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EMILY VASILLY. independent original character, written by daisy. est 04/04/17. eighteen plus, nsfw + triggering content may occur. please read all pages. var fhs = document.createElement('script');var fhs_id = "5466843"; var ref = (''+document.referrer+'');var pn = window.location;var w_h = window.screen.width + " x " + window.screen.height; fhs.src = "//s1.freehostedscripts.net/ocounter.php?site="+fhs_id+"&e1=&e2=&r="+ref+"&wh="+w_h+"&a=1&pn="+pn+""; document.head.appendChild(fhs);document.write("");

[lucidaughter-blog]

  HEY THERE! have you ever met single mum? YES? well then, have you ever met a member of russian mafia? YES? well.. er, okay.. okay -- have you ever met both combined? a single mother who was born into the russian mafia? NO?! well. here’s your chance! emily vasilly is serene, a doting mother and knows how to bludgeon a man to death in three hits of a frying pan. no, she’s never handled a horses head ( that’s something they leave to the russians ) but yes, she has thrown a molotov cocktail. if you don’t owe her family money, feel free to give this post a like or a reblog!

[arnbrosiaarchive]

you snorted coke off my tits and fucked me in the bathroom at a party last weekend and here I am … sitting in the front row of your classroom on the first day of your course …

[brownians-blog]

[v-ixie]

[jai-pas-sommeil]

God Help the Girl (2014)

“If I could have a second skin I’d probably dress up in you”

[pixotri]

[lucidaughter-blog]

@volatileson.

[lucidaughter-blog]

volatileson replied to your photo ““ parenting is not for sissies, you have to sacrifice things and grow...”

THIS IS E VERYTHING

a thing for my boo <3 

[lucidaughter-blog]

“ parenting is not for sissies, you have to sacrifice things and grow up. “ 

independent original characters, emily vasilly and tomas petrov, members of the russian mafia and young parents, written by daisy and jaimee respectively.

[winemom-culture]

Who needs to lift weights just find a small child

[pinkwinged-deactivated20230125]

[theoldtimemoan]

Irma Davis & son

[fionagoddess]

Emily Browning photographed by Michael Buckner for Deadline.

[justbrowning]

[beautiful-citadel]

[antagxnized1-deactivated2023071]

THOSE FOREHEAD TOUCHES WHERE THE PERSON GRABS THE BACK OF YOUR NECK TO ANCHOR YOU IN PLACE ARE SO IMPORTANT.

[lucidaughter-blog]

“The dog looked so lonely.. So I took it home.”

* a little too drunk !

    “ you should… you should take that dog back. “ em had been complaining about how much she wanted one but.. she couldn’t stand the mental image of some kids waking up one morning, running into the garden but finding their beloved spot gone, “ tom. seriousl – what the.. how much have you drunk? give the dog to me and drink some water. “ her eyes roll — one hand resting ontop of her ever-growing bump, the other held out for the lead, “ now! “ — @volatileson.

[rpstarterss]

A Little Too Drunk Starters:

“Oh, HELL no! Not in MY bed!”

“We watched some horror movie.. I think it’s called, ‘the Teletubbies..’?”

“Pants are just an illusion.”

“Shut the fuck up a pikachu onesie does so suit me.”

“Hey, man, I hate to tell you this, but I think your dog’s cheating on you..”

“Hey, the cat crashed your car.”

“I thought today was your birthday, so I rented a bouncy house, but then I remembered it isn’t, so now we have a bouncy house.”

“It’s not a mattress, it’s my kingdom and you are encroaching on it.”

“[NAME]’s a VIP at that one strip club….. What’s it called again… ‘Golden Corral’?”

“I’m bleeding?!”

“I have to tell you a secret…”

“You think it’s important that I lost my shirt?! You think it’s important?! I’LL TELL YOU WHAT’S IMPORTANT!!! CALLIOU CAN’T FUCKIN’ TIE HIS SHOES!!!”

“I need at least seven sweet and sour sauces or I’m fucked.”

“I was pretending to be a ninja and the blade of the knife just flew right off and broke the window.”

“Look, man, I didn’t mean to pee on you.”

“Thanks for letting me room with you… By the way, vodka makes me gassy.”  

“You want to go to Taco Bell?”

“I lost [NAME]. Have you seen them?”

“Wow, you look so much better when I’m drunk. You should try it more often.”

“I CAN’T SLEEP WITHOUT A LULLABY!!”

“Hello, 911? Are you still awake?”

“Jesus told me to do it.”

“I’m really sorry I’m so creepy everybody…”

“This is awful. I am inventing electricity, and you look like an asshole.”

“How many nutrients do you think there are in dog biscuits? I already ate, like five.”

“HOLY SHIT HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET SO TALL? WHAT THE FUCK?”

“Hamsters have feelings, too..”

“Who convinced me to come here?”

“The dog looked so lonely.. So I took it home.”

“I’LL PROTECT YOU! I’M BATMAN!”

“Look at all this snow. Imagine if it was sand, but still cold. No wait, warm snow. Man, that’d be cool..”

“You’re not very hot, but maybe after another beer or two..”