JUST A LITTLE UNLUCKY.

LUCA WILDS ; 24 bar tender in new york city.

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imssg: ????

ian: aliens are real

ian: i'm not joking. it's fact at this point

luca: are you drunk again??

luca: where are you??

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constancewilds:

❛ it’s a little bit funny. ❜

he glared at his younger sister. “no, it’s REALLY not.”

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adelaide-grone:

“I would bet my right arm you couldn’t ring that bell.” She said, a small grin plastered on her face, obviously egging him on. “That’s made for real men.”

“well you better get to sawing off your arm little girl.” he smirked, winding up and slamming the hammer down. “a real man huh..” he smirked, hearing the metal ring the bell. “pay up, chicka.”

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ftstcvie:

“ well, let’s see. if we’re betting with money, i have like four dollars and a stick of gum ? so how about instead of money, we bet a funnel cake instead ? you hit it, maybe i’ll buy a funnel cake. if you don’t, you buy me a funnel cake. deal ? “

“you see, i’m catching onto your drift here.. you said maybe you’ll buy me one if i do hit the bell.. so until you say you will buy me one--because we both know i will i’m not agreeing to no such thing.”

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jctristan:

—- “at least this tat would actually be your first that isn’t complete shit,” tristan playfully remarked. “if you let me do it for you.”

“no, fuck off.” he shook his head. “i don’t trust you the slightest.”

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ianfxk:

“five bucks says you hurt yourself.”

“five bucks says the hammer comes flying at you.”

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theveronicaschultz:

“Hilarious,” she seethed. “But do you know what would be even more hilarious? Me kicking you in the shin.”

“woah--no need to get hostile, calm down little mama.”

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jctristan:

—- “fuck off.” tristan couldn’t help the laughter that left his lips. “if i get a big black dick tattooed on my face, you’re getting a big black dick tattooed on your face. i mean we are bro’s after all. you can’t let me go through that alone.”

“oh fuck no mate, no way.” he chuckled. “you’re in this on your own. i’ve got enough tats.”

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adelaide-grone:

“Yes, actually. Beg to me.” At the same time Adelaide grinned. “You know you’ve never done anything nice for me, ever, Luca. It’s about time you start. Buy me a pizza, or something.” She joked.

“pft, i ain’t buyin’ you nothin’ sweet cheeks.”

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theveronicaschultz:

“Oh, you don’t know the half of it.”

“half--like your size?” he chuckled, obviously trying to piss the girl off. 

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“how much do you want to bet that i can ring the bell?” he asked, holding the heavy hammer over his shoulder, waiting for his friend to answer his bet.

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everlydanvers:

“Well, I know that now.”

“want some tylenol?” 

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jctristan:

—- “you don’t trust me enough to tattoo you? i thought i called you out here to have a good time not make me cry.” a small bit of laughter left tristan’s lips. “what if i let you tattoo me? anything you want. ’cause nothing you could possibly do would screw up my god-like features anyways.”

he rolled his eyes playfully at the blonde. “yeah--i’ll tattoo a big black dick on your face, then it’ll change your ‘GOD-LIKE’ features, mate.”