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Lucifer, Diavolo
Mammon, Leviathan
Satan, Asmo
Beel, Belphie
Simeon, Solomon
Childe: This date is boring.
Lumine: This isnāt a date. I said I was going to the store.
Childe: Then whyād you invite me?
Lumine: I didnāt. I specifically said āDonāt come with me,ā and you said āFuck you ojou-chan, Iāll do whatever I want.ā
Scaramouche: Why the fuck does Childe smile so much today?
Childe: I'm just happy to be back home here in Snezhnaya
Scaramouche:
Signora: Miss Honorary Knight just beat his ass yesterday
Scaramouche, sipping his coffee: Simp.
Childe is the type of overprotective boyfriend that when a new guy shows up, he will instantly find someone to match them up with just so they don't fall for Lumine and Lumine doesn't fall for them.
Worst part is, he has a good basis for what he's doing.
Albedo: Traveler, could you--
Childe, pushing Sucrose over: HEY, HOMONCULUS GUY, YOUR WHIPPED ASSISTANT NEEDS YOU!
Sucrose: ā¢///⢠C-Childe!!
Xiao: Traveler... I must ask you for a--
Childe, yeeting Xiao towards Ganyu: BOTH OF YOU ARE ADEPTI. TALK. MINGLE. S O C I A L I Z E.
Ganyu: I--?! H-huh?
Diluc: Lumine, I need your assis--
Childe, dragging Diluc to Jean: hEY DILUC, I HEARD YOUR KOUHAI NEEDS YOU!
Jean: Wait, but I didn't--
Zhongli: Ah, Traveler, I must ask--
Childe, grabbing Zhongli by the shoulders and glaring at him: Either mourn over your dead wife or walk to Ningguang with your own two feet, or so help me I will destroy you.
Lumine: ajax honey i love you but why the fuck are you becoming an aggressive cupid--
āMy name is Divus Crewel. You may feel free to call me master Crewel. I will beat the names and appearances of 100 types of medicine and poison into you little brains.ā
A Few Tidbits About Diabolik Lovers
(Trigger warning for violence, suicide, and sexual assault)
~ Shuu coerced Yui into cutting her throat with a knife and then strangled her so more blood would come out.
~ Ayato tried to rip Yuiās legs off.
~ Subaru choked Yui so hard he lifted her off the ground by her throat.
~ Ruki killed a kitten that Yui had found and was happily taking care of.
~ Laito encouraged Yui to commit suicide, telling her that heād drink her blood as she died.
~ Then in the next chapter he told her physical pleasure was evidence that he loved her as he coerced her into mutual masturbation.
~ Subaru dragged Yui across the dungeon by her hair.
~ Reiji chained Yui in the dungeon and whipped her, continuing to do so even after she begged and pleaded with him to stop.
~ Yuuma punched Yui.
~ After Ayato chained Yui to a bed, Shuu blindfolded her and cut her with a knife while Ayato watched.
~ Laito strangled Yui under frigid shower water because she ran from him.
~ At the end of his original drama CD, Subaru says he wants to ājoin more deeplyā with Yui, implying rape since she was not in his coffin with him consensually, and in fact had ran from him.
~ Using mind control, Reiji forced Yui to drink what he told her was poisoned tea.
~ While they are trapped in the dungeon, Laito strangled Yui with a spiked collar and leash. He also ripped open her blouse and bit into her back, making her push her breasts out on display for Subaru.
~ Subaru chained Yui in the dungeon and left her there.
~ When Kanato tried to drink Yuiās blood, Ayato choked her and blamed her for it⦠And then raped her.
~ Laito coerced Yui into touching herself in front of him, threatening to make her do it in front of all his brothers if she didnāt do it.
~ Kou ripped open bite marks with his fingernails, repeatedly digging them in to torture Yui.
~ Yuuma called Yui his toy and that heād kill her if she betrayed him.
~ Shin made Yui lick his boots.
~ Ruki held Yui by her neck off the edge of a tower.
~ Laito forcibly removed Yuiās bikini top as she tried to take a shower. And like usual, he wouldnāt let her run from him.
~ Ayato handcuffed Yui in the sewers and disappeared, making her scream for him until her voice was gone.
~ Subaru sliced Yui with his knife, even as she begged him to stop.
~ Yuuma made Yui beg him by threatening her: Oy, if you donāt say it quickly Iāll beat you up! Ah, yes like that. Hold my body tightly. So, What must you do again? ātakes the knife- Say it properly and Iāll reward you.
~ Ayato handcuffed Yui to a dartboard and used her face for target practice.
~ Kanato summoned a demon inside Teddy and made him hold Yui down while he sliced up her entire body with a knife.
~ Laito held Yui by her neck in front of a mirror and ripped all her clothes off, inspecting for bite marks from any of the others (and degrading her while he did so).
~ Laito used some unknown torture instrument on Yui in the dungeon.
~ Yui killed all the brothers as Kanato requested to prove her love for him.
~ Shuu pushed Yui to the ground and crushed her fingers when she tried to get him to walk home quickly in the rain.
~ In his More Blood Drama CD, Ayato became angry and wrapped chains around the mcās neck and pulled tight.
~ When Yuuma kidnapped Yui, he taped her mouth shut after she cried when he ripped her clothes off with a knife.
~ Shin raped Yui in Rukiās route and she had to bear his child.
~ In his drama CD, Laito held the mcās head underwater for resisting him.
~ Ayato killed his entire family out of jealousy.
***Arenāt these guys so cute and adorable and so much fun? uwu***
Obey Me! Town Tunes
Startgame
Home Theme
Akuzon
Memory
Tale Of The Seven Lords
I spent like 2 hours on these :āD
@canonlucidia here you go š¤
please tell me that i'm not the only one who still hope for an happy ending for hanako and yashiro bc if they don't end up together i will probably cry for MONTHS
Okay let me just rant for a sec, okay?
So, in Ikemen Vampire, MC walks into a door and go back in time and meet these HOT famous figures who are vampires and she can't go back for a month and.... etc.
And we have Arthot Arthur, he is drop dead GORGEOUS! I mean looK AT HIM!
What the actual hell? How is he so hot????
MC must have the greatest self control ever to reject his advances! I'd literally throw myself at him the moment I see him!
Like everyone would be like "MC be aware of Arthur, he is horny a bad, dangerous man!" And I'm here like "HE better be aware of me!"
And his HANDS? These huge slender perfect beautiful life-giving baby-maker hands!
Seriously MC, how can you resist him? How can you not jump on his lap and- imma shut up.
But for real, I'm not saying be a complete hoe and whatever but let's be realistic, even a robot is turned on by Arthur!
And dear god when he wears his glasses!
The rich, great heart-stopping mixture of a smart intelligent character who wears glasses and the most handsome face known to man... again, HOW CAN SHE RESIST HIM???
And he blushes! A man this handsome, is blushing, is smirking, is looking at you with his gorgeous ocean blue eyes, is wearing a white shirt with the first bottom undone (a hot hint of his man tiddies), and his mind blowing big hand "tucked" inside his tiny pocket and only his thumb is actually inside the pocket because BOY IS BIG, in a demi-lit room all alone and NOTHING? What's is your problem MC... I'd definitely faint from how stunning he is!
Briefly, Arthur Conan Doyle is a very very very very very handsome thirsty man who is absolutely delicious. Thank you lord.
Date MasamuneĀ
(Ikemen Sengoku: Toki wo Kakeru ga Koi wa Hajimaranai Episode 3) Nobunaga |Ā HideyoshiĀ |Ā ShingenĀ |Ā Kennyo | YukimuraĀ | KenshinĀ | MotonariĀ | MitsuhideĀ | MitsunariĀ | IeyasuĀ | Sasuke
Beel: I just calculated. Beel: I am 100 kilos. Beel: And I just ate 800 grams of ravioli. Beel: Like a whole can. Beel: That means Iām 0,8% ravioli. Belphie: ⦠Belphie: Itās 4am what the fuck
Can I pleaaaase request the brothers' (+ Solomon's š) ideal dates? huhu tyyy?!
ILY, hope u like it bby!Ā
SFW - BROTHERS (+SOLOMON) IDEAL DATES.
Lucifer:
He would probably take you to some luxury and fancy restaurant, like Ristorante Six.
And heās going to pay everything. Gentlemanās things.
Sometimes he could take you to the human world as well, since heās the only one who can.
He would like to know more about you and your originis, how your life was before devildom, and talk about you about human history.
Mammon:
He would eat something cheap with you at Hellās Kitchen, then go shopping (stealing)
Heās going to blush all the time, for literally nothing,
āBe GrAtEfUl ThAt YoUārE oN a DaTe WiTh ThE gReAt MaMmOn.ā
Please give him some attentions, heās starving. please.
Levi:
He most likely hasnāt never been on a date before, you know, dating is for normies. And he never liked anyone other than ruri-chan anyway.
There are a few potential places he might take you: the library, the arcade, his room to play games.
He would like to hold your hand but he is too shy to do it, so, do it yourself!
Asmo:
Heās going to take you to the shopping center.
Buys a LOT of clothes for both of you and some sexy lingerie
He never misses a chance to touch you and kiss you.
āWanna come to my room later?ā
Satan:
Bookstore!!!
Would buy something to drink first, so you can take it with you.
If he buys a book, heāll ask you if you want to read it with him in his room later.
You will rest your head on his chest as he reads, noticing that he sometimes stares at you.Ā
Beel:
We all know that he just want to eat.
Maybe he will take you to some demon-food all you can eat?
And youāre going to stay here for hours.Ā
Very sweet too, heāll ask often if youāre bored or if you need something.
Some cuddles and other food when u get home!
Belphie:
Heāll love to go to a spa with you.
His brothers would probably want to kill him.
Okay the boy maybe is dirty minded but he really wants to enjoy the hot springs with you, resting his head on your shoulder in the warmth of the water.
Will fall asleep but so do you!
Solomon:
Would take you to an antique store.
He would look for valuable things and magic objects with you.
If a demon would try to approach you, he would to be likeĀ ābitch, first of all, we have a pact.ā
After the date, he would receive a lot of questions from Asmodeus.
Asmo in fact only wants to know if you two had sex.
obey me bros, but they're computers.
lucifer
mammon
levi
asmo
satan
beel
belphie
The true zodiac signs of the brothers should be:
Lucifer: aries
Mammon: sagittarius
Levi: cancer
Asmo: scorpio
Satan: virgo
Beel: libra
Belphie: gemini (and it is)
and u can fight me on that