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“Oi!! Mari!! Did you -- did you know that you’re the most b e a u t i f u l girl at this party?? Now, go, go spread your beauty everywhere on everyone!! I’ll see you later.” Lucy winked, tripping over her shoe as she did so, “WHICH way is the bathroom??”
jspotterii :
There was a gap in his mind. One that stretched to a week’s worth of time. He remembered being on the Clock Tower, arguing with Nate, and then the next thing he knew, his wand was pointed to Leon, Lance, and Lucy. He’d been able to break the Imperius Curse, but at what cost? He had woken up mere hours ago, sometime in the dead of night, to a pitch black that was all too familiar, almost comforting. The side of his face had a slight sting where the blow of the Sectumsempra had hit, but it was nothing compared to the aching in his chest. As if a hand had taken ahold of his heart and was squeezing it dry. Nate’s hand. Bile rose to his throat as shame filled his entire being. What a familiar feeling that was. Shame, guilt. He had thought he’d gotten passed this. That he was a better person now. How many times did he have to burn himself before he got it right? Would he ever get it right? What had he said, what had he done during that week? He’d already seen the singed mark in his skin, etched in like it was a tattoo, but having no place among the rest of them.
Good work, Jamie, truly. He didn’t know if it was Nate’s voice mocking him or his own. He couldn’t even begin to tackle all the emotions surging through his heart, all the thoughts running through his head. There was a loud, static noise vibrating through his ears, and he turned his head on the pillow, swallowing thickly. But the regret would not go down so easily. He would have to force it down, he knew, but he didn’t quite have the strength do that yet. The sun was rising, the start of a new day, shining through the curtains, yet James faced away from it. He deserved none of the warmth that a new start had to offer him.
“Let ... me ... go! I’m fine!”
Lucy Weasley would scream the words until they were true if she had to. It wasn’t the first time Lucy had thrashed in her bed, but it was the first they’d allowed her to for a period of time that was extended longer than a few minutes. Screams, shrill and not like the controlled, bossy ones that usually flew from Lucy Weasley’s mouth flung out like bullets and she wouldn’t stop. The pain she felt was far more intense than physical -- it was emotional. As far as they were concerned, she was healed, the scars healed over pretty and pink, but her emotional state more fragile than her finest teacup.
Not that she’d ever ever admit it. Not that she was even aware of it, was she?
No, as Lucy screamed, she tried to get up only finding herself to strapped down muggle style, her wrists strapped down to the sides of the bed. Panic set in as she pulled, pulled, pulled, until she screamed again, “get these bloody things off of me before I fucking choke you with them!” Who she was talking to, she wasn’t quite sure.
Wild and wide eyed, Lucy was her worst nightmare: out of control. It was horrid, but it was better than being calm and remembering the pain. Remembering the curses thrust upon her. Remembering anything. “LET ME OUT!”
RANDOM SENTENCE STARTERS
Following my AUs and Prompts List from a few months back, here is a compilation of my favorite sentence starters for all your writing needs.
Because most of them aren’t mine, credits are at the end.
SHORT
“Marry me.” “Do you want me to leave?” “You are not going without me.” “I can’t believe you!” “I swear it won’t happen again.” “What did you say?” “I’m not jealous.” “You’re jealous, aren’t you?” “We can’t keep doing this.” “Are you sure this is legal?” “Isn’t this amazing?” “I’m going to take care of you, okay?” “Stay the night. Please.” “You can’t die. Please don’t die.” “Run away with me.” “You did WHAT?” “Quit whining.” “Get outta my sight!” “Why are you so annoying?” “Were you ever going to tell me?” “Never in a million years.” “Don’t ask me that…” “I might have had a few shots.” “What’s with the box?” “W- What are you doing?” “Say it!” “I could kiss you right now!” “Are you done with that?” “What’s going on here?” “Stop pinning this on me! You started it!” “It’s your fault we’re in this mess.” “Did you do this on purpose?!” “Kiss me.” “Are you still awake..?” “Excuse you?” “This is all your fault!” “I can’t believe you dragged me into this.” “Don’t give me that look! It wasn’t my fault!” “I shouldn’t be in love with you!” “It’s not fair!” “I could kill you right now!” “Knock it off!” “Screw you!” “You’re a complete moron!” “I love this song!” “I can’t be in love with you!” “Make me.” “Don’t tempt me.” “I hate you.” “You are infuriating!” “Just shut up already.” “That doesn’t even make sense.” “Bite me.” “Eat me.” “Kiss my ass.” “Just admit I’m right.” “Just admit you’re wrong.” “You are being ridiculous!” “That’s irrational.” “Listen to me!” “That’s not what I meant and you know it.” “Don’t yell at me.” “That’s it. End of discussion.” “I don’t believe you.” “You shouldn’t have said that.” “Fuck you!” “Shut your mouth before I shut it for you.” “How dare you?” “I dare you!” “It’s you, it’s always been you.” “Well this is awkward…” “Just pretend to be my date”.
MISCELLANEOUS
“Are you really gonna leave without asking me the question you’ve been dying to ask me?” “The planet is fine. The people are fucked.” “I just did some calculations, and I’ve been able to determine that you’re full of shit.” “You know what I like most about people? Pets.” “Do you ever think if people heard our conversations they’d lock us up?” “What about a compromise? I’ll kill them first, and if it turns out they were friendly, I’ll apologize.” “I don’t hate you.. I just don’t like that you exist.” “Love is the jelly to sunshine’s peanut butter. And if I tell you that I’m in sandwich with you, I’m not just saying it to get in your Ziploc bag.” “Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system.” “Did you really just insult Captain America in front of me?” “Can I touch your boob?” “It’s not that you’re wrong, exactly, you’re just extremely not right.” “You shouldn’t be trusted with small children, should you?” “Give me cake or give me death.” “On a scale from, ’I can sometimes make important phone calls without crying’ to ’I have a stable job with a steady income, a spouse who loves me, a dog, and two kids who are screwed up minimally at worst’, how much of an adult are you?” “You think I’m dumb enough to fall for that stupid move?” “Despite the cliche, it’s not me, it’s you.” “Obviously you can’t tell a woman you just met that you love her, but it sucks that you can’t.” “No, it was my fault for thinking that you might care.” “When you love someone, you just don’t stop. Ever. Even when people roll their eyes or call you crazy… even then. Specially then!” “If you’re not scared, then you’re not taking a chance. If you’re not taking a chance, then what the hell are we doing anyway?” “I think I’ve been holding myself back from falling in love with you all over again.” “What have I told you about the toilet seat?” “I tried to change the duvet and I got stuck inside.” “I vote today to be a pajama day.” “You have to tell me why were committing a felony before we do it. Not that that’s going to stop us, but at least I’ll have all the facts.” “I don’t leave messages. If I wanted to talk to a machine, I’d talk to my VCR.” “I can be flexible. As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I’m totally flexible.” “You know we’re suppose to be together. I knew it the first time I saw you, and you know it, too. I know you do.” “Those things you said yesterday… Did you mean them?” “I’m not going to apologise for this. Not anymore.” “What I hear when I’m being yelled at is people caring loudly at me.” “I am NOT crying, okay?! I’m allergic to jerks!” “This would not happen if I had a penis!” “That’s almost exactly the opposite of what I meant.” “All nighter, you and me. First one to fall sleep buys the other dinner.” “I don’t think I’ve ever played spin the bottle.” “Sorry! I didn’t mean to touch your butt.” “I’m ok, thank you. Just please, stop talking to me.” “To the night you’ll never remember!” “Excuse me, did the 12:15 bus come by already?” “Could I sit here? All the other tables are full.” “Are you meeting someone here? Because.. I think I’m that person.” “You weren’t supposed to laugh! I’m so embarrassed!” “It must be hard with your sense of direction, never being able to find your way to a decent pickup line.” “Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his/her cake hole.” “I’m not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren’t even hot.” “You better take care of that car or I swear I’ll haunt your ass!” “This is the dumbest thing you’ve ever done.“ “It’s a real shame nobody asked for your opinion.” “I could do that, but could doesn’t mean would.” “You cannot fathom the immensity of the fucks I don’t give.” “You’re like, five feet tall. How you gonna reach me, shortie?” “I recognize that you have reached a decision, but given that it is a stupid ass decision I have elected to ignore it” “Do you need me to kill someone for you?” “Look out where you’re going, asshole!” “Fuck the sandwich guy!” “I did not mean for stripping to come out of this.” “The whole street is blocked off. The police won’t tell us anything, but I think there’s been some kind of attack… Maybe a bomb?” “Oh my god, are you okay? I’m calling the police. I think I saw who did this to you.” “I’m weird, you’re weird, we could have weird little babies and live weirdly ever after if it wasn’t for the fact I find you repulsive.” “There is nothing wrong with planning a wedding with a video game character.” “I’m gonna lay down and die for like half hour okay?” “There’s been some real friction in our friend group lately. I suggest an orgy to save our friendships.” “It’s midnight, what do you want?” “I think I know how to use a bed.” “If I wake up in the morning and I’m dead… Wait.” “You are completely unfit to handle a child.” “We have to get out of this place. It is EVIL.” “Don’t you dare throw that snowba-, goddammit!” “When in doubt curl into the fetal position and give up on life.” “It’s not a double date, we’re just third and forth wheeling.”
PREGNANCY
“I have something to tell you…” “I think I’m pregnant.” “I’m pregnant!” “When were you going to tell me that you’re pregnant?” “You’re smart and successful with an adorable belly.” “$50 bucks says it’s a girl/boy.” “Pregnancy suits you…” “Hello little one. We can’t wait to meet you…” “I’ll just be in the bathroom throwing my fucking guts up because our unborn kid wants to be a dick!” “There’s someone I’d like you to meet…” “Shh… He/she’s sleeping..” “I have a special surprise for you. Close your eyes and follow me.” “No, no, no, no, no, we aren’t ready… We aren’t ready for kids yet!” “Oh, gosh, I felt it! I felt a kick!”
FLUFF
“Your hair is so soft…” “You’re so cute when you pout like that!” “Just relax, I’ll wash your hair for you.” “I’m not going to stop poking you until you give me some attention.” “What, does that feel good?” “HA! I found a weak-spot on you, didn’t I?” “Are you wearing my shirt?” “You are ridiculously comfortable…” “I’ve had a rough day and honestly all I want right now is a drink and someone to cuddle with…” “You’re so cute when you’re half asleep like this…” “You’re beautiful, you know that?” “We should get a puppy!”
STARGAZING
“Aren’t they beautiful?” “These stars are nothing compared to the ones I’ve seen in your eyes.” “Shooting star, make a wish.” “It’s actually a comet, but I’ll still make one.” “Imagine if it could always be this way, even in the city.” “Never thought something so beautiful could exist in nature…” “Wouldn’t it be cool to name a star after yourself?” “Y'know, your roof may not be the safest place for us to stargaze.” “This is why you made me drive three hours out into the middle of nowhere?” “Is that a– Wait, no, just an airplane.” “I wouldn’t mind falling asleep out here.
FLIRTY/SUGGESTIVE/SEXUAL
“Did you just… finish?” “They always make shower sex sound so appealing, but honestly, this is getting dangerous.” “I’m not actually feeling anything.” “Are you getting any closer?” “Why do they make this look so easy in all those porn movies?! This hurts like fuck!” “Did something just happen? You’re not turned on anymore.” “Shit sorry, am I going too fast?” “Wow, you’re hot.” “Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?” “Hey, I’m open minded.” “Keep sweet-talking and this could go a whole new direction.” “I think it’s about time we stop avoiding the obvious.” “I’m gonna be honest with you. I’m really horny, and you’re really hot. Can we fuck? Like, now?” “I see someone’s happy to see me.” “I saw that. You just checked me out.” “You know, when this is over, we should really have angry sex.” “Take off your clothes.” “Tell all those other guys/girls you don’t need them ‘cause you got me.” “Don’t give me that face, it’s so cute I might not be able to hold back.” “Boobs are really just squishy pillows.” “If you don’t get turned on by having your neck kissed somethings wrong with you.” “Blasphemy! Sex solves everything.” “I platonically want to have sex with you. No big deal.”
TEXTS
[text]: What do you want now? [text]: Do you want to bet on that? [text]: Guess who just got back in town. [text]: So I might be in a hospital right now… [text]: We can’t keep doing this anymore! [text]: Come on, come to the party! [text]: Can you pick me up from the bar? Too drunk to drive. [text]: You have no clue how I feel so shut up. [text]: I call bullshit. [text]: You thought you could get away with that, didn’t you? [text] I gave up great shower sex to be here so don’t say I never did anything for our friendship. [text] Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness. [text] Also, my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall. [text] Who says no to sex and donuts?! [text] I know what you did last summer…
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baptistevxrane :
“Lucy Weasley, my eyes are none of your concern,” Baptiste intoned with a faint teasing lilt. “That mug, however…”
“Your eyes will be my concern, Baptiste Maximilien Evrard Verane when I hold them in hands after tearing them out of their sockets,” she spat, grabbing the book nearest to her and it throwing at him. “That’s a bloody TEACUP, not a fucking mug you fucking idiot and you broke it! And now you’re teasing me? Aren’t you dead inside or something, I didn’t even know you had the capability, Rowena.”
mollsweez :
Tears welled up in her eyes as soon the glass shattered at her feet. It was her favorite teacup and she broke it. “I’m so sorry. I’m sorry.” Molly stooped, gingerly picking up each bigger piece in hopes that she could somehow stick them all back together. “Lu, I’m so sorry. I’ll get a new one!! I’ll get a new one somehow.”
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, if only she had opened her eyes -- she would’ve seen it was Molly. Now, it’s not that Lucy hadn’t yelled at her sister before, but after not being able to find her, she felt beyond relieved. That was, until in front of her was the sight of Molly crying. The teacup was nearly forgotten as she walked over to her sister, bending down and lightly grabbing her arms, staring her sister in the face. “Molly? Moll? It’s perfectly alright,” she started in the softest of tones, only reserved for times of crisis, for times when Lucy Weasley was shocked & scared out of her wits. “But what’s wrong with you? Please, what’s wrong with you, Molly? I’m here, alright? Just let me know what’s going on, yeah?”
gryffinate :
He really was having an unlucky week when it came to Weasley women. Nate sighed, schooling his features into one of sheepish remorse, “To be fair, it’s probably been broken plenty of times before–the wonders of having magic, right?” But honestly, in his opinion, the cup wasn’t anything to write home about anyway. He pulled out his wand and one quick reparo later, the cup seemed to be back to normal. “No harm done, eh?”
“You think insulting my teacup is fair? First of all, no, it hasn’t been broken plenty of times before why do you think I’m reacting this way in the first place, really, Nathaniel Tuft, you’d think there’s some brains in there, but I’m mistaken,” Lucy scoffed, rolling her eyes thinking about what an idiot Nate was being in that moment before she felt the rage once again envelop her about her teacup. “New feeling, doesn’t happen often, and I don’t like it very much,” just because it was put back together with magic, didn’t mean it was the same. In fact, it would never be the same again. “Can I ask you a question? You a pureblood?”
lukeavery :
“Lucy, do you ever get your tongue tied on names? Just curious because mine’s a mouthful yet you say it even smoother than my mother does. And you also use it more frequently, fyi.” He went strictly by ‘Luke’ because Luciano just sounded so weird and didn’t fit him. “But I’m not arguing with you. We’re totally as Ravenclaw as they get, but the knocker beats us at what’s supposed to be our own game. It’s not very practical, when you think about it.” Because if they were meant to be original, then they ought to be able to use more than one answer instead of being kept inside of a box, Luke would think. “Amma insists that I not worry about her, but of course I still do anyway. Same with Cassia, but at least I can feel a bit better, knowing that they are normally together.” They were in the same House, after all, and Cassia tended to keep close to Amma’s side if she could. “Have you tried asking your family?” There were a lot of them hanging about, after all. Surely at least one of them knew of Molly’s whereabouts. “I do hope you hear from her soon though.” When people were dying in the castle, it was enough to strike fear into someone’s heart when someone wasn’t accounted for. Glancing back to the knocker, all he could do was give a helpless shrug. “Pretty sure they’re serious considering they’ve done it this way for years. You’d think they’d run out of riddles eventually.”
Or at least start handing out easier ones. When none of Lucy’s answers worked, Luke struggled to come up with some of his own. “Um, sure? Let’s see…pizza? It also said something about ‘change?’ I’ve been trying to figure it out for a minute so I’ve forgotten some of it…uh, babies? No…you can’t really buy babies…”
She couldn’t help but feel a rush of pride then -- Lucy loved being good at things, no matter how small. “Well, there’s your answer, I use yours so much I no longer get tongue tied. But I could tell you my secret on not getting tongue tied.” Of course, she wanted to ask more about his mother, more about the inner workings of what was going on in Luke Avery’s mind, but he’d made it clear that he didn’t want anyone prying ( not that that had stopped her before ). “You know better than to argue with me, and it’s not at all. I also don’t like the idea that it’s beat us at our own game, but you’ve got a point.” Lucy kicked the door then, huffing when nothing came of it. “See, the problem is, Molly is smarter than me. She’s much more clever. It doesn’t matter how much I look, if she doesn’t want me to find her, I won’t. Molly is just brilliant, and she sure is hard to pin down.” Maybe that was why she tried so damn hard, to make up for the fact that she just wasn’t brilliant like Molly, that she wasn’t savvy like her either. There was no jealousy or bad blood, they were just different people and that was okay. It wasn’t a bad thing, because she was proud to work hard for things -- it was just grossly inconvenient in this situation. “My other family, well, I don’t think they’d tell me. Thank you though, Luke. Really.” Lucy’s face softened then, even if she wasn’t looking over at him, she was grateful. At least there was someone to listen to her babble -- it was better than having it stew in her head. “Run out of riddles? How else would they torture us?”
In her pacing, she started to laugh when she heard Luke answer with ‘babies’. “Wait, what, say that again, it also said something about ‘change’? Do you at all remember the full riddle?”
Text: Open
Jiaying: Why
Jiaying: Is urs drunk too???
Jiaying: I'll look for her if you look for mine??
Lucy: That's the thing, I don't think she is.
Lucy: Odd, I know. But I'll look out for yours, yours for mine.
Lucy: Easy deal.
baptistevxrane :
“It’s a mug. You’ll get over it.”
A series of scoffs came out of Lucy’s mouth then. How dare he call her teacup a mug, e s p e c i a l l y after breaking it. How dare he. “A mug? A -- a mug!? I’m sorry, when did you last get your eyes checked, Verane?”
“I’m sorry, that almost almost sounded like my antique Noritake teacup made of fine bone China got BROKEN, even though it’s all the way from Japan and survived World War Two and all. But that couldn’t be it, right? Right?”
⊰ lucy weasley -- moodboard 1/ ?? -- outward ⊱
❝ Her VOICE left a flavor of honey and gunpowder on the air. ❞
lukeavery :
“It’s rather taxing, isn’t it? We’re the house of the cleverness, yes, but people also forget about the creativity and originality bit where we fall in. So we’re left trying to scrape by among all the witty people.” When Lucy asked of her sister, Luke shook his head. “Sorry, can’t say I’ve seen her. I had imagined she was at the party. That’s where I assume Amma is, at any rate. Are you worried about her?” If she was, they could always go look for her. Luke didn’t mind tagging along. He honestly would appreciate the company. Letting out a grin at their presented possibilities, he turned to her with a gleam in his eyes. “I don’t know about you, but I figure we should just put our heads together first.” He wasn’t a quitter, but he wasn’t a leader, either. “So, we have to figure out what can be smelled, bought, and delivered. You got anything? All I could think of was flowers and that didn’t get me anywhere.”
“Well, I don’t like to think that we aren’t witty we’re just a different sort of witty they’re not. Which, fine, yes, that is original, I s’pose, but still. We do better than just scrape by, Luciano Octavio Avery, we are the part of what makes Ravenclaw c o l o r f u l. We make it whole.” Talking, Lucy was doing just so much talking, nervously at that and she knew it. It made her feel frazzled, she felt as if she had just downed about 10 expressos. Still, she stood tall, crossed her arms inspecting the damn knocker in all it’s confusing glory. “It’s alright, not your fault. I’ve been fizzing about everywhere, and yes I am worried about her. I’m sure you can relate having two sisters yourself.” Though, Lucy didn’t point out more, that he could relate because this was war and a missing sister could mean a dead one. At any rate, Lucy wasn’t going to think like that, Molly was just hiding -- she had always been much more clever. “Alright, heads together first -- but, you’ll have to put up with my ... -- process, you know.” After she heard him spell out the riddle, Lucy came to a total blank and could only give Luke a look of annoyed confusion. “Are they serious with this?”
“Merlin! A call girl! A candle! A scented letter! Perfume! Maybe if we just give about a 100 answers we’ll get a better chance? Just keep yelling at it with me, yeah?” Lucy raised her voice slightly, “Doughnuts! Ugh,” she ended, stamping her foot, starting to pace.
Lucy 📩 Queen Molly Long May She Reign👑
Molly: No the queens.
Molly: I drink the alcohol, the alcohol go in blood stream, WOO DRUNK, bb sister.
Molly: THEN I CAM IN AFTER WARDS
Molly: I love you
Lucy: I love you too!!!!!! But I don't believe youuuu.
Lucy: How about you do a shot in front of me? I'll even do one in front of you!
Lucy: We'll have a smashing time, sissy 😘
Lucy 📩 Queen Molly Long May She Reign👑
Molly: inmmn my drm
Molly: SUUUUUPERRER drnk rnnn
Molly: where are youoouuu
Lucy: Your dorm?
Lucy: How did you get drunk?
Lucy: I was JUST in your dorm.
