Anti-virus

incorrect ego quotes.

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Anti: People Always say that nothing is impossible, but nothing is possible because i do nothing everyday!

Marvin: Thats not what its susposed to-

Henrik: Let him has his moment of freedom.

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hello my brethren I return how art thou

tired

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*Anti trying to be nice*

Anti: Whats a thot?

Henrik: A thoughtful person.

*Later at Supper*

Marvin: Here's the salt Anti.

Anti: Thanks Marv, You're such a thot.

Marvin: *Spits out water* A WHAT?

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Anti: I made tea.

Chase: I don't want tea.

Anti: I didn't make you tea. this is my tea.

Chase: Then why did you tell me??

Anti: Its a conversation starter.

Chase: it's a terrible conversation starter.

Anti: Oh is it? Were conversing. Checkmate bitch.

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The meaning of Markiplier

M- Machosist

A- ARE YOU CLOSE?

R- Rage Games

K- King of five nights at Freddy's

I- I AM A MAN WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS

P- Pliers

L- Like a loserrrr. Walking around like a loserrr.

I- IM KING OF THE SQUIRRELS

E- Ether

R- Rawr XD aaawwrr

This took me a while :)

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If you love Mark. Then listen to the beauty of the podcast.

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Anti: Is anyone else really mild mannered usually but super violent minded? Like, someone can bump into me and im just like "oh its ok" but in my head I'm like " if you touch me one more time I'm going to shove my foot so far up your ass that the dentist will be picking my toes from between your teeth.

All the egos: *Slowly back up far away from Anti*

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Séan: I'm getting ice cream what y'all want?

All the egos: COOKIE COBBLESTONE

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Marvin: Why does Anti always have to be a little bitch?

Anti: Just for that comment im going to unvirgin your virgin oil and then tell me who's a bitch?

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Jameson: One day I wish to be a suit tailor.

Anti: Well you have a poorly planned future if you're doing Puppet shows.

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Jackie: Anti what are you hiding?

Anti's Jacket: *Barks*

Anti:....drugs?

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Henrik: If you found out you have one day left, what would you do with it?

Jameson: Say goodbye and mend my relationship.

Marvin: Something illegal.

Jackie: Accept my fate

Anti: I would message 10 people on Facebook saying if they didn't forward the message to ten people, I would die tomorrow

Chase: Jesus Anti!

Marvin: Wait hold on- that's fucking awesome. Can I change my answer?

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Anti: Hey Chase!

Chase, Turning around: What do you want An- OOF! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU THROW AT ME!?!

Anti: Your Flask. Don't leave it in the dining room next time.

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would you like to be in an art piece? :D

Im sorry I never saw this but sure :D no one ever drew me before

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Seán: Anti, we need to talk about your will.

Anti, Confused: What about it?

Seán: Well it says here: "Bury me with seven extra bones to fuck with the archeologist lmao."

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Anti: one of these days I'm just gonna dissappear... and return 3 years later as a hippie

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Anti: WHY IS THERE GLITTER IN MY HAIR

Marvin: uhhhh. Magic trick gone wrong?