blogger? p lease

the heart and soul of a yapper. and the blog of a yapper also :] she/her

[wordfather]

doctor sleepy just prescribed me with 5 more minutes

[papayajuan2019]

batshit normal

[spiribia]

as a writer you will have a specific deck of vocab words you like using a lot and when you read other peoples' work you will see a very clear spread of different vocab words on their end. this is why you need to read, to collect other writers' words like it's a card game

[chipper-smol]

the realization that the unhealthy trait you’ve given your favorite oc for funsies is actually something you unintentionally do is like watching a five year old innocently and perfectly mimic your bad habits

[motherfucker-unlimited]

I don't give an amazing digital fuck

[corrucyst]

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

[papayajuan2019]

thinking about experiencing my first sensation soon

[halles-comet]

I love when you go on a date with someone and you’re like. well that was neither wonderful nor horrendous. You seem Fine. I’m sure if this was the 18th century and we were gentry arranged married to secure our fathers respective land interests we would care for each other in our way. you would buy me nice horses that I really had no interest in but would admire how gentle you were with them and when I died in labor during my third pregnancy you would tell our surviving heirs that their mother was a handsome woman who never drank too much and embarrassed herself in company

[buddygrouse]

good night

[the-big-mood]

[abandoned-quiche]

* (Oh, these parentheses I keep opening?

* (I'm collecting them.

* (Right now, I'm 1,762 parentheses deep.

* (Oh, my precious parentheses... (I don't ever want to close them!

[bloodied-dagger]

* Oh, these parentheses I keep closing?)

* There’s some guy who keeps opening them.)

* Right now, they think they’re 1,762 parentheses deep…)

* But really? They’re all closed.) Thanks to me.)

[gauntletqueen]

@punkitt-is-here also what I was thinking

[ryebreadedd]

im a protected species you fucking asshole

[fairycosmos]

theyre saying you have to go to work again tomorrow even though you just went today

[shrugsinchinese]

A lifetime of waiting for us to meet

[eclogues]

i havent done anything or been anyone ever

[poopjournalist]

Excuse me ma'am you can't go in that elevator it can only hold 2 tablespoons

[laterkiss]

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies