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this blog is a mess | 23 you can see all the phases I go through

[luckydestiny335]

Every time Angela or Damien mention each other while they hosted Smosh Mouth Part 1/13

The Angela And Shayne Show | Smosh Mouth 107

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[anime-villian-irl]

No but if I was Chloe and I saw red dancing with Luis talking about how for once in her life she feels like someone can understand her I too would crash the fuck out.

Tf you mean? Girl I'm literally your soulmate don't play.

[a-wonder-in-the-madness]

Chloe and Chad Charming, my adorable himbos who want to get dominated by their women so badly

I think it runs in the family y'all, just look at their dorky father, they got the down-bad gene 😂

[wetcatschwartzy]

this scene is so funny when you remember that maddox runs off 2 minutes after to save red

[ponytailcoby]

Cinderella has a mirror that goes right into the Queen of Hearts' throne room?

[scarletwxtchxloki]

Disney has the potential to give us a bisexual pirate and lesbian princess, but they are gonna give us another straight couple. EVERYONE KNOWS THAT CHLOE CHARMING IS A GIRL KISSER !!! SHE'S LITERALLY A VARIANT OF DARLING CHARMING FROM EVER AFTER HIGH !!!

[a-wonder-in-the-madness]

wait guys... GUYS... I KNOW WHY RED IS SO HANDSY WITH THE FACE GRABS IN WICKED WONDERLAND

THIS GIRL, who has probably NEVER seen any sort of positive affection in her ENTIRE life, literally first thing getting back to the new timeline feels her mom lovingly grab her face, and is like OH! THATS WHAT THAT FEELS LIKE.

And immediately does nothing but that with Chloe because that's now the only way she knows how to express her love. Oh I'm crying.

RED YOU LOVE STARVED BABYYYY I SEE YOUUU YOU WERE TRYING THE WHOLE TIME NO ONE CAN MAKE ME HATE YOUUU

[weepingwillow-writes]

you just know that Old timeline Maddox would've been so proud of New timeline Max

[forever-mady]

OMG STOP!! HE WOULD BE SO PROUD OF MAX!!

[lukotacon]

Bridget dumping a mentally ill man and his 8 year old son into poverty they can never escape shows that the “good” QoH isn’t as good as we’ve been shown.

[hereforeartthouromeo]

[the1701trekkie]

If you told me one week ago that Cinderella vanquished the villain of Wicked Wonderland in battle, I’d have called you a liar then ranted to you about Space Between for ten minutes.

Instead that happened AND we got a No Hetero Explanation callback to Space Between for Bridgella and my world is complete

[strawberry-sweet-vampire]

Having thoughts about the WW VK's on the isle and during the orginal trilogy...little Hazel being part of the pirate crew with her big siblings and playing with Smees even though they can be really silly and stupid sometimes...Felix calling Celia 'Cici,' begging her not to go when she gets picked to go to Auradon...Little Max trying to get Maddox to pay attention to him for once, having to go out onto the island to find someone to play with and meeting the others...the barrier coming down when they're eight and how they all must have felt when that happened...

[wetcatschwartzy]

“evil” glassheart

[the1701trekkie]

Yes. Please

[the-fridge-orange]

Queens of Hearts

[lesveeanism]

Insane how the dynamic between the wicked fairy and the princess in sleeping beauty has many varieties.

We got "barely interacted"

mother and daughter figure

"you stole my fucking boyfriend"

potentially doomed yuri

and doomed brotherhood!

[pumkshrark]

Headcanon Maddox Hatter

So based on information from Wikipedia (to be specific, the information that he is friends with Red and is a teacher of natural sciences according to the book), we immediately conclude that he is good friends with all his students and receives information from them about what is happening outside the castle of the Queen of hearts and perhaps he knows a little about what is happening in auradon (but this is not accurate) and he can use his students in principle, as Sherlock used homeless children in his detective stories (if you do not know, then in the canonical stories about the adventures of Sherlock Holmes written By Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock used homeless children in his investigations to search for information and spy on certain people, and he naturally paid them for their services)

Result:Maddox Hatter is the largest mother in all of Wonderland

Source: 4 minutes and 30 seconds of timing in "descendants: the rise of red(2024)" where they showed how he worries and cares about Red

That's it for me, and I'm off

[a-wonder-in-the-madness]

Wicked Wonderland Scenepack #6: WL Appreciation Post

Look at ts—its so PRETTY

Like that LANDSCAPE dawg... damn dude the stuff I can do w this

The Croquet Gardens and Lumoria Tree, iconic now, will be included in my story fs

The Hearts Castle / Crimsgrounds ✨

Love the Rabbit Hole too ngl, idk about the idea of it being literally ON the Auradon Prep campus mostly because that's a continuity error but theoretically fanfic wise its very convenient... still I think it could be a ten min walk and be fine.

Anyways that is all, fairfarren fellow fans

[1lilspark]

Since we had to sacrifice Ever After High to the fairytale retelling gods can we keep making new Descendants movies until it reaches Once Upon a Time levels of unhinged?