Here's an idea for Self-Aware AU. Once out of our device, Shadow Milk Cookie tries to get Y/N to eat an apple and get them corrupted (cause bro is lonely and Pure Vanilly won't do it). Pure Vanilla, who followed SM out of our device, is horrified by this and tries to stop Y/N from eating the apple, but it's too late. We've already taken a bite.
...But literally nothing happens.
This is because we're human. And if you know anything about Christianity, then you already know that Humanity has already gone through this whole song and dance.
Case in point, SMC can't corrupt us and turn us into a fallen being like himself because we're technically already corrupted. This is as "Beastly" as we're getting lol.
Cue PVC's massive sigh of relief + massively concerned looks and SMC having a slight existential crisis (cause- how could you already be corrupted and act so.. normal??????? HUH??????)
End Busting [Hc!Reader & Tommy, Tubbo, Ranboo Headcanons]
(P!Fluff, Request: *sees requests are open* *kicks down your door* Hello- hi! I hope you don't mind me sliding in!
So remember how the end is inaccessable on the Dream SMP? Could I maybe request headcanons or a fic about Tommy, Ranboo and Tubbo going end busting with the hermit!reader on the Hermitcraft server for the first time? Maybe to help the reader get shulker shells to make boxes for the boys? Thank you in advance! -🍯)
(This is canonicaly a filler episode in the series of Ambassadors Work)
At this point the three of them had gotten fairly accustomed to Hermitcraft
Still there were a few key differences between your two servers that you had yet to show them
They had gotten use to the loads of shulker boxes around bases, shops and projects
You even taught them to fly!
(No you didn't cry when used rocket's for the first time)
You knew the Smp didn't have access to the end
Hell the boys didn't even know what the end was
So when you ran short on shulker boxes you were excited to share a sort of custom for the hermits
End Busting.
They were hyped to see this completely new dimension together (and help you out but mostly Adventure Tm.)
Before going to the end you all just hung out by the portal for a minute
Both running through supplies, plans and just admiring the portal
That's when you brought up a little competition
The classic "who can get the best loot" hell yeah
When they saw all the enderman Tubbo instantly went "Ranboo look it's your family!" "My people!"
Yeah that joke never got old
After making in through an end gate they were very nervous about flying over the void
Still after some reassurance (and friendly teasing about the competition) you were soaring again
They had more fun than they should getting hit by shulkers-
"Who needs rockets!" "Hey I'm gonna go ahead and take these shells-" "Oh no get back here-"
Every time it was a race to get to the ships since elytras were worth a ton of points
And the dragon heads-
Dragon Bros 2.0 over here
Seriously for most of the trip you wore the heads just because they were cool
And it was funny as hell watching them get stuck in the smaller corridors
You took a break in a chorus fruit forest (forest? Grove? Whatever)
Y'all spent way to much time just messing with chorus fruit
When you had finally made it home you tallied up the points
Turns out Tommy won! (He may or may not have stolen a few items from the group)
Between the four of you, you had more than enough boxes for a long while
Of course you let them split most of what was left after you took the shells you needed
Some notions of fixing up the better armor and tools were tossed around while you made the boxes
You were happy to know that this would not be the last time the four of you did this together.
Note: This lil guy named Arabalika is the most OP thing in Genshin. I HAD to write something about him
Warning: Aranara’s
Since everyone liked the last post, I made more
‘Protector of World’
The Aranara’s, despite being small, have made it clear that they’ll protect you.
Some are braver than others, but all will stand between you and danger when needed. It’s their mission to protect the forest, but without the world, where can the forest exist? And maybe you like the little bodyguards a bit too much to deny them the idea of ‘protecting’ you.
Well, it’s safe to say you were underestimating them.
Restarting the superior Imposter!SAGAU troupe; just peacing out and living with the Aranara.
Reject Vision Holders; return to Aranara.
I mean. Look at them. How could one possibly refuse such allure? Imposter SAGAU is shaking and crying in the corner. Try hunting Reader now, they have the tiny forest mafia on their side.
Can I request a yandere batfamily x toddler of the joker reader
Where they find out the joker has a daughter but she likes very different from him she to pure and is like very heroic to and they adopted her
Literally had to rewrite this like twice because my brain couldn't make up it's mind and chose what I wanted to do for this. So hopefully you enjoy! 🤗
⚠ TW ⚠: mention of abuse and murder
We'll keep you safe (MDNI)
Yandere batfam x jokers toddler reader
They've seen you around before. At first, they thought you were just some kid that Accidentally got lost to far from home while going on an 'adventure'. But that wasn't it.
They remember the first time they all met you. They had somehow fallen into one of Jokers traps. And just as Joker was explaining about the 'prank' that he was going to do to Gotham.
Then you showed up.
Tim was the one who spotted you. You were just hiding in between some crats just, staring. He was a bit concerned as there was a child here. This was no place or time for them, if they were to get caught. It could turn out really bad for them. And it didn't help the fact that all of them were currently bonded to their own chairs.
But peering around to see if Joker or his goons were watching. They immediately went into action, quickly yet quietly, they made their way to them. Tim had called out to Bruce to let him know about what was going on.
Bruce and the rest of them were shocked to see a child. They didn't look even old enough to be 10 years old! How in the world did you manage to get in here?!
Getting a better view of you they saw you were just a small (h/c) haired girl. Though there were two things that they all noticed.
One, not only did you have (h/c) hair. But at the tips you had a tint of green. Just like Joker hair color. The second thing... Was the bruises.
Where did you get those from?
You had hidden yourself behind Bruce as he was the largest out of them all. Not only that but his cape helped to hide your small body too.
"What do you think you're doing?! Get out of here before you get caught you idiot! " Damian quietly shouted towards you. You only looked at him before making a 'shhh' motion with your hand. Reaching into your pocket that didn't really look as though it wasn't in the best condition. You pulled out what looked to be a pocket knife.
You soon started to cut the rope to get Bruce out. After his was done you had moved onto the next and so on.
Though just as you were about to finish with the last one of them you had been spotted as Joker had finished his ranting.
And he didn't look to happy to see you there. Or what you were doing.
"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING YOU BEAT! " Looking towards his goons he scowled and pointed towards your frightened form. "WELL? GET HER! "
Luckily though, you had cut a good portion of the rope so Jason (he was the one you were finishing up on) went into action and pushed you back a bit.
"Better get going kid! Thanks for the help though. " he then soon ran to help the rest leaving a you behind looking at them in Amazement.
Knowing you had already helped them enough. You decided to go your old spot and hide. You were already caught by your father. And because you were caught helping the enemy. Batman none the less. You didn't want to find out what he'd do to you after wards.
---
After the fight was clearly almost over. Tim was able to stop the timer the Joker had placed on to go off for his evil plan just in time. It was clear that Jokers time was running out. Looking around he soon spotted what he was looking for. Spotting you in your small hiding spot, his sick smile grew larger.
Fighting the rest if the goons. The Bruce and the rest of his family had suddenly came to a stop as they all heard a loud scream run through the building. Turning around, the all saw you in Jokers grasp. You were try to pull away from him but his grimp on your hair told you to stop doing so. He soon pulled out a gun before he then placed it beside the side of your head.
"Let go of the girl Joker! " Bruce yelled out.
"Oh now Batman, you know I can't do that! " he laughed.
"Come on Joker, leave the kid out of this! " Dick shouted as he was on the other side. Hearing your cried was really staring to worry him. He and the rest of the group were already planning to pumble him to the ground one they got the chance. How dare he out a child like you in danger!
"See, this little is apart of all this! Aways getting in the way of her poppas plans! You'd think that by now she'd listen to her dear ol' daddy. But she's sooo persistent! " looking down at you he chuckled.
"Looks like daddy's gonna have to teach you another lesson. Huh, sweet cheeks? " he yanked your head up higher to be better at hight with him. This earned a Yelp from you
"Daddy.... You don't mean. That that kids yours! " Tim shouted in disbelief. This made Joker laugh once more.
"That's right! My own FLESH an BLODD! Why don't you say hi (y/n)? " he giggled. Though when you didn't you screamed again as his grip in your hair became unbearable.
"I SAID SAY HI! It's not polite to not introduce yourself. ~"
"H-h-he- hello! " you said, your voice sounded more like a wimper.
All the bats hearts felt like it was about to shatter. Your voice sounded so worn out. It made sense to then why you looked to beaten up now.
It was because of the Joker... He did this to you.
"Well lookie here! It looks like it's time for us to take out leave. See ya later batsy! " Seeing that one of their cars driving up. Joker rusher out laughing holding onto you as you cried for help while being flung into the vehicle as well.
Seeing this, Bruce and the rest were quick to react as they all rushed to where you and the Joker were. But, by the time they got there.
You were gone
Bruce scowled and punched the all that was beside him. The look on your face was engraved in his and his sons mind.
"DAMN IT! "
---
After that happened. Every now and again they'd get to spot you in every other mission they had that was connected with Joker.
You always tried your best to help them in any way you could. If it were a case that Joker kept moving place to place. You'd try and leave a clue as to where he'd be next. What he's planning for his next 'joke'. Or if they got themselves stuck. You'd come to the rescue and help me out. If you were able to.
And for a moment when they'd get the chance to thank you for your help. They'd away get rewarded with the most happiest smile on your face. It was nice seeing you smile. It was full of kindness and glee. Unlike your father. With his sick and twisted smile that could haunt anyone in gotham.
Every time you did help though. They wouldn't hear or see from you which worried them. You were jokers daughter. Joker was your father.
For all they knew. You could have been dead. Thrown to the side as if you were just trash needed to be thrown out.
And they'd never known.
They'd just hope that they'd see you again. And if they did. They'd do their best to get you out of that horrible place. Away from your father. They hated thinking that you had to call that sick man your father. He didn't deserve you. And by the looks of it. He didn't appreciate you either.
From the times they've seen you. They all noticed that they've had grown quite a liking to you as well. As if you were one of their own. So you could only imagine how they'd feel when every time they say you just how worse and more beaten up you looked.
And that pissed. Them. Off.
They were going to save you. The next time they saw you. You were coming home with them. To live the rest of your life to the fullest. With them, they'd make sure of it.
No matter what, you were coming home with them. And no one was going to stop them
Not even Joker
---
It was one of those days where they've never seen or heard from you yet again. Another day of them wondering if you were okay or not. The boys bad already felt that you were more of a sister to them. The same as Bruce who saw you as a daughter that he needed to take care of you and keep you safe from harm.
So when they caught wind that joker was seen around the old axis chemical plant. They immediately got into their uniforms and sped off. If the chemical Axis was going to be involved. They didn't want to know what Joker was planning on to do with it.
---
Arriving at the chemical plant, they all busted in the building not waiting or making sure if it wasn't all some trap. And when seeing what was before them. They felt the tiny string that was holding them together finally had snapped.
There, tied with chains to the top of a large container filled to the brim of the AXIS chemical. Was you.
You were just dangling in the air silently crying as there was a cloth that was tied around your mouth. Probably as a way to keep you quiet. But they could still hear your muffled cried. And there next to some platform next to it was joker. He was standing right in front of the control panel that was holding up on to the chain that was preventing you into falling in.
"JOKER" Bruce yelled out to the male.
Hearing his name, Joker turned around and smiled.
"Well lookie here! If it isn't the whole gang! Glad to see you could make it HAHA!" Joker could only laugh at this.
"What do you think your doing now you sick bastard! " Jason shouted out.
"You better not do anything you'll regret you stupid clown! " Damian shouted next.
"Oh, I'm not gonna do much. Just dump her into the AXIS chemical HAHA! That way she can live to be just like her ol' Pa and learn to laugh a little. That way, I can proudly call her my little girl! Doesn't that sound great sweetheart?! HAHA! "
Hearing his plan you screamed as you didn't want to be like him. You wanted the opposite. You wanted to help and save people from the bad guys. Not be one of them!
Hearing this, Bruce and his kids couldn't help but panic as well. The AXIS is what made Joker, and looked where that got him to day. If you were to fall in it as well. Would you really become just like Joker?
No. They wouldn't allow it.
Laughing, Joker was just about to pull the lever to drop you into the large container when a batarang flew and sliced his hand making him flinch back.
Shouting out Joker looked at his hand which was now bleeding heavily. Putting pressure on to the wound. He looked back to shout at them but stopped.
There was something off about them. Usually their precedence was like a 'I'm going to take you down'. Now it was more as '... I will kill you'.
His shocked face soon turned into a large sickening smile. He soon laughed to loud that it could have possibly been heard throughout the whole building. His smiled soon turned into a scowl as he was about to yank the lever down. Dick was there and had tackled him to the floor.
"I got him! You guys get (y/n)! "
Nodding their heads they sighed in relief. Rushing up to where Dick and Joker was. They couldn't feel a bit happy. This was it. This was when they were going to bring you home!
But just as they were rushing towards the two. Joker had managed to gain the upper hand and had landed a pretty good hit on Dick Nocking him down
"Nightwing! " Bruce called out.
Damian and Tim ran up to fight him off but Damian was ended up being thrown over the platform. Luckily for him, his grappling hook at managed to get caught between which made him fall over completely. Tim was ended up being splattered with some kind of chemical Joker had placed into his flower on his vest blinding him for a bit.
Joker then rushed over to the panel and just as he was pulling the lever. Jason had pulled out his gun and shot him. Though he'd usually use a rubber bullet. That wasn't the case this time.
This time, it was a real life bullet
Crying our Joker fell to the floor. Though his hand was still holding onto the lever which he then pulled. Having it pulled you were then diving into the container full of AXIS.
Though your screams were covered by the cloth. They all had screamed out your name as well. They failed. In seconds, you were about to be consumed by the chemicals. And the you they knew of. Would be gone.
No. It wasn't over. They wouldn't let it.
Rushing over, Bruce dove in and shot his own grappling hook and rapped it around your small form. He then used another he grabbed from Jason to connect it to the ceiling catching both you and him.
You were safed.
---
You were now in Bruces arms crying your eyes out. You were so terrified what was going on around you. You really thought you weren't going to make it. You clung into him as he was now rubbing your back trying his best to comfort you.
No doubt this would be very traumatic for you. Don't worry though. They'd do their best to help you through out this. That is what family is for isn't. Ah yes, family. With you there with them. Their family was now complete. Bruce and the rest swore to make sure that you'd never have time go through something like this ever again.
They don't care who they'd have to go through. They'd be there to save you anything on any day.
Walking out with you in his arms who had now fallen asleep. Bruce handed you to Dick as he decided to stay behind. So he saw you off as Dick, Tim and Damian was returning home. All excited to show you to your new home.
Walking back inside the chemical plant. He was greeted with Jason standing on top of a very bloody Joker on the floor. What angered him more was the fact that the bastard was still laughing.
"So, what we do with him. You know he'll just come back and try and taker her back. " Jason asked not even looking at him.
"Do what you want. No one will notice him being gone any ways. Even if they did. I'm sure they'd be more relieved than anything. " was all that he said before walking back.
"See you at home after this? " he asked.
"Yup, see you after Batman. "
Walking out you all that could be heard was laughing and the sound of something punching before it went silent.
No one was going to take you alway from them. That they'll make sure of and if they did. Well then.
This was amazing through and through but ngl a tiny twisted part of me is really curious about what it would’ve looked like had they not managed to prevent the reader from falling into this AXIS. Either way I doubt Joker was going to be walking out of the situation alive…
Hello again, I have slid into your requests to ask of your opinion on a very important topic.
Yan! Fontaine characters with a Blade-like S/O. (HSR blade)
Instead of Mara, darling would have become Immortal from the cataclysm. Even funnier, instead of serving Elio, Blade! Darling would work for the abyss order (They said that they’ll help Blade! Darling die if they do✨✨)
Yan! Character: *Rambling on about how much they love Blade! Darling*
Blade! Darling: I want to die.
So far, we haven't heard shit about the Abyss in a while, but I do kinda think that they'd be at least a little interested in preventing the flooding of Fontaine, even if it's just as a "fuck you" to Celestia. But they could also be 100% indiferent to the whole thing, given how they don't really care about humans at all and look out for themselves.
I guess that Blade!Darling would be in a situation similar to Skirk; trying to stop the Narwhal. Also they were also probably hoping that they'd die by getting eaten by the whale, but that didn't happen.
I'm just imagining Darling showing up at the Opera house, dragging the corpse of their latest victim, admitting that they committed a murder and ask to be given the death penalty. But due to a certain Iudex's biases, they were put in jail in stead.
hi hi ! can i req a yan jamil doodle ? ty and have a good day ! 🫶
Hiihii!! Of course you can :D
While I may have trouble with understanding how jamil works and like how he behaves with people, he would 10000% use snake wished on the MC if things aren't going his way, petty king smh,,,
Run while you still have a functioning thinking for itself brain 😭
Snake Whisper is one of those abilities that just fits the whole yandere concept a bit too much for comfort. Wouldn’t be surprised if the character dev team predicted this kind of stuff ngl
MC: Because. I would literally rather die than get blood on this dress.
Deuce: You're gonna fistfight this dude in your underwear!?
MC: *Pointing at Rollo* Look at that overzealous lump of religious trauma, and let me know if you think he knows how to throw a punch, let alone take one. No, Deuce, I am going to pulverize this lad, and don't worry, I have a long underbodice.
