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Imagine Magnus just walking in with the little baby warlock in hand without saying a word and Alec is just there trying to figure out if he’s hallucinating or just going crazy
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mali-koa is an extremely nice girl, she is a great role model, she is making a name for herself, she kicked major ass on the voice, she has a beautiful voice and is extremely talented, she works hard on her music (she moved countries so she could focus more on her music, she’s...
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White people should be banned from adopting transracially.
Kenya has approved an indefinite ban on adoption by foreigners. This needs to spread like wildfire…White people using Black and Brown children as disposable pretentious props has got to stop.
some facts to go with this post:
the young girl who died is called Hana Williams, her adoptive parents were Christians who adopted seven children and raised them with extremely hard punishments based on a Christian child raising book.
Hana died after being denied food and being shut out in the yard as a punishment.
This isn’t just about “white people”, it’s about white Christian Americans. An important distinction to make in this case.
Also important: The Kenyan adoption ban was in response to human trafficking, and not connected to problems in transracial adoption cases.
Fun fact: I Knew You Were Trouble by Taylor Swift was actually about Ellen DeGenerous
and now I’m lying on the cold hard ground.
I won’t believe this until she confirms it (and DEAR LORD I hope she confirms it)
s/o to all the girls with hairy tummies, hairy arms, hairy knuckles, bushy eyebrows, deep set under-eye circles, and hyper-pigmentation of their skin. s/o to girls with “man-hands,” “masculine-framed bodies,” brown eyed, dark skinned, acne scarred bodies, and stretch-mark scarred bodies.
i hope that you love yourself as much as i love you and that someday you meet people who love you as much as you love yourself.
GUYS PLEASE VOTE HERE FOR MALI <3
What if your giving a bj in the shower and he just starts shampooing and conditioning your hair
very polite
how boybands reach fame: okay singing. at least 2 must have kind of cute faces. maybe some instruments.
how girlbands reach fame: perfect voices, choreography, wardrobe, makeup, personalities. and even if they get all that right they still won't be as famous as most boybands because they're too 'slutty' or 'bitchy' or one of them's a little curvier or not as intelligent or not as good of a dancer. but who needs feminism am I right. :)
"support the troops" has become a really bizarre unquestioned thing in america where you can’t say ANYTHING about the military whether it be pointing out that they have no business in half the countries they’re stationed in to the fact that this particular breed of patriotism is used to sell everything from war to professional football
April 13th, 2009 was a Monday.
Those little shits were skipping school to play a videogame.
can you imagine if one of them just decided to go though?
like if john was like “nah, i cant miss this test, seeya guys after school.”
how much everything wouldve changed.
it wasnt until after 4 o’clock that john started he probably did actually go to school before playing sburb what an upstanding young man
stop for just one second.
think about all the people you’ve secretly had a crush on. all the people you’ve found attractive, but never said anything to. every stranger you’ve temporarily fallen in love with on public transportation. all the people you’ve dreamt of and thought of in the early mornings.
and now take a moment to realize that you have been this person for so many people… and you have no idea.
If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.
#wow #fuck is old
However, if something is “old as balls” it’s only about 65 million years old, when placental mammals began to evolve proper testicles.
I love biologists.
when I say I want to read a book ‘soon’ I mean any time between now and the next seven months
More like the next two years lol