” on me

Oh shit, need someone to bail you out of anywhere?

nah, it wasn’t like cops or anything but it was my dad so i can’t decide if that’s better or worse

Oh Shit

Good luck

Thank you :) I may die as i said

Please don’t, I don’t want to have to avenge someone when I’m only eighteen

awww you’d avenge me? how soft

I mean, we’re friends, right? And what are friends for if not to avenge you after you’ve been murdered

yeah that’s fair

Thank you, I think

anyways, how are things over where you are

#// :))#peter

im gonna die ? probably

if you do, at least make sure it’s like. cool

i can make you a mystery if you want

you’re a real one but also

may die

n o

bury me somewhere nice :)

of course

actually no i want to be swung from the fan at my funeral

we can do both, and possibly a cannon, if you’d like it

CANNON

HELL YEAH

WE’LL SHOOT YOU OUT OF IT

HELL YEAH

DO. DO YOU WANT US TO LET WHOEVER CATCHES SOMETHING GET TO HAVE THE OMINOUS “YOU’RE NEXT”

ABSOLUTELY

FUCK YEAH

PART OF ME WANTS IT TO BE MATT BUT ALSO YOU DON’T DESERVE THAT

if matt dies next then i can annoy him in the afterlife with no consequences

im gonna die ? probably

if you do, at least make sure it’s like. cool

i can make you a mystery if you want

you’re a real one but also

may die

n o

bury me somewhere nice :)

of course

actually no i want to be swung from the fan at my funeral

we can do both, and possibly a cannon, if you’d like it

CANNON

HELL YEAH

WE’LL SHOOT YOU OUT OF IT

HELL YEAH

DO. DO YOU WANT US TO LET WHOEVER CATCHES SOMETHING GET TO HAVE THE OMINOUS “YOU’RE NEXT”

#ivy #//they're adorable i love them

ABSOLUTELY

im gonna die ? probably

oh hey whats up

i’m in a perdicament and idk how to spell that word

Predicament?

What happened?

i got caught with a little, no a l o t of “product” on me

Oh shit, need someone to bail you out of anywhere?

nah, it wasn’t like cops or anything but it was my dad so i can’t decide if that’s better or worse

Oh Shit

Good luck

Thank you :) I may die as i said

Please don’t, I don’t want to have to avenge someone when I’m only eighteen

awww you’d avenge me? how soft

I mean, we’re friends, right? And what are friends for if not to avenge you after you’ve been murdered

#//the difference is if lucas's dad figures out he's selling drugs? he'll tell on him after ( :) )#//jason's dad? probably wouldn't because he doesn't want anyone to know about it #peter

yeah that’s fair

im gonna die ? probably

if you do, at least make sure it’s like. cool

i can make you a mystery if you want

you’re a real one but also

may die

n o

bury me somewhere nice :)

of course

actually no i want to be swung from the fan at my funeral

we can do both, and possibly a cannon, if you’d like it

CANNON

HELL YEAH

WE’LL SHOOT YOU OUT OF IT

#//ivy and peters differences in this have me laughing #ivy

HELL YEAH

im gonna die ? probably

oh hey whats up

i’m in a perdicament and idk how to spell that word

Predicament?

What happened?

i got caught with a little, no a l o t of “product” on me

Oh shit, need someone to bail you out of anywhere?

nah, it wasn’t like cops or anything but it was my dad so i can’t decide if that’s better or worse

Oh Shit

Good luck

Thank you :) I may die as i said

Please don’t, I don’t want to have to avenge someone when I’m only eighteen

#//jason and lucas's dads probs get along #//both of them? have high expectations of their sons and probs beat the shit out of them and im sad bc of my own headcanons oh god #tw abuse #peter

awww you’d avenge me? how soft

im gonna die ? probably

oh hey whats up

i’m in a perdicament and idk how to spell that word

Predicament?

What happened?

i got caught with a little, no a l o t of “product” on me

Oh shit, need someone to bail you out of anywhere?

nah, it wasn’t like cops or anything but it was my dad so i can’t decide if that’s better or worse

Oh Shit

Good luck

#peter #//his dad is uh. yikes #//i would say something but it could potentially be triggering so idk

Thank you :) I may die as i said

im gonna die ? probably

if you do, at least make sure it’s like. cool

i can make you a mystery if you want

you’re a real one but also

may die

n o

bury me somewhere nice :)

of course

actually no i want to be swung from the fan at my funeral

we can do both, and possibly a cannon, if you’d like it

CANNON

im gonna die ? probably

oh hey whats up

i’m in a perdicament and idk how to spell that word

Predicament?

What happened?

i got caught with a little, no a l o t of “product” on me

Oh shit, need someone to bail you out of anywhere?

nah, it wasn’t like cops or anything but it was my dad so i can’t decide if that’s better or worse

#peter

im gonna die ? probably

if you do, at least make sure it’s like. cool

i can make you a mystery if you want

you’re a real one but also

may die

n o

bury me somewhere nice :)

of course

actually no i want to be swung from the fan at my funeral

im gonna die ? probably

if you do, at least make sure it’s like. cool

i can make you a mystery if you want

you’re a real one but also

may die

n o

bury me somewhere nice :)

im gonna die ? probably

oh hey whats up

i’m in a perdicament and idk how to spell that word

Predicament?

What happened?

i got caught with a little, no a l o t of “product” on me

#peter

im gonna die ? probably

if you do, at least make sure it’s like. cool

i can make you a mystery if you want

you’re a real one but also

may die

im gonna die ? probably