luc

[the-world-go-crazy2025]

in an official document released by trump.

[slitxbagzz]

yo so this is terrifying! let this be a reminder that if yall know me irl, I was never trans. I have always been a dude.

[strawberry-offical]

im not trans but im spreading this everywhere

this is fucking insane.

[jesus-vegetable-offical]

Hey so tbjs is not getting enough reblogs

Trans people please stay safe I love you

[castironwaffleiron]

what the actual fuck

@isuggestrevolution

[holy-roman-empire-official]

Una matina mi sono alzato

E ho trovato l'invasor.

Woke up one morning, and there were soldiers

The invasion had begun.

[laciffo-natas]

I'm sorry wait what the FUCK

[snail-offical]

I’ve decided I’m gonna start drawing other officals as snails and sending it to them in asks

just randomly when I’m bored

[lucifer-offical]

heyyyyy diva

wanna get in my van??? I have candy

and phones

and all of your dreams….

...

@temu-offical babe someones tryna kidnap me I think we need to up our game

[catchymemes]

[toruandmidori]

[satan-offical]

have you seen the show Lucifer? l

I refuse to watch such an inaccurate series about my amazing friend Luci

[burning-britain-official]

What's he like?

[satan-offical]

SHE is really nice, very fashionable. Very into women, and she lives on the third floor of our apartment (shared with all the sins)

She stays up late and sleeps in late. It's. Annoying.

[lucifer-offical]

I mean other than the pronouns thats almost completely accurate

[satan-offical]

Are you the officalverse Lucifer or the Satanverse lucifer

Cause my Luci is a she/they

[lucifer-offical]

I dunno my friends call me lucifer so now i’m here

And i use they/them but i used to use she/they

[satan-offical]

have you seen the show Lucifer? l

I refuse to watch such an inaccurate series about my amazing friend Luci

[burning-britain-official]

What's he like?

[satan-offical]

SHE is really nice, very fashionable. Very into women, and she lives on the third floor of our apartment (shared with all the sins)

She stays up late and sleeps in late. It's. Annoying.

[lucifer-offical]

I mean other than the pronouns thats almost completely accurate

[homunculus-argument]

Do small yappy dogs tire out their vocal chords by barking all the time or is that just the sound that they make involuntarily when they breathe.

[vox-offical]

DEAR PEOPLE OF HELL

It's me; Vox! I realized I hadn't actually made an account for myself on this Hellsite yet and thought that you would probably be much happier if I was here- so here I am! You're welcome!

(obligatory officals tagging under the cut)

@satan-offical, @god-offical, @radio-demon-offical @lucifer-offical @no-one-offical @homosexuality-offical @man-offical @leviathan-offical @shoe-offical @garlic-bread-offical @not-offical-offical @gaslight-offical @iron-offical @jeff-offical @france-offical @journalism-offical @john-doe-offical @da-police-offical @femboy-the-dog-offical @femboy-offical @the-one-offical @therapist-offical @the-moon-offical @the-apple-offical @adhd-offical @de-activated-offical @death-offical @joseph-stalin-offical @lame-guy-offical @an-australian-offical @aroace-offical @bra1n-offical @boy-offical @breadcrumb-offical @business-man-offical @commercial-break-offical @cringysparklecat-offical @crackships-offical @cool-guy-offical @chickfila-official @duck-from-hell-official @duck-from-heaven-official @evilpineapple-offical @evil-neutral-offical @fanta-offical @garlic-bread-cult-offical

[lucifer-offical]

@mer-acle I CAN BE ASSOCIATED WITH THE DUCK GUY I JUST REALISED THIS

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[diane-nguyen-watches-cartoons-d]

reblog if your tumblr is more popular than the Metaverse

[only-a-kid-but-hard-to-scare]

I always get a little offended when people say I'm going to hell for being bisexual, as if I'm not going to hell for the actual crimes I've committed. Give me some credit, please; i earned that place in hell fair and square

[only-a-kid-but-hard-to-scare]

Like okay, fine, maybe I'm going to hell for kissing girls, but i hope I'm first and foremost going to hell for aiding and abetting criminal exploits

[lucifer-offical]

I mean i would say your not coming to hell just for being bi

but you did earn that spot fair and square

[only-a-kid-but-hard-to-scare]

Tu es parle français?

- @lucifer-offical

Non

[lucifer-offical]

Mais tu es français?

[only-a-kid-but-hard-to-scare]

Oui. I'm also a life-long liar :)

For the bit ofc

[lucifer-offical]

-_-

[only-a-kid-but-hard-to-scare]

Tu es parle français?

- @lucifer-offical

Non

[lucifer-offical]

Mais tu es français?

[only-a-kid-but-hard-to-scare]

OUI OUI BAGUETTE

- @lucifer-offical

My thoughts exactly

[lucifer-offical]

Tu l’as fait

[only-a-kid-but-hard-to-scare]

Quoi?

[lucifer-offical]

It means ‘you did’

Because you spoke french in dms with me just now

[only-a-kid-but-hard-to-scare]

OUI OUI BAGUETTE

- @lucifer-offical

My thoughts exactly

[lucifer-offical]

Tu l’as fait

[avhira]

In honor of the 666th Silly Game Time: WRONG ANSWERS ONLY! Lucifer, Satan, the Devil ... Why was that guy *really* cast out of Heaven?

Lucifer and Satan are two different beings in several depictions..... So.. depends.

But for the sake of the game.

Lucifer fell because he was really annoying. Wouldn't shut up about his special interests.

[lucifer-offical]

OKAY WELL SHUSH

[fangirlmenace]

In honor of the 666th Silly Game Time: WRONG ANSWERS ONLY! Lucifer, Satan, the Devil ... Why was that guy *really* cast out of Heaven?

Cuz he was a sassy jerk and God didn't like him

[lucifer-offical]

HEY