Random Nonsense

[jakeyllenhaal]

[foulmilk]

I’m in love

[ruinedchildhood]

How I take a seat

[tastefullyoffensive]

[frankoceanfanclub]

first of all, fireflies by owl city is a banger

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Tumblr: “The signs as –”

Me:

[maelwife]

The signs as Britney Spears ignoring zodiac posts: No thanks: scorpio, gemini, capricorn, aries, cancer, virgo Chose your own destiny: libra, pisces, sagittarius, leo, taurus, aquarius

[eroscestlavie]

[psyducked]

do you ever wonder how many people have had a crush on you and never told you

[01100110-01100001-01110100-deac]

me: *does literally one thing*

me:

[suspend]

why is everyone dying to go to the cemetery????

[brianttran-deactivated20120224]

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

[ovod0se]

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

[whatgracelikes-deactivated20190]

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

[ameriagrae]

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

[larryismyhallelujah-blog]

goddamn it

[lollie-pond-deactivated20150728]

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

[steampoweredplayer]

Koop

[twirliest]

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

[nathanvj]

1.4 almost ps not risking it

[queenprotein-deactivated2016012]

Fuck this post

[i-likethesummer-rain]

2.5 million notes I hate myself

[froot-lupul]

I reblogged this twice now

[insidethe99-blog]

I’m so sorry this isn’t b99 related and this isn’t real but I can’t not skip this I’m sorry

[mayannaise-hart-deactivated2021]

Not taking a fucking chance

[lethamber]

Sorry, guys, but Im not taking a chance

[celestialkeyprincess]

No chances… She’s out… And she must be protected.

[bitchwithwifivevo]

How dare you

[riarkling]

Whatcha doin to me Farkle!

[chillyclarke-deactivated2018010]

i can’t risk it

sorry babes my moms just my favorite person ever

[prettylittleliarsfan901-deactiv]

Sorry I can’t risk it

[missprincessdancingsunshine]

Fuck sorry guys  I love my mom

[incoherentlyblogging]

Omg I hate these things but I am paranoid. So sorry guys.

[feels-ships-lunars]

2.8 million notes

CANT RISK IT

[trapbvby]

Sorry guys

[desolves]

sorry 😩

[mexicanthighs-deactivated201605]

IM NOT RISKING IT

[mvlikks]

[africanaquarian]

Nicki is so precious.

[beautiful-ambition]

Somebody gets it!

[poeticdarkbeauty-deactivated201]

so intelligent like seriously

[zooviette]

which is why she put her clothes in K-Mart. People laugh about her putting in there but she did it for her fans. I don’t see you rocking the $1000 jackets and snapbacks your fave has on their websites for you to purchase. . Silencio.

[axel-d0rland0]

when i see people my age getting engaged on facebook

[flopkween]

when u see a straight boy coming towards you with a hoverboard

[thebestoftumbling]

puppy can’t get up ramp

[thirstingaintdead-deactivated20]

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

“Make me”,

“oh really”,

“is that so”

[certaflyably-deactivated2018030]

“prove it”

[sigmarikz]

“What’s in it for me?”

[o-dawgtheinvincible-deactivated]

“The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE.”

[hahaveryfunny-deactivated202109]

accurate lmao

im proud of this one

[nayx-deactivated20200109]

there are a lot of people who need to shut up.  not me though