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If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday it could also be known as “2’s Day”

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DUDE

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Happy 2's Day Everyone

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Made a new blog

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Made a new blog

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Made a new blog

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Message me if you want my new blog I guess

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Made a new blog

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Message me if you want my new blog I guess

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Made a new blog

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Message me if you want my new blog I guess

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Made a new blog

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Made a new blog

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Made a new blog

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[hjartasalt]

I would like to personally apologize to every teacher whose projects I overthought as a kid to the point that I could barely do them

[hjartasalt]

5th grade teacher: alright class! This week we’re going to be doing something a little different! I want you all to focus on helping others, then you should write down every good deed you’ve done in your notebooks!

10 year old me, absolutely overthinking the shit out of this: but it feels wrong to do good deeds only to gain something in return, isn’t it inherently bad if my reason for helping isn’t just to help but so I can boast about it in a notebook?

Teacher: just… Just do the project please

[lmpressionismus]

8th grade teacher: alright class, please write a letter from the view of a person experiencing this historical event

14 year old me, staring at my paper: how am i supposed to do that when we only summed up what happened? what are the details someone experiencing this would focus on? what were the opinions of people about that? what words that are long since out of fashion would I use? what was the culture like back then and what references would someone make? If I don’t do it it sounds unrealistic and fake can we please do more research first

8th grade teacher: …just do the exercise please

[randaness]

[hjartasalt]

Actually you know what? Stop calling me out like this, I still overthink the shit out of everything I ever do

[trouserweasel]

Cappy sure loves his NAPpuccinos and Costco rotisserie chickens

[snazziest]

The separation of Rotisserie Chicken and Connoisseur keep making me think they’re two separate things

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[whitesunlars]

i realize this is about turning 30 but my brain keeps saying it’s about the Dust Bowl happening again but in the 2030s

[valtsv]

accidentally went and got myself killed yesterday but god wont let me die so im back

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[goobra]

[numbuh-7-knd]

I mean I just feel like they should hire an actress who’s actually wlw because Poison Ivy is, but it’s likely that they’ll ignore that anyway.

[goobra]

(megan fox is bisexual)

[butchsquatch]

it’s 2019 why are we still hating on Megan Fox??

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If you still hatin on Megan fox in 2019, you need to do something different with your life

[ranger-truth]

Guys, guys, let’s get back into Animorphs!!!

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They are all free to read with Applegate’s permission on the animorphs website!

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Oh yeah babey

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Seasons Greetings my dudes!