hey you!

Um

[shitpostgenerator]

date a vintage cactus who puts ‘these aren’t really randomly generated’ in the dictionary just to fuck with people

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

i didnt realise this was posted by shitpostgenerator and i sat for like 10 minutes trying to work out wht this post meant

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

i did it again

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

guys ur not gonna fuckng believe

[whitegenocidereturns]

oh so you like metal? name 3 blacksmiths

[combatboredom-deactivated201804]

Will, Jaden and Willow. 

[out-there-on-the-maroon]

This post has TWO puns I can’t handle this.

[thenewmetropolitan]

[the-frozen-city]

Gives me life

[hopeful-weirdo]

It’s the bendy bit

[tastefullyoffensive]

(photos by Robdogbird)

[weloveshortvideos]

Her moms face

[theclearlydope]

Yeah not even in her first twenty of shots. 

[benjpierce]

this is literally a real life version of that scene from modern family

[tempus-felis-blog]

So I was watching the Farily Oddparents when…

SPONGEBOB.

WHAT.

YOU.

DOING.

SPONGEBOB WENT TURBO.

[dutchstore]

when the relationship’s still new & u need all the good lighting u can get by Mikaela Long

[weloveshortvideos]

I’m just cookin pizza!

[sweet-bitsy]

# WHERE WOULD THIS HAVE GONE IF HE HADNT SMACKED HIM

[assmanager-deactivated20150830]

do you ever meet someone and you’re like wow I could write a book about you

[publicprivatepartnership]

[givememelove-deactivated2018011]

[alphaxalfa-blog]

When you’re in a horror movie and hear that music

[raychjackson]

“back up two feet” Lmaoooooo😭😭

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

“He has a soundtrack”

I’m fucking weaaaakkkk 😭😭😭😭😭

[sipnsyphe]

lmfao

[robyn-thicc]

Kmsl!!!

[comic-bucky]

[melonboyy]

when u feelin a lil depressed so u go to sleep n have a happy dream about ur gf n she makes u feel better

[zackisontumblr]

this is a wholesome meme

[khanos-deactivated20170219]

[wliiagifs-blog]

[suisicedsquad]

- Total Film, Summer 2016 Magazine

[charlie1bartlett-deactivated201]

Let’s her to find longer pants at first

[suisicedsquad]

length of her pants ≠ her independence