$LAYYYTER
untitled
macklin celebrini has autism
Doug Jones
Noah Kahan
The Bowery Presents
occasionally subtle
Cosmic Funnies
Discoholic 🪩
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Monterey Bay Aquarium
No title available
hello vonnie
Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
Interview Vampire Daily
RMH
Xuebing Du
The Stonewall Inn
noise dept.
Andulka
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Türkiye
seen from Netherlands
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Indonesia
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Myanmar (Burma)
seen from Canada
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from Argentina
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Vietnam
seen from United States
@lucifers-lap-warmer
i know it's not fic related but i didnt play obey me for a while.. can someone tell me what did they do with the timeline thing? i mean when MC went to another dimension with barbatos powers etc ;; did the MC stay in the other dimension?
Beel: I just calculated. Beel: I am 100 kilos. Beel: And I just ate 800 grams of ravioli. Beel: Like a whole can. Beel: That means I'm 0,8% ravioli. Belphie: . . . Belphie: It's 4am what the fuck
Can I pleaaaase request the brothers' (+ Solomon's 😉) ideal dates? huhu tyyy?!
ILY, hope u like it bby!
SFW - BROTHERS (+SOLOMON) IDEAL DATES.
Lucifer:
He would probably take you to some luxury and fancy restaurant, like Ristorante Six.
And he’s going to pay everything. Gentleman’s things.
Sometimes he could take you to the human world as well, since he's the only one who can.
He would like to know more about you and your originis, how your life was before devildom, and talk about you about human history.
Mammon:
He would eat something cheap with you at Hell’s Kitchen, then go shopping (stealing)
He’s going to blush all the time, for literally nothing,
“Be GrAtEfUl ThAt YoU’rE oN a DaTe WiTh ThE gReAt MaMmOn.”
Please give him some attentions, he’s starving. please.
Levi:
He most likely hasn’t never been on a date before, you know, dating is for normies. And he never liked anyone other than ruri-chan anyway.
There are a few potential places he might take you: the library, the arcade, his room to play games.
He would like to hold your hand but he is too shy to do it, so, do it yourself!
Asmo:
He’s going to take you to the shopping center.
Buys a LOT of clothes for both of you and some sexy lingerie
He never misses a chance to touch you and kiss you.
“Wanna come to my room later?”
Satan:
Bookstore!!!
Would buy something to drink first, so you can take it with you.
If he buys a book, he’ll ask you if you want to read it with him in his room later.
You will rest your head on his chest as he reads, noticing that he sometimes stares at you.
Beel:
We all know that he just want to eat.
Maybe he will take you to some demon-food all you can eat?
And you’re going to stay here for hours.
Very sweet too, he’ll ask often if you’re bored or if you need something.
Some cuddles and other food when u get home!
Belphie:
He’ll love to go to a spa with you.
His brothers would probably want to kill him.
Okay the boy maybe is dirty minded but he really wants to enjoy the hot springs with you, resting his head on your shoulder in the warmth of the water.
Will fall asleep but so do you!
Solomon:
Would take you to an antique store.
He would look for valuable things and magic objects with you.
If a demon would try to approach you, he would to be like “bitch, first of all, we have a pact.”
After the date, he would receive a lot of questions from Asmodeus.
Asmo in fact only wants to know if you two had sex.
The true zodiac signs of the brothers should be:
Lucifer: aries
Mammon: sagittarius
Levi: cancer
Asmo: scorpio
Satan: virgo
Beel: libra
Belphie: gemini (and it is)
and u can fight me on that
hello sir
Satan: i might be a dumb blonde with low self esteem and a dysfunctional family
MC: but..?
Satan: that’s it.
“C’mere, you can sit on my lap until i’m done working.” with Lucifer obviously, please 👀👀👀
hope you like it!
NSFW, LUCIFER x READER
That Lucifer is one of the busiest people in the world is nothing new; you were accustomed to this, even if sometimes you just wished more time for you two.
The lessons at RAD have just ended, so you decided to spend some time in Lucifer’s office: he was, obviously, busy with all of his work and Diavolo’s requests. Disappointed but not surprised, you guess. But you know that it isn’t his fault, he didn’t have a choice.. and you respected him.
“Do you need help with something?”
You asked, knowing that he would never let anyone else do his job; not that you can do it, anyways, but just talk to him was something.
He finally looked at you, placing some documents on the desk, while with one hand patted on his legs.
“C’mere, you can sit on my lap until i’m done working.”
There was no malice in his words, he just really wanted you to be closer to him. And you do so, feeling the warmth of his body behing your back. After a few minutes of you asking what he was doing and reading out loud the content of the documents, you heard him sighin’.
“You never shut up, do yo?”He asked, admitting to himself that this part of you is one of his favorite, too.
“Don’t be so boring, old man!”You giggled, there was fun in your voice, a little of tease too, and that “old man” did not gone unnoticed.
“Turn around.”It sounded like an order, and you obeyed, facing him. Was he mad? You didn’t think so, you had always that attitude towards him; it was kinda your way of showing affection.
He kissed you, softly at first, but then he was pushing his tongue between your lips and you opened for him. His kiss was slow, languid, and without even noticing you found yourself pressing your breasts against his chest, craving for more.
He spread his legs, and you moved forward, sliding you body along one of his thighs. The fact that you were wearing a skirt was not helping, as your panties were in direct contact with his pants, and you moaned at the feeling.
A devilish grin adorned his face, “What was that pretty noise for, little one?”, he asked, as he starts to move your core along his thigh, removing his hands from your breasts for holding your hips tight.
“Oh god, Lucifer. “ When you started to moan more his lips crashed into yours, swallowing all of your noise. “Don’t be so loud, we’re still at school. Or maybe you want everyone to know that you’re a little slut for this old man?”
Your cheeks turned red, not capable to look at him in the eyes for how much that single phrase embarassed you. Fuck you, Lucifer.
Your head fell against his neck, and you tightly grip his shoulders, biting his flesh hard to stay quiet as your orgasm consumed you.
“I’m not even done with you, looking like this while i haven’t fucked you yet, how naughty you are?” A devilish smile appeared on his face, while a finger caressed the spot of his trousers that was wet because of you. “You need a punishment for this. “
mammon: mc, let's bang
mc:
other bros:
mammon: no wait, i mean hang
mammon: no i don't
AAAA
yes? 👉👈
mammon, holding baby satan: lucifer, the baby is crying!
lucifer: it's not my fault he understands life so young.
lucifer 👏🏻 and 👏🏻 satan 👏🏻 with 👏🏻 pillow 👏🏻 princess 👏🏻 MC 👏🏻 headcanons 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 pretty please? 🥺❤️
aaa sure, hope u like it bby! ♡
NSFW HEADCANONS - LUCIFER AND SATAN WITH A PILLOW PRINCESS.
LUCIFER:
He’s kinda the best partner for a submissive pillow princess; he likes to be the one who dominate in bed.
Let you lie down and fuck you senseless is a pleasure for both of you.
This man is surely into bdsm, if you want to do nothing then it’s not a problem to do nothing handcuffed at the bed, right?
Would “ask” you for blowjobs, but if you completely refuse to do them, then he’s not gonna to insist; he doesn’t want to make you uncomfortable.
Probably Mammon is not the only one to get whipped.
SATAN:
Satan can be a dom too, but he enjoys a girl who can.. make the first move.
And if you refuse to make it, he’s definitively going to make you understand.
Will give you pleasure, eating you out, giving you feelings never felt before, just to edging you and refusing to touch you more. “You know what you have to do if you want to come.” “Now, will you be a good girl and make me proud?”
So, you may not appreciate to start certain things, but he will show you that it was worth the effort.
If you’re not into edging and bratting he can use a softer approach.
OMG yeet can u pls do mammon + "i'll die without you." from the prompt list TYY ;;;
It’s a little fluffy and aa i hope u like it ,_,
prompts here
SFW MAMMON “I’ll die without you.”
An entire summer has passed: your life in the human world goes by as usual and the devildom now seems like a distant memory, more like a fairytale you can only remember with a smile. It’s your first day or school, you’re a little embarassed ‘cause last year you just disappeared and people will surely ask you why, and why you didn’t get in touch with anyone meanwhile.
A sigh leaves your mouth while you walk to school, enthusiasm does not seem to appear, and the only thing you can think of is how bad you want to return to those seven morons and spend another year, and maybe much more, with them.
“Where ya think ya goin’?”
You hear this familiar voice behind your back, and you froze for a moment: this has to be your imagination, melancholy was playing tricks on you, right?
“Are ya ignoring The Great Mammon?”
Tears begin to fall down your cheeks as you turn around and finally look at him, standing here with his bossy attidute, smiling at you like he didn’t even realize what your emotions are right now. Were you mad? Kinda, but also insanely happy.
“You.. I waited this for three months. I missed you so fucking much. “
And as you say that, you punch his chest before pulling him closer for a hug. His face turns red as he returns the embrace.
“Of course ya missed me, how can ya pretend to live without me?”
Here he was, the usual avatar of greed acting like he’s the best demon of the universe and the only one who you should live for. Was he wrong, tho? You really missed him the most.
And then, after endless seconds, you look at him more closely: he’s in his uniform, did he skip school for you?
“Mammon, by the way.. why are you here?”
He pulls his face close to yours, narrowing his eyes as he points a finger at you.
“Why do ya think i’m here? You’re going to the wrong place, The Great Mammon is here to get ya ass back to school. I walked through all eight layers of Devildom for ya, so be grateful.”
Your eyes open wide and look at him in disbelief, are you going back home? ‘Cause, well, for you the demon brothers really became your family - and maybe one of them has a special soft spot in your hear.
“Is everyone okay with that? I don’t really want to create problems.. “
You say with a sigh, looking in his eyes with hope, as you mentally prayed that there were actually no problems. “They have to be okay with that. “ He looks at you with an unexpected seriousness “ Cuz since ya left our..- my life it’s not the same, i’m bored as hell and ya know i .. think i’ll die without ur ugly ass around. “
Mammon: Five little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and...
Lucifer: Was diagnosed with mesothelioma.
Mammon, still singing: Mamma called the doctor, and the doctor said~
Lucifer: You might be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved on dies.
Can you do some nsfw stuff with Mammon? Like literally anything? I’m thirsty for my greedy boi 😩
Here they are!
NSFW HEADCANONS - MAMMON
We all know that Mammon never seems able to shut up, that boy really loves talking.. and nothing change when it comes to sex! He would tell you what The Great Mammon is going to do to you, that you are the luckiest girl alive, and how much he enjoys fuck or be fucked by you.
Has an obvious praise kink, tell him that you never felt so good while he’s eating you out, and you will see how much effort he will put to make you a moaning mess.
As Avatar of Greed he’s possessive as fuck. He enjoys marking you, and he will definitively give you a lot of love bites just to show others that you are his alone. Be ready to have your neck covered in hickeys.
He likes to be dominated a lot but he will never admit it: if you take the control of the situation, he’s going to tell you that it’s only because you have a pact with him and he can’t refuse. The truth: he can be a huge bottom and he enjoys when you ride him and put a hand around his throat.
psst are u accepting prompt requests right now owo
yess, any request is super welcome
Angst/Fluff Prompt List Part 3
It’s getting harder to make these lol. Either way, here we are with a part 3!! (Please do not steal/repost the list, thank you <3)
“How could you do this to me?”
“I don’t think so.”
“Not this time!”
“I never want to see you again.”
It’s only 2 A.M..”
“Wanna bet?”
“I can’t do this without you.”
“You’re lying!”
“I hate you.”
“Don’t you dare touch _______!”
“I know you and this isn’t you.”
“You know me better than that.”
“I thought I could trust you.”
“Get your hands off of me!”
“You betrayed my trust.”
“Get out!”
“I don’t need you.”
“Maybe I’m better off alone.”
“You don’t get to tell me what to do.”
“I’ll die without you.”
“I never loved you.”
“I don’t care if you live or die.”
“Get away from me.”
“I’m not gonna make it.”
“I’m not ready to say goodbye.”
“Please don’t go.”
“Are you sure about this?”
“You’re being dramatic.”
“Carry me.”
“Where are you?”
“I missed you.”
“I’d rather be here.”
“Don’t you ever change.”
“I’ll go with you.”
“Have you ever heard of personal space?”
“Never stop smiling.”
“Do not tempt me.”
“They can’t hurt you anymore.”
“I need a place to stay.”
“Do you need that much candy?”
“Sorry I’m late.”
“Here take my sweater.”
“We need to talk.”
“Hold still.”
“Why aren’t you afraid of me?”
“You came for me.”
“This place is creepy.”
“Don’t sell yourself short.”
“I’m proud of you.”
“I made a mistake.”
“No one is perfect.”
“What about me?”
“I’m crazy about you.”
“I’m so glad that I met you.”
“You broke it.”
“I did it to protect you.”
“Stop staring at me.”
“This is definitely going on Snapchat.”
“You shouldn’t do that.”
“Don’t worry about it.”
“We’re stuck in here.”
“At least I’m with you.”
“What are you doing this weekend?”
“Stop it.”
“I was worried about you.”
“Oh boy…”
“I didn’t do it on purpose.”
“It’s called Netflix and chill for a reason.”
“You can do this.”
“I’ll fix it.”
“Do I have to ask you again?”
“You play by my rules, got it?”
“That was an order.”
“You’re not funny.”
“That’s just adorable.”
“You look awful.”
“What happened last night?”
“Why am I not shocked?”
Sure. Why not?”
“This isn’t my idea of a good time.”
“Here’s my number, call me some time.”
“Do you have a problem with me?”
“I’m asking you not to do this.”
“Don’t tell me to shut up.”
“You’re so wrong.”
“Don’t say that.”
“I can’t just forget you. That’s not how it works.”
“This isn’t goodbye.”
“Did you get my text?”
“I have a good feeling about this.”
“I’ll think about it.”
“You need to stop running.”
“Talk to me.”
“Don’t you give up on me.”
“I won’t stop until I find ______.”
“You shut your mouth.”
“I need help.”
“I want you to be happy.”
“I’m not okay.”
“I don’t wanna be alone right now.”
smut prompts
“Don’t make me take you home and punish you.”
“I’ve never wanted anyone to fuck me this badly.”
“You’re not going out in that outfit.”
“Don’t give me that look.”
“You’re more than just a one night stand.”
“Would you just shut up and kiss me already?”
“You want me to give you your book/phone/item back? Make me.”
“Like what you see?”
“Try to stay quiet, understand?”
“We’re in public, you know.”
“I didn’t know you were so sensitive.”
“Dont be so rough. there cant be any marks.”
“I really don’t care. You still look hot and i’m trying not to kiss/fuck you senseless right now.”
“Are you sure? Once we start, i might not be able to stop.”
“No, i’m supposed to be making you feel good.”
“Make me.”
“Stop teasing me so much..”
“You’re in trouble now.”
“Take off your clothes.”
“I’m waiting.”
“First one to make a noise loses.”
“Mine.”
“We cant do that here!”
“Behave.”
“What did you just say?”
“Come here.”
“Watch me.”
“I don’t want to hear your excuses anymore.”
“If you cant sleep…then how about we have sex?”
“Put that thing away!”
“Don’t kink shame me.”
“If you interrupt me one more time, so help me god.”
“I’m going to put on some clothes before you say anything else.”
“Tell me what you want.”
“Bite me.”
“If you insist.”
“Could he make you feel as good as i do?”
“You’re n-not ,um, w-wearing anything under that, are you..?”
“Are you trying to turn me on or are you really just that oblivious?”
“You taste like fucking candy.”
“The only way you’re getting off is on my thigh.”
“You make a sound and its game over.”
“Just let me finish this/this level and i swear ill go down on you until you cum at least three times.”
“If i have to stop what i’m doing, you wont be able to walk for the next week.”
“I could just pull your bikini bottoms to the side, no one will notice.”
“I haven’t even touched you and you’re already this wet.”
“Were you just masturbating?”
“U-uh..no, i was just..”
“Want some help?”
“Shut up.”
“Why don’t you come over here and make me.”
“You’re so fucking hot when you’re mad.”
“We’re not just friends and you fucking know it.”
“C’mere, you can sit on my lap until i’m done working.”
“What? Does that feel good?”
“I’m not jealous! its just…you’re mine!”
“If we get caught i’m blaming you.”
“We have to be quiet.”
“Tell me again.”
“You have no idea how much i want you.”
“Say it.”
“If you don’t like my teasing, then why are you moaning?”
“Wow, i didn’t realize you were that…flexible.”
“I’m gonna fuck you so hard that you forget you ever even met that asshole.”
“You better shut that pretty little mouth before i put it to work, doll.”
“I think thats the first time i’ve heard you moan…it was like a fucking melody.”
“I really want to kiss you right now.”
“Then do it.”
“You’re not taking me to bed. ever.”
“Who said it had to be on the bed?”
“She may seem like lollipops and rainbows but i bet behind closed doors she’s latex and whips.”
“Ah, he’s playing hard-to-get. thats cute.”
“For the love of fuck.”
“Yep, thats me. I love to fuck.”
“How do i look?”
“Would you reconsider if i was sober?”
“I’m sure i can get some kind of sexual gratification just from staring at him if i try hard enough.”
“Don’t fucking touch what is not yours.”
“You don’t need to cover up the bruises/hickeys.”
“I’m not sure if its a sexual thing or not.”
“We’re…..just friends.”
“Friends don’t do this kind of shit!”
“How quickly can you cum?”
“There’s people here.”
“I know.”
“I don’t care what you do just fuck me.”
“Fuck you.”
“I’m up for it if you are.”
“Don’t ruin the sofa.”
“Ill just have to cum inside you then.”
“Stop dancing like that or i’m going to cum in my pants.”
“I’m not going to touch you unless you beg.”
“You cant tease me like that and expect not to be punished.”
“I’m gonna strangle you.”
“Is that a promise?”
“You look a bit tied up, want me to come back later?”
“Stop distracting me.”
“Were you touching yourself?”
“I know they’re just stuffed animals but doesn’t it feel weird? its like they’re watching us.”
“That’s probably the fastest i’ve ever done that.”
“Please, remind me again why we’re having sex behind a tree?”
“I know for a fact that you can be a hell of a lot louder than that.”
“We’ve been at it like rabbits, how are you still horny?!”
“It was so worth the injury though!”
“Saddle up doll.”
“Did you just look me up and down and then bite your lip? ‘Cause if you did we’re having sex. Right now.”
“Your ass is going to be seven different shades of red after that little stunt.”
“God damnit, now all i can think about right now is you licking my cock like its that ice cream cone.”
“If i have to pull over, you wont be able to walk for the next week.”
“Do you think they can hear us through the tent?”
“Yes we can.”
“What are you doing in my bed?!”
some prompts!
